TDD Dominaters > know thenTDD threatened to send his well-trained army of new EVE players against Milo--the same army that refused to even try to rescue TDD's Orca when ordered.
TDD Dominaters > what do i have to do to kick you out milo ?
TDD Dominaters > number one ?
TDD Dominaters > sending all my corporation members to kill you?
TDD Dominaters > number 2 ? you can leave?
TDD Dominaters > which is it ?
Milo Taranga > Isk would be nice
Milo Taranga > you ask what you can do to make me leave, then whine when i tell youMilo was amazed by TDD. Even though TDD now knew that his corp had been infiltrated, he was still telling his corp members to go to the "secret location", Algogille. Meanwhile, Milo sat outside the main Dodixie station in a Moa. TDD refused to undock, claiming he couldn't find a combat ship. In the main Dodixie station.
TDD Dominaters > nea point of making a deal with you.
TDD Dominaters > playing ur game is easyas 1 , 2 ,3
Milo Taranga > You're telling your guys they will be able to mine, with me pointing out right were they are
Milo Taranga > undock in dixie TDD
Milo Taranga > You're being station camped by a 400k sp character
TDD Dominaters > my combat ships arnt at this station.
TDD Dominaters > yea who got helped by another playerTDD and Milo continued to argue about each other's respective combat skills. The rest of the corp could only watch as their CEO remained helpless.
TDD Dominaters > u were being heals as i was destroying ur ass.,
TDD Dominaters > u know u couldnt handle .
Milo Taranga > There is no such thing as a "fair" fight
Milo Taranga > You'd best learn that
TDD Dominaters > u dam right about that little boy.....
TDD Dominaters > and i know for a fact there are no rules..........
TDD Dominaters > anything goes.........
Milo Taranga > Except the Code
TDD Dominaters > there is no code,
Noggen Yakens > if there is a code then there is rulesTDD's corp wasn't even at war yet, but it was paralyzed by a single Moa. TDD even took a break from bragging about how great a war leader he was.
TDD Dominaters > noggen if u boxxed somebody in real life ............ how does it go?
Milo Taranga > So are you just going to sit in station for the rest of the day TDD?
Milo Taranga > no combat ships in there.. you do know you're sitting in a trade hub right?
TDD Dominaters > nope
TDD Dominaters > talking to some people .
TDD Dominaters > like i said get ur fact straight....
Milo Taranga > So what are you up to again?TDD insisted he was taking good care of his corp members. Incredibly, he still believed the "secret location"--which the entire corp, including Milo, knew about--was totally safe.
TDD Dominaters > urll see
Milo Taranga > How long will I have to wait?
TDD Dominaters > idk how long do u have to wait intell your corporation leader grow up ?
Milo Taranga > If you won't undock, you want me to track down one of your followers?
Milo Taranga > What kind of leader lets his followers take the punishment for their crimes?
TDD Dominaters > there all being move to a safe location ..........
TDD Dominaters > to were u week link wouldnt dare go to...........
Milo Taranga > Do you guys wanna take war orders from a guy who just lost a billion isk ship due to poor OpSec?The new EVE players shrugged their shoulders at the entire situation. They didn't seem to think it was possible to begin EVE in a good corporation. New players are condemned to serve time in corps like TDD's.
Milo Taranga > Kill: TDD Dominaters (Orca)
Milo Taranga > Whew, got quiet in here all of a sudden
Milo Taranga > You guys ought to read up on your glorious leader
Noggen Yakens > well you dont sound so glorius ether.... so whant do i have to say
Milo Taranga > I'm not trying to be a leader
Noggen Yakens > well i dint come to this corp for a leader ether! i came here for my first corp
Milo Taranga > Your first corp should be a good one
Noggen Yakens > Why?
TDD Dominaters > al explain to you why they dont want me leaderTDD believed himself to be persecuted for his brilliance. The New Order was only targeting him because otherwise he might one day grow up to challenge their power. TDD, the Saviour of Highsec you ain't.
TDD Dominaters > let put easy and simple
Milo Taranga > You don't know what you're doing?
Milo Taranga > You troll starter systems for newbs that you can use?
TDD Dominaters > u know how there are out there that dont want other leader to rise bigger and more powerful then themn
Milo Taranga > Hahahahaha
Milo Taranga > yeah, we're worried TDD is going to be a big time player
Milo Taranga > This char is a awox alt, you do understand that?Milo tried to warn TDD that as an awox alt, he was privy to all the corp's secrets, including the planned secret refuge. TDD wouldn't listen, so Milo arranged a practical demonstration:
Milo Taranga > This char's entire purpose is to infiltrate corps that have no security, so we have advance info on our targets before we wardec
TDD Dominaters > brb am getting popcorn . so i see how he well go with this game of his.
