Apoloclies Lauridian was getting bored of mining in highsec. He may have been close to quitting the game. Now, thanks to the New Order, CCP can expect the miner to spend $55,000 on PLEX. (Personally, I'd pay 10 million isk for a permit.)
Some carebears always look for the most complicated explanations for why we do what we do. Don't overthink it. Take the Code at face value.
If you stand up for what you believe in, you'll become a target of criticism. Fear not. This is how history is made.
SpliffTwist Chent-Shi thinks if the carebears get as much experience with EVE as we have, they'll win. He's wrong. Our Agents are much more efficient, since their EVE time is spent at the computer. Carebears can log years in EVE, but what percentage of that is wasted by being AFK?
Minbaru is finally getting it. You can't beat a circle--it has no weak points.
You'll need to click this image for the text to be legible. It's the usual: A highsec miner sharing his hopes and dreams with an Agent.
Epic Glacier is behind the times. His message should read, "I'll never pay you a CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909 fucking homo." Gotta keep it clean.
The New Order has gone to great lengths to help our Russian brothers and sisters. Agent Salah ad-Din even translated the entire Code into Russian. But in a pinch, you can teach a Russian to speak English by using Ilithyia Borgia's method.
Now we have the rest of Apoloclies' backstory. Do his motives back more sense, or is it still more logical to buy a 10 million isk permit than $55,000 on funding for rebels? Go with the permit. Besides, funding the rebellion isn't as easy as you'd think. A lot of that money will probably end up in the hands of pro-Order forces.
Miners have very strong opinions about our "real" agenda. Transparency is overrated, I guess. We shout our plans from the rooftops, but they still don't get it.
Notorious highsec "mining consultant" Kalynn Shardani practices what she preaches. I still think these so-called consultants are running a racket. Do miners really need to pay someone to teach them how to produce tears?
By contrast, a Code-compliant miner is a happy miner. Contact your local Agent and learn how you can join the New Order family today!
The Code always wins!
ReplyDeleteThe Code wins again!
DeleteApoloclies Lauridian... I ganked his Venture twice...
ReplyDeleteI am not code compliant and I am perfectly happy...I will never be code compliant...I prefer to shoot you code monkeys...
ReplyDeleteYou are anonymous. You are nobody.
DeleteI just found James315's video of when he gave birth to DJ Entropy http://www.bestshockers.com/sausage-factory/ looked like a difficult birth for James315 (hint: it was an assbaby)
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm not busy owning code in game and showing them real mans PvP I dig up the truth about 315 (the ultimate truth of the 315, true, false? I SAID TRUE BITCH! (hint: I always own code - DrysonBennington always owns code. A man so righteous as DrysonBennington will always own code. All you CODE monkeys can do is shoot my MTU's WELL FUCK YOU BITCHE! (Hint: DrysonBennington always owns code)
I just found video of some miners blowing up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t3YoAPuaF0 the miners looked pretty dumb lol.
DeleteWhen I'm not busy owning miners in game showing them real mans PvP I dig up the truth about miners (the ultimate truth of the miners, true, false? I SAID TRUE FRIEND! (hint: I always own miners - Kalorned always owns carebears. A man so righteous as Kalorned will always own carebears. All you carebear gentlement can do is shoot the rocks, WELL YOU SUCK MINERS! (Hint: Kalorned always owns carebears)
Now this sounds like there is a bit of hatred there...
DeleteThis is gold! Pure hatred and retardness, thank you Dryson!
DeleteDJ, the comment about hatered was in response to kalorneds reply...you code monkeys seem to have a slight difficulty in understanding things like this...
DeleteJust mined 584mill worth of ore today :) where was code? OH YEAH
ReplyDeleteWow...we made some miners rage....what an accomplishment.....Did we try to help them explore other avenue in eve? Missions, incursions, pvp roams, manufacturing? No, of course not. We just make them cry and humiliate them on the blog. +1.
ReplyDeleteThey humiliate themselves just fine when they react the way they do.
DeleteA reply from one too stupid to understand the meaning of the statement they were replying too...
DeleteI will show you humiliation just find DrysonnBennington in game and I will school you long and hard in a lesson in real man's PvP. I'll probably be waiting in null sec, bitch. (hint: will be in nullsec where real PvPers go)
Deletelol high sec.
For once, surprise surprise....I actually agree with DJ's comment.
DeleteIt's not my job to help, train, or encourage them. HTFU. Learn to play the game. If you can't or won't, then that is your problem.
Delete@Anon 1:58am
DeleteYou just made my case for me.
