It was the eve of the March 1st rebel apocalypse. The carebears and rebel sympathizers of highsec exchanged excited whispers.
No one knew exactly what the resistance was planning to unleash...
With no official leaders of the resistance around, everyone could only wait with baited breath and anticipation.
The clock ticked over to March 1st 00:00 EVEtime.
Nothing had happened yet, but as with any apocalypse, there were time zones to consider. Which was the official one?
As March 1st went on with nothing out of the ordinary occurring, people began to doubt.
Light mockery broke some of the tension. Perhaps the New Order wasn't under threat?
By the second of March, the cloud had lifted entirely. The New Order managed to survive the March 1st doomsday, partly because the rebels didn't actually do anything on March 1st.
Things returned to normal, and blood valentine's threats were soon a distant memory. Once again, highsec was at peace. This is cause for celebration. And yet, I fear our fight...
...is only beginning...
There is definitely a sense of anticipation towards the end of this post, as far as I can see. Maybe they meant the Ides of March, makes it a little more dramatic. Maybe this Flower Revage Cartel has something to it after all, if it has James posting like this, unless he's being sarcastic about it.
ReplyDelete---Alistair Drake
He's in your TS3, giving out your strawberries.
ReplyDeleteQuick, post an instant replay of the Mine Teck kill BECAUSE I THINK HE MIGHT MEAN BUSINESS
ReplyDeleteI fear Mine Teck will return with the Reaper invasion forces and annihilate HighSec. I hope James 315 can contact Commander Shepard in time!
ReplyDeleteThe incompetence of these people is mindboggling...
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing I've read about a game ever. I sent in a large donation just because it was so good. The economics of this game make no sense. The highest reward comes in systems with the lowest risk. Frankly, its boring. And PvP just for pew-pew is more fun in CoD. PvP over finite resources would be awesome, but the best paying resources are in hisec. I was considering letting my subscription lapse. I might stay around though just to see how miner bumping turns out.
ReplyDeleteMinerBumping is like a box of chocolates....you NEVER know what youre gonna get!
DeleteMalcolm you are more than welcome to join the Cause and support New Order. We have a number of guides posted here on how you can contribute in any number of ways.
DeleteNew Order offers a supportive and educational environment for all of our members. An added bonus is helping the HighSec mining community become engaged and enthusiastic citizens of New Order space!
Selling new Order Ts3 IP for 200m
ReplyDeleteYou can have the New Order TS IP for free by going to Kamio and complaining.
DeleteWe give out the address and log in to our complaints department freely.
Mine Teck provided quality tears there.
Strawberry!
Trask ! Let me have my fun !
Delete... and two more miner corps withdraw their March wardecs.
ReplyDeleteDammit, these miners just can't get it up. No action AND no traction!
*gasp* Blackmail??? OH NOES!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf he publishes the TS info that will lead them……………………HOME *cut to smoking burnt corpses*
ReplyDeleteSR
i c wut u did thar...
DeleteWhat's he saying about John's shit and why does he want you guys to come get some cupcakes?
ReplyDeleteProbably a typo, but it's "bated breath", not "baited." It's an archaic form of "abated" == diminished, which survives in contemporary usage primarily in this expression. The sense is that the breath is held or shallow, as in anticipation.
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