Morning in Gamis, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Kalorned took upon himself the Agent's burden--the incredible responsibility of having absolute dominion over the miners of Gamis. After a brief meeting with a fellow Agent, it was time for Kalorned to begin pacifying and educating carebears in the remote Derelik region.

When the cat's away, the miners will AFK. Which makes it more difficult for them to see when the cat returns.

LT IKE > look who stopped by for an afternoon to sux us off Kalorned Keraina Talie-Kuo Krominal
LT IKE > must be on a lunch break
Kalorned > Evening Legolas's
Kalorned > I dont seem to have a permit on file for you
Milchschnittchen > gankage imminent
Milchschnittchen > catalysts are out

A fellow miner attempted to warn Legolas's, but it was of no use. It's hard to coordinate people who aren't there.

Predictably, the fail-fit Mackinaw was destroyed. It had some shield mods, true, but two lowslots and a rigslot for capacitor mods? I didn't know mining lasers were such a drain on the battery.

Milchschnittchen > legolas seems dead and podkilled
Milchschnittchen > kalorned flashing
Keraina Talie-Kuo > Kill: Legolas's (Mackinaw) Kill: Legolas's (Capsule) - Permits are a great idea
LT IKE > Keraina Talie-Kuo wow you really are a cunt killing the ship and then poding him you both are real fucking cowards
Keraina Talie-Kuo > He should have had a permit
Keraina Talie-Kuo > Not my problem

Kalorned, Krominal, and Keraina Talie-Kuo worked together in perfect harmony to enforce the Code. The locals were shocked. Following the Code was totally contrary to their custom.

When Kalorned returned to help another miner find a permit, the local ruffians gathered together to present a united front in the ice anomaly. But the reason the New Order always wins is simple: We never give up. We always come back.

Ryak Knoxe > Kalorned go be a real man and pvp in low sec. instead of picking on miners lame ass
WesQ72 > thats right bitch
WesQ72 > warp out
Apolo Askiras > Pussys
Kalorned > I like enforcing the Code here
WesQ72 > THATS RIGHT
WesQ72 > come mine in the ice belt
WesQ72 > if you want
WesQ72 > its mine now
Ryak Knoxe > fuck your code wantabe pvp guy
Dartholemus > do you realize how many large alliances are sitting next door?

When the Catalysts left the ice anomaly, the rebels were thrilled. Now all they had to do was keep it up, forever.

Unlike Catalysts, Invincible Stabbers are invincible. So Kalorned freely took control of the Mackinaw with the power of the bump.

KABOOM! The Catalysts returned. Like Legolas's, this miner used some tank mods. But not nearly enough.

Kalorned > Peladon Furfoot you still dont have a permit
WesQ72 > dont matter
Peladon Furfoot > the check is in the mail
Kalorned > Peladon Furfoot I will now remove you from the belt
Kalorned > That's a pity
Krominal > Kill: Peladon Furfoot (Mackinaw) Permits are always the better option
Ryak Knoxe > your such a pussy
Kalorned > Just doing our jobs
Ryak Knoxe > think i may need to spice it up for you see how tough you really are
Krominal > Please do spice it up
Peladon Furfoot > Keraina Talie-Kuo kill rights available to all for 0 isk
Kalorned > Peladon Furfoot Please make that available
Kalorned > As if the -9.9 isn't enough

The rebels were enraged when they learned that they'd been outsmarted by the Agents of the New Order. Peladon took longer to get enraged, since he was AFK. He tried to comfort himself with the thought of killrights. But killrights on a ganker only produce a profound feeling of emptiness for the carebear.

Highsec is for the living, not the dead. A miner without a keyboard at hand is like a puppet with no strings. It is only good for kindling.

Kalorned > Evening Ben Nickfen, are you AFK?
Kalorned > Ben Nickfen Please respond in the next 5 seconds
Kalorned > Ben Nickfen You are guilty of AFK mining, I wll now have to remove you from the belt
Kalorned > Your also guilty of carrying contraband, your ship name Weed Express gives it away

Kalorned gave the miner plenty of warning, but received no response. Death was inevitable. So were the tears, since a miner cannot be AFK forever. Cue the self-pity and entitlement in five, four, three, two...

Ben Nickfen > WTF was that for
Kalorned > Ben Nickfen You didn't respond to me when called
Ben Nickfen > fuck you asshole
Kalorned > That's the biggest violation of The Code you can make
Kalorned > Agent Krominal will be contating you shortly with more details
Krominal > Kill: Ben Nickfen (Retriever) Respect the code
Ben Nickfen > what fucking code
Kalorned > The only code there is http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html

When a child asks for the definition of a word, a parent will often tell the child to look up the answer himself. He'll be more likely to remember it that way. Agents of the New Order do something similar when it comes to the Code: They provide a demonstration of what happens to a miner when they fail to obey it. Then the miner never forgets. But Gamis was still crying out for a hero, and Kalorned was only warming up...

To be continued...