Knights of the Order love a good fish fry. Among the Orcas killed this week was Aggiego, who wasn't fooling anyone with his token shield mods. He lost over 900 million isk when Agents xxBLACK SKULLxx 929, Kristos Valamache, Agent 057, D400, Tyranis Gord, Maestro Ulv, DeepBlueMax, Darkstar22, admiral root, Pacanes Omega, Zane Arnolles, PanzarPanda, Riemansum, Backbastarea, and Capt Starfox rallied together and put him out of his misery.
(And yes, I realize that orcas are mammals rather than fish, since they have hair, produce milk, are warm-blooded, breathe air, etc. But since EVE Orcas do none of those things, I consider them to be fish.)
Rumtum Digger thought he was as clever as could be, hiding a Michi's Excavation Augmentor among his other implants. The name "Digger" gave him away, though. Enhanced mining abilities in the head of a Code violator? That needed to be removed. So Agent D400 carefully extracted the implant. Sadly, nothing could be salvaged after the operation, so Rumtum Digger was 2 billion isk poorer. Rumtum, please remember that there is a 10 million isk copay for all health care received in highsec.
Seeing only one hope for highsec, The Tension decided to enlist in the New Order. He joined us with a bang, as you can see:
Yes, after being bumped long enough, Tiger fun went crazy and got himself CONCORDed in a faction battleship Vindicator worth 1.5 billion isk. purebegoid was lucky enough to get in on the killmail, which he linked for all to see.
We've got the rebels on the run. Like cockroaches, they skitter and skulk around highsec. Kevin Blakin attempted to transport an unlicensed Mackinaw in the cargo of his new Tayra, along with other contraband totaling over a billion isk. TheMeanPerson taught Kevin a very important lesson: The sun may set, giving cover to the creatures of the night, but the sun also rises. The New Order is a rising sun indeed, and a carebear's crimes will always come to light.
Sigh.
Seaarmorer didn't do himself any favors when he decided to fit up a tech I industrial Bestower with 400 million isk of cargo. Agent D400 was not even mildly intimidated by Seaarmorer's fit, which included a small laser and a hull repairer. D400 easily won the duel, and the mean streets of Uedama got a little nicer that day. One less criminal to worry about.
Perpetrator Tiger fun seemed resigned to losing his Vindicator. His choice of modules is a cause for concern, but superior knowledge of fitting would not have saved him from Agent CONCORD Police Commander... only superior knowledge of the Code could have done that.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Seaarmorer planing to do with that laser? Kill of some space herpes? It would take days to kill a ship with that.
ReplyDeleteWhat an inspirational story! If only CCP would allow there to be a New Order agent along with the other career agents for new people, more might join the cause before getting swept in by the evil bot aspirant miners.
ReplyDelete^ comment of the year.
DeleteI always love it when carebears threaten to grab some pirate faction ship. The message I get is "HURR Look at me, I can spend a ton of money, that means I'm good at EVE!" And as we can see from this, the result of what happens after those threats are carried out are far from what the carebears have in mind. Usually due to their piss-poor fitting ability. Passive tank and no web on a Vindi? Good thing Concord was there to put the poor thing out of its misery.
ReplyDeleteIt's only piss poor fitting because they lack the ability to ask experienced players and then follow through, on fitting suggestions. They also rarely search for ideas via google - the Box Cutter Hero is still AWESOME.
DeleteWhen a player believes he can play in a vacuum it's very important for as many people as possible to burst his bubble and welcome them to the warm embrace of the New Eden community.
When they stop crying that is.
Or Unless they issue death threats in RL - that's freaky and a sign of an imbalanced mind, which is never to be taken lightly.
Or they are totally unable to follow advice.
TheMeanPerson is NOTHING to do with this ridiculous Code you speak of...He is just your average Hisec ganker,Please stop attempting to glorify your pathetic attempts to own virtual space using unrelated individuals.
ReplyDeleteAmazing how many NO haters choose to remain anonymous here.
DeleteErotica, it may have something to do with the fact that any haters that choose not to go anonymous will likely end up harassed by a bunch of bored Internet trolls.
Deletemi that sounds terribad. how do they harrass us? wuld he fined me and kick me in shin?
DeleteCONCORD Police Commander > that vindi fit made me want to scream
ReplyDeleteSure feels good to be enforcing the code once again. \o/
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