Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Over Four Hundred Eighty-Five Billion in Shares Sold

Things are getting interesting in highsec these days. There's a certain--I don't know quite how to describe it--a certain something, a kind of rumbling