Spacey Smurf, like so many other carebears, didn't spend much time on his mining ship's tank. He fit for yield instead. Or did he? No, he dropped one of the two highslots available for mining lasers, in favor of a salvager. Then Agent Gaylord Fappington showed up, and suddenly it was the wreck of Spacey Smurf's Retriever that needed salvaging!
The pod of the week goes to VFS KNIGHT's 1.9 billion isk pod. KNIGHT learned what a real Knight is when Agent Temporary Amnesia destroyed his Hulk and sent him home on the pod express.
After a Brave Newbies Inc. FC passed along some carebear killmails, Pannax Ni got us up to speed on some of Fweddit's recent adventures...
It wasn't from this week, but Kassandra Regyri's 1.8 billion isk Orca loss probably still stings--along with the 1.8 billion isk pod. Pannax Ni is what we call "favored by the stars": He got the killing blow on the Orca and got the pod.
Meanwhile, Agent Ophidia Black alerted me to the death of Michael Geezy's 434 million isk Venture, killed courtesy of Dana Walker. Though a lowsec kill, Geezy's abomination could point toward a trend of bot-aspirant Venture pilots. Be on your guard, Agents.
Graadul was just autopiloting through highsec without a license. No harm, right? Surely Agent D400 was just being cruel by taking a hard line on the Code? Not on your life. D400 is a seasoned professional and knows exactly what he's doing. We've already seen the pod of the week, so what could be the meaning of this? Take a look:
Feast your eyes. It's not the pod of the week; it's the pod of the century. You know, we in the New Order are a generous bunch. We own highsec, but we're willing to share. We've withheld nothing. We let people jump through our stargates, dock in our stations, and mine in our systems. We only ask that you follow our rules, show respect to our Agents, and pay 10 million isk for a permit. If you refuse, you have no one to blame but yourself for the consequences.
DAT POD
ReplyDeleteBrother, you ain't kidding.
DeleteOne of these days I half expect to see a Guardian-Vexor killmail on this website....due to the pilot afk-missioning, of course..:)
-----Mike Adoulin
I heard someone in fleet talking about D400's podkill the other day here in Fountain, I was all like, "I KNOW THAT GUY!!"
ReplyDeleteHey there Anon, hate clouds the mind my friend, as you have so eloquently demonstrated. Relax for a second... take a breath... and another... relax.
DeleteNow then, are you sure it was an Ares?
Feel free to post a correction and please, no need to thank me, I am here to help!
lol gloating over a single kill. must be a true carebear, because anybody who actually plays eve knows kills (especially on cheap stuff like interceptors) are a dime a dozen.
DeleteAnon 6:35 fail...
DeleteThat pod was the perfect symbol of carebear excess and complacency... destroyed in a single volley. VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWere any tears generated by that podding?
ReplyDelete- Guybertini
D400 does this ALL the time!
ReplyDeleteTruly a seasoned veteran of sensing capsules of value.
Another shineing example of the ARROGANCE of this group, laying claim to objects and space that belong to the empires...
ReplyDeleteThings in EVE belongs to the ones strong enough to hold control over them, little one. You want to mine but you can't. The NPC empires can't help you. So think about it: who owns the place you want to mine in?
DeleteIf you're to weak-minded to accept or overcome this, then you're not EVE material. And writing words with ALL CAPS doesn't make them any less false.
Arrogance?
DeleteIt ain't bragging if you can actually do it.
Agents pay the Iron Price for what they take.
DeleteThere is no higher authority than greater force.
Fail Orcas are fail. ALL BUT ONE of the 9 ganked had 2x Cargo Expanders in the low slots, and the only one that didn't had nothing at all in the lowslots. Someone needs to explain what a DCU II is.....
ReplyDeletehttp://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=18855044 Like WTH Is that even right??? Only 15k ehp on that Orca? I have more than 10 times that on my fit
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