TDD Dominaters > ok am back
Milo Taranga > while you get popcorn, your followers suffer
Serj en Divalone was the first to die for TDD (unless you count TDD himself). It was Milo's parting message to the corp, to show them TDD couldn't be trusted to keep them safe. After downtime, Milo was removed from the corp. The awoxer was gone, but in a matter of hours, the wardec would begin.
TDD finally put the other part of his plan into motion. All the way back in Part 2, TDD mentioned that he would have an ally in the war. The ally in question was the Sovereign Infinity alliance. Sovereign Infinity is a group of highsec mercenaries who base out of Algogille, the same system TDD sent his corp members. Sovereign Infinity's first act was to send Malcolm Shinhwa a message:
Gem Daisha, the "Lieutenant Executor" of the alliance, engaged in diplomacy by repeatedly insulting Malcolm and accusing him of being a bully. She proposed that the war be ended by having Malcolm pay TDD back for the value of TDD's dead Orca. Oh, and she also invited Malcolm to Algogille, TDD's secret refuge. Unimpressed, Malcolm told Gem that he wanted TDD to stop abusing new players. Gem replied:
Gem explained Sovereign Infinity's philosophy: "We don't protect our clients, we advise them." The part about not protecting them was certainly true, given that she'd just disclosed the secret location where TDD was telling his corp members they could safely mine and run missions during a wardec. So far, Sovereign Infinity wasn't exactly earning its paycheck.
It was a stalemate. The New Order demanded TDD stop mistreating newbies and violating the Code. TDD refused to change his ways. TDD's corp members wouldn't leave the corp. Sovereign Infinity "advised" its client. The only way out of the deadlock was violence. And so the war of liberation began.
To be continued...
ramble ramble ramble....whuuuuuuuuuuu
ReplyDeleteAngry carebears hate the New Order, but can't stop themselves from regularly reading this blog. The butthurt resulting from this blog series is almost as amusing as the story itself. Our Supreme Protector should aim for a 10-part saga.
ReplyDeleteMerc's that don't protect its clients.. seems legit, but to admit that to the aggressor in the war? Definitely a good idea.
ReplyDeleteTDD must have gone shopping in the bargain bin at the merc store
ReplyDeleteFinally getting to some good stuff! I hope the meat of this story is as long as the build up has been!
ReplyDeleteWarning, warning! Goofus merc alert!
ReplyDelete-ZK-
I'm guessing that CEO's attract fellow like minded players with the same basic ability, so these mercs are on the same level as that CEO guy.
ReplyDeletePart 7 should be a doozy!
this is a good story :)
ReplyDeletePlease kick those silly Sovereign Infinity's guys arses!
ReplyDeleteI can attest they're just good at killing hopeless newbros, like one guy I was talking to in Rookie Help. He took it in stride so I helped him out myself, since his shit corp obviously couldn't even help him safe travel under a wardec.
Avenge the corteous newbros! Kill the wannabe highsec pvpers!
http://heartychortle.blogs.kodekoan.com/files/2012/11/never-ends.jpg
ReplyDeleteOh my, I can't wait to see how this plays out!
ReplyDeleteTo me it sounds like a flock of ducks trying to out-honk a mac truck, yet being cut tragically short as they're caught in the grill of said truck. Malcolm is the truck
ReplyDeleteAnd Jer'ith Bodas. Someone thought he was my alt, but Jer'ith is a real live boy and super devoted to the Code and his New Order bros. Like I said in a previous installment, jer'ith awoxed TDD and sat in that awful corp for 2 weeks. Not sure what else a bro could do for his friends other than whelp a Titan for them the whore on. o7 Jer'ith Bodas.
DeleteAwww, now you're makin' me blush!
DeleteI try my best :D
"To me it sounds like a flock of ducks trying to out-honk a mac truck"
DeleteLOL
TDD will learn: it is an ill thing to spit upon highsec.
Quality. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
ReplyDeleteIt means EXACTLY what I think it means. The question is does it mean what YOU think it means? Let's see then, shall we?
ReplyDeletequal·i·ty noun \ˈkwä-lÉ™-tÄ“\
: how good or bad something is
: a characteristic or feature that someone or something has : something that can be noticed as a part of a person or thing
: a high level of value or excellence"
Yep, it means exactly what I think it means.
So, Mr. Malcolm Shinhwa, if that's your real name, why don't you take that merc corp's challenge and try real pvp with them instead of awoxing noobs in a carebear corp who can't really fight back? Considering your actions, your credibility is that of D400's security status: Negative. For what's it's worth, I agree with the merc corp. You are full of bullshit...no...wait...I take that back... You ARE bullshit, and smelly too.
