Xulnaga starts us off with a bang. He didn't get the memo about being able to fit freighters with modules, or he just didn't care. He had 9 billion isk to haul around highsec and 0 million isk worth of mining permits for his freighter. The result was a dead freighter, ganked by Agents Aaaarrgg, ELicken, loyalanon, Big G Chelien, John E Normus, Jake Makbema, James Haythem, Bishop Hudson, Keraina Talie-Kuo, Krominal, Lonely Spirit, Rakeris, Princess Suicide, Yucan Blome, Nitetime Video, Mary Enowool, ATM Pro Asanari, Jon 1, Zane Arnolles, Babahabas, Jolly Rancer, P3tsku Janoinen, Cuddletime, grebnedlog kram, Catalysting You, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, and Jericho47.
But wait, there's more! The killmails on ZKillboard and Eve-Kill were API verified, but truncated. You see, Xulnaga was carrying around a lot of cargo, especially blueprints. Most were merely blueprint copies, but a few dozen were listed in-game as BPOs. The scan of the cargo was dropped into Evepraisal, which uses Jita market values to assess the total worth of a ship's contents. The Evepraisal estimate of Xulnaga's cargo was between 28 and 71 billion isk--not counting the several BPOs for which there was no market data.
All things considered, a 10 million isk permit is a pretty decent investment, no? That whole "New Order can't claim sov in highsec so just ignore them" thing doesn't seem to be working out so well for you rebels.
BlackSite Operator was flying a 9-10 billion isk jump freighter and decided to swap out one of his reinforced bulkheads for an expanded cargohold. He needed more room for his prized possessions. Who cares about a few measly hitpoints, right? BlackSite sure didn't. He was a bot-aspirant. Our Agents, on the other hand... John E Normus, Big G Chelien, Krominal, Keraina Talie-Kuo, loyalanon, Nitetime Video, Aaaarrgg, Zane Arnolles, ELicken, Yucan Blome, Brutal Anna, Lonely Spirit, Mad Fatchick Killer, Rakeris, Cuddletime, Arno Rafe, Rick Therapist, Radric Davids, Anal Canal, Zombiepilot, Jay Amazingness, P3tsku Janoinen, Jericho47, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, and Reprocessing Survivor take highsec more seriously. They won the risk/reward debate with antimatter.
Ouch. Areath Mehuputania was flying a fail-fit Nestor worth more than 2 billion isk. The carebear didn't think he needed a proper fit, since he was only killing NPCs in a mission he was running. Along came Arden Elenduil, who helped himself to some of the wrecks. Even though Arden's status as an Agent of the New Order entitled him to confiscate the contraband, Areath opened fire. Under the aggression rules, this made Areath a valid target. Arden easily won the battle, tearing the 2 billion isk monstrosity apart--while Areath probably yelled, "Leave me alone!"
Note to CCP: You can give the carebears a safety button, but it won't save them. If the next expansion included a Common Sense Button, the carebears would immediately switch it to the "off" position.
HARCLOCKSIS wanted to mine in highsec without my permission. To ensure his safety, he filled his Mackinaw with some expensive equipment, but not much tank. He ended up losing quite a bit more than the 617 million isk killmail suggests. HARCLOCKSIS, it seems, has a nasty little addiction--to Harvester Mining Drones.
Each one of these little puppies costs over 200 million isk. Agents loyalanon and Sophia Soprano were disgusted by what they saw, but they knew they'd come too far to quit saving highsec now. Once the Mackinaw was safely out of the picture, they scooped the drones and sold them to buy more Catalysts. Now that's what I call a happy ending!
People like Roman Ahashion probably look down on the freighter pilots who get ganked in Uedama. If so, they're hypocrites. Roman anti-tanked his blockade runner and, despite having a cloaking device equipped, turned it off so he could travel through my territory on auto-pilot. Agent D400 was on duty and gently reminded Roman that cloaks exist for a reason--as do gank ships. Roman wasn't willing to use his cloak, but D400 was willing to use his gank ship. Several hundred million isk worth of skillbooks and tags went up in flames.
BONUS! Last week, the notorious liberty of U-S-A-T-O tried to interfere with the New Order's freighter ganking in Uedama. Ever wonder why the rebels can't stop us from killing freighters, even though they know where we operate? liberty's Manticore fit provides a clue. Sanadoon1 and DeTech Deplete of Hunter Killers. corp took only one minute to kill her: 58 seconds to stop laughing, 1 second to kill her, and 1 second to wait for the next server tick.
Great to see how we're now masters of Fleet, Small Gang and Solo enforcement. All rounded off with another hilarious gaffe, courtesy of lilberty - who else?
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DeleteDefence is at the sole discretion of the offender. Tanking modules exist, avoidance/evasion strategies exist. Also, fighting back.. Also, get a :Permit.
Delete*Correction to my post: lilberty should, of course, read 'liberty'.
yeah yeah any excuse instead of admitting you are all COWARDS
Deleteyeah and saying it in caps makes it really sting darn it!
DeleteSo, fighting a Nestor, a battleship, is fighting a ship with no defense?
DeleteYou sir, are quite mistaken...
There is no nestor kill on the code KB and typically any kill like that, code are in huge numbers and ship is on Auto-Pilot / AFK. Code would never go against a ship which is capable of fighting back because as we know they are all COWARDS
DeleteHaving more numbers than your opponent means you're a coward. Are you sure we're playing the same game?
DeleteStarfox we know you are STUPID but fairly simple code don't fight anyone who shoots back and if they get kills like battleships it is because the pilot is AFK. I explained it well enough even for the DUMB-ASS DIPLOMAT of code to understand. Geez no wonder code are a-holes when supposedly someone who is supposed to have brains is a TOTAL IMBECILE
DeleteDear Anonymous,
DeletePlease read the article, and you shall see that Code did, in fact, kill a Nestor.
The only reason why this is not on the Code killboard is because I'm not personally registered on there.
However, this does not mean that I'm not a part of Code, on the contrary.
You may also notice that the Nestor was killed by a single pilot, namely me, and I can guarantee you that he was not AFK. For my tactics to work, the pilot cannot be AFK, since they have to fire the first shot, which this Nestor pilot did.
He fired at a frigate, with his battleship, hardly a fair fight no?
He was simply out of luck that it was me he shot at...
Hey anon 456 you should be the diplo in your corp/alliance, assuming you're not in an NPC corp. I believe that would go over very well. RAGE RAGE RAGE : wardecced/awoxed.
DeleteObligatory: way to not understand the difference between CODE. and the New Order and what a KB is. Please do some research before posting drivel.
I do I love your community though; it's like we win in-game and then you and friends come here to cry and make it all the more enjoyable for everyone. Thank you, really. :)
Anyone do a better job than you Starfox, you constantly whine and get ANGRY and talk a load of SH*T and now we have someone giving a nestor kill to code when he isn't even part of the alliance - that is totally STUPID
DeleteAnd for the record people come on here to troll code and take the P*SS because people like you are IDIOTS so you react to every post LMAO
The code always wins!
ReplyDeleteOh shit, that Mackinaw had me laughing, seriously? 200M drones? Whats to stop someone from just popping even one?
ReplyDeleteWell, 1. you can't shoot people's drones anymore.
Delete2. they are actually worse than t2.
You can shoot drones?
DeleteOh I didn't know that thanks, I looked them up last night and came to the conclusion the guy is just a moron.
DeleteWolf aka Loyalamoron is right ---- "The Code always WHINES"
ReplyDeleteAnd he is the chief whiner in local and person everyone likes to ridicule him cos durr he has no brain
"James I only wanna brain" - "Sorry Loyal@moron we don't have brain permits here's some lube, you know where it goes and what you have to do, you kiss my butt often enough"
Does it make you feel better when you cry on a blog?
DeletePathetic :)
Its funny because all they can do is cry in the corner - anonymously. Please dont hurt my feelings anymore :D
DeleteIts cute.
Yeah cute you have to respond and pretend it doesn't hurt you LMAO but congrats for putting more than 3 words together loyalamoron - did you google it? LOL
Delete"Jimmy I only wanna brain"
What's funnier is code keeps killing you keep crying.
Delete^rofl @ your caps lock, and who's upset again?
DeleteEvery single post? Oh man.
DeleteZazz so you like to give and take it in the BUTT - good for you but keep it to yourself OK?
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DeleteAhh yes.
ReplyDeleteThe legendary ECM stealth bomber fit.
rofls
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Mike Adoulin
So now to do missions i need permit too?
ReplyDeleteNo, you need a permit AND you need to be following the Code. The permit by itself is not a license to do missions via botting or in a bot-aspirant way.
Deletehow is possible to bot doing missions?:O
DeletePlease visit Penirgman during the late hours of euro TZ (about 22:00 Eve) and scan for CNRs
DeleteJust about every single one of them is a bot...
It's disgusting
Im schocked in my country subscribing eve isn't cheap so it's hard for me to understand someone who pay for game time and choses to be afk or bot instead of playing
DeleteIn your "Kills of the Week" you forgot to post the 2.9 bill pod Zasar The Conference Elite / CODE. lost >>>https://zkillboard.com/kill/40338433/<<<
ReplyDelete"The Code always W... WTF IS THIS?"
More Tears Please :)))
What about the 700bil killed this month by code?
Delete****Kill of the Week**** you can try to IGNORE IT but 2.9Bill POD
DeleteIn your "Kills of the Week" you forgot to post the 2.9 bill pod Zasar The Conference Elite / CODE. lost >>>https://zkillboard.com/kill/40338433/<<<
"The Code always W... WTF IS THIS?"
More Tears Please :)))
What's more interesting is that you watch the CODE. killboards.
DeleteNo, you got it from a killboard because all you have besides some space rocks is the Code to attach yourself onto and follow. :)
DeleteLets just look at the last 90 days per Zkillboard
Deletehttps://zkillboard.com/ranks/recent/killers/
The corp that has killed the most (isk) = Sniggerdly (539 members) 2.76T = 5.1b per member in the last 90 days
In second place = The Conference Elite (49 members) 2.17T = 44.3b per member in the last 90 days. or 8 times as deadly per person as the top corp...
They are indeed ELITE!
"Tears", "Tears", "Tears",... It seems everyone is always crying when logged in eve-online or writing blog comments.
ReplyDeleteIm crying right now, a tsunami of tears
Damit this needs to be an app! I need my daily dose!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.directupload.net/file/d/3697/ue2on7ah_jpg.htm
ReplyDeleteLetztes Aufgebot des "New Order"
Parole: "Für die Zivilisation gegen die Barbarei!"
I'm noticing that are fan boys have become more and more rude recently. Just whore on us for bounty isk and be happy. It's a win-win.
ReplyDeleteDon't dwell on your inability to stop us. Focus on something positive that you can actually accomplish!
Nobody cares about stopping you, we enjoy calling you what you are which is a bunch of COWARDS who can only shoot miners or anyone without any means of attacking back.
DeleteCOWARDS COWARDS COWARDS COWARDS COWARDS
They rage when they know they can't win. See above.
DeleteStarfox you are known for raging NON-STOP so it looks like that applies to you
DeleteThe rhetoric about Areath is kind of why most players don't join up with CODE. Granted its a questionable fit, but there isn't really any reason to comment that he's probably just some whiney care bear. It comes off as an excuse to make fun of someone for your own enjoyment, which is one of the major reasons players like me refuse to join. I love the whole concept, but James kind of ruins it by being akin to a high school bully at times.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous 4:21 PM,
Delete(Wall of text; apologies)
I'm pleased that you 'love the whole concept' of the Code, but disappointed in your reluctance to turn that affection into action.
The CODE. Alliance is a large organisation. In any such entity there will be a number of people with whose attitude we disagree. If we make Humour a significant factor in our estimation, we are likely to be even more critical of them, it being such a personal matter.
You are seeing perhaps the most vocal members of the Alliance, the tip of the iceberg. For all I know, the rest of the organisation might exhibit the full range of humorous sensibilities; it might even include people with no sense of humour at all.
I say 'for all I know' because I'm not a member of any Corp within the Alliance. I pursue my Code enforcing activities outside the Organisation, as do many other supporters.
Ignore the superficial stuff, anonymous; penetrate beneath it and look at the situations which give rise to the points made - however they're made. There's no excuse for poor fittings in Eve. For goodness' sake there are pages and pages of fitting advice all over the 'net.
We all have to work alongside people we'd rather avoid, in Real Life. In Eve, we can simply walk the other way. But rejecting good sense because we don't like the person who's delivering it, is also reminiscent of playground squabbles and, later, adolescent rebelliousness.
Bring your own sense of humour to the table, Anonymous, and let's have a feast! More importantly, bring whatever you have that will further the cause of the New Order. Diversity is one of our greatest strengths.
Code are so brainwashed, just look at Sasha he shows reason but is ultimately so brainwashed that he still goes back to talking the same old code drivel.
DeleteIt is a shame that someone shows a spark of intelligence but is using it in the wrong direction. I imagine people like Sasha to have failed in RL at trying to get a decent profession and then gave up so now spends all his days PRETENDING to be someone in a game. So pitiful and very tragic.
Or, he wants to blow up some dudes spaceship in a spaceship game about spaceships exploding...
DeleteBlowing up spaceships and acting like you are a brainwashed moron are two different things
DeleteCome on CODE, time to make a little chorus, let us hear your high pitched voices
ReplyDeleteAnd James 315 commanded to the carebears - Let the floodgates open and let your tears flood the comments section in my blog.
ReplyDeleteTears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears, tears and tears.
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tears LOL we are taking the P*SS LMAO but of course rabe is crying, he thought he could sing and he found he is now a useless A-HOLE LOL
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