Happy Birthday DJ! How do you look so young and handsome? I am but a fat, balding oestrogen-enriched man-child in his early 20's with genital warts in both pubic and facial areas, and I look like I'm in my 50's.
ReplyDeleteOnly one as blessed as you could and SHOULD be brimming with positivity and a glowing aura of happiness, always. I can only dream to aspire to emulate your chiselled looks, but sadly I spend my days ingesting pure lard and projecting hate towards those I truly admire.
Please forgive me, great one! I am not worthy!
[ 2014.10.05 01:24:05 ] Gorila Vengaza > Veers Belvar i told ya, when you fire something at code that doesnt include your mouth ill listen
ReplyDeleteBoom roasted
DeleteAs I pointed out, white knighting when the game mechanics overwhelmingly favor suicide ganking, is just a colossal waste of time and effort. I feel that some of the AG folks get the same high from white knighting that some of the CODE folks (like Loyalanon) get from suicide ganking. It's not something that has a place in the game - Eve should be about accomplishments, not about some odd form of emotional outlet.
DeleteVeers ...Why dont you go do your incursions and make your "accomplishments" or whatever and leave the rest of us the hell alone to play how we want?
DeleteI havent show up in your gameplay/incursions telling you what I think.
Why the hell have you shown up in my gameplay acting like you know wtf your talking about when you clearly dont???
Gorilla,
DeleteLook man, I don't want to fight with you, and I support your efforts to fight CODE. I'm glad you foiled one of their ganks last night. It's dumb for us to fight each other, when we should be working together to take down CODE. Do you want to bury the hatchet and move on, no hard feelings?
LOL this is like some kind of amazing soap opera - naturally, presented for our reading pleasure on Minerbumping.com, the premiere news source for all things Highsec!
DeleteNo, its just two people reaching a mature resolution to a conflict. It's obviously not CODE members since no griefing, lying, scamming, or whining is involved.
DeleteToo be fair,
DeleteI didnt see you at all Veers yesterday while i was slam dunking freighters all day.
At least Gorila has the balls to do something, if him and the white knight dudes want to rep freighters or shoot at us its all good with me.
We provide content for each other, where you are sitting in a shuttle in a safe spot whining in local about how unfair life in eve is.
Anyway - let me know when you want to do something other then just run your mouth in local.
Oh, that's rich coming for you Wolf.
DeleteFrom what I understand you already engaged in vicious real life personal attacks against the AG folks, and you constantly mock and deride their in game efforts.
Not to mention your absurd lies about "winning" the alliance tournament, and general nastiness and poor anger management. Try Yoga or something. And keep on censoring the minerbumping channel to stifle any dissenting views.
But please do keep on griefing new players, blowing up empty ships, and making New Eden a worse place for anyone, that's all you are really good for anyway, clownboy.
Once again , the King of Pineapples spews forth... you do nothing, you stand for nothing, you attempt nothing. You are nothing.
DeleteYou are the most pathetic individual I have ever met so far in this game.
A hollow voice crying in the wind, wishing to be relevant, but to scared to try.
I had to laugh last night as you tried to bait members of the gank fleet to come find you and kill your ship... I guess you failed to realize that your just not worth it. I know you would think it would be the greatest thing to ever happen to you, but for us... your not worth the ammunition.
You do realize one of the came right? Your vile opinions you are entitled to good sir, but the facts you are required to share with the rest of us!
DeleteVeers, You are a poser. Put up, or shut up.
DeleteYou are a criminal suicide ganker, You should be serving a life sentence in "Eve jail." I'm not interested in lip, clown.
DeleteI want to be James
ReplyDeleteI want to be relevant.
DeleteFTFY
we know alana, but you fail
DeleteJust made a nice snack guys www.bestshockers.com/circle-life/ anyone wish to join me? Dryson? DJ Entropy? Delicious TURD COCKS for everyone!
ReplyDeletelol the book of tears has now 18 pages:
ReplyDeletetmc article one, mb article martyrs, and another tmc article.
"Minbaru > so james is a saviour?
ReplyDeleteTisiphone Dira > it says so right in the code. so we know its true.
Minbaru > ah the code does not lie
Tisiphone Dira > It's infallible. Because James 315 wrote it.
Minbaru > but who proves that?
Tisiphone Dira > the code.
Minbaru > ah the famous circle
Minbaru is finally getting it. You can't beat a circle--it has no weak points."
LOOOL
I propose a new rallying cry for New Order Agents: "A CIRCLE HAS NO WEAK POINTS!"
I just hope I played a part in getting some gankers banned for good.
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