And with that, it gives me great pleasure to announce the CODE Smells campaign initiative. The purpose of this campaign is to get the word out that when a newly indoctrinated agent of the new order looks at James 315's strangely glowing ass, they have the irresistable urge to stick their dick in it. When penetration is made, special glands on James 315's anus spew a noxious cocktail of scent chemicals to mark the agent as belonging to him. Since the agent is drinking the kool-aid, they are deprived of their sense of smell, thus are unaware that their mind has been degraded to the point of bot-aspirancy. That's right folks, CODE is full of bot-aspirants, the very thing that they are fighting again, they have become.
This is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears United.
We are many. We are strong. The code will fail. The code will fall. A free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
if I wanted to join you and help against code, who would I contact in game?
DeleteVery simple. Join the "anti-ganking" channel in game and ask your question. You can also contact Gorila Vengaza ingame as well. You can also join the corp "To The Stars" to fight them directly under a wardec. Just remember, you must be brave to take on CODE, and wear a gas mask. Their stench will cause anyone to pass out in revulsion. That's how they are getting their kills: their targets are passed out. Since they are passed out, they cannot respond so the CODE agents think they are afk. It's easy to kill a player who is passed out at the keyboard.
DeleteThis is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears United.
We are many. We are strong. The code will fail. The code will fall. A free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
You honor me by comparing me to anything related to that hero of hisec D400. But in case it is not clear, I am not interested in gudfights. I fight to save hisec from the bots and bot aspirants. I fight for the glory of the New Order and honor of our Saviour and Supreme Protector James 315. Providing content for mercs is not in my job description.
DeleteD400's sec status is a badge of honor, a shining beacon of freedom
DeleteD400's security status is a badge of asshattery, douchebaggery, and just plain bullying. That's what CODE is, a bunch of griefers who use the bot and bot aspirants as a role playing plot device to gank miners, freighters, and others who can't fight back and to inflict emotional trauma on it's victims. That's what I have a real problem with.
DeleteThis is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears United.
We are many. We are strong. The code will fail. The code will fall. A free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
He's been enjoying his ban lol.
ReplyDeleteBan? You should know Mr. Anonymous that I cannot be banned. I can always change my name to something else and James 315 is powerless to stop me. Since I wear a gas mask when I am around CODE, I am not passed out from their stench when they show up. Got something to say? Say it to the gas mask. I'm immune to James 315 douchebaggery and his pillow biting followers.
ReplyDeleteThis is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears United.
We are many. We are strong. The code will fail. The code will fall. A free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
Anon @ 6.29
ReplyDeleteSo much anger!! Don't play EvE angry son, there's no happy ending if you do.
- Guybertini
Sry typed Anon, was adressing Mr Butthurt, my bad.
ReplyDeleteGuybertini
Angry? Who said I was angry? If you must know, Mr. Guybertini, I'm actually enjoying myself.
ReplyDeleteSo why did you get banned Butthurt? Because of your quality trolling?
ReplyDeletewhen i was a child i also spake as a child, you'll grow up someday butthurt
ReplyDeleteActually, I wasn't banned. I was busy with stuff going on in real life. You do know what real life is, right?
ReplyDeleteButthurt, You should know that they cant understand the term RL. Is a growing trend among CODE. When you try and tell them about RL they can only associate it to a ban. Got real life issues and cant play?? Code just assumes your BANNED. I'm guessing its something in the Kool-aid that makes them this way.
ReplyDeleteIf these code chaps where really on a righteous crusade then the next people they should have war dec'd where the mercenaries, the whole thing is dubious and not knowing any of the players i could well believe the whole thing was made up!
ReplyDeleteThe really funny part about all this crap is in the end just another scam. if these code retards pulled their head out of their ass and looked at ship costs rising on they market they may re-think their whole code crap. there are only 3 things that happen with ore mined in high sec.
ReplyDelete1. it is sold on the market after mining then bout to build modules and ships.
2. it is refined then sold others to build stuff.
3. it is mined and refined by that person and then used to build items or ships.
In the end all that code i really doing is trying to manipulate the eve market driving ship costs up.
I will say bumping miners and shooting them is about as low as you can get. Why not take a run out to null sec or hell even into low sec I hear old man star is full of miners. After saying that i realize that you won't make it in any low or null sec because you can't handle a target that shoots back.
Oh yea this james 315 moron i find it funny you don't even have the balls to un-dock track you for a moth same station every day so get off your high horse and practice what you preach if you live long enough. In closing you guys enforcing this code crap your leader is just taking your isk laughing as he watches your ships die and now maybe you should wonder who is really getting scammed here....
I love how these guys troll themselves. (Or should I say 'this guy trolls himself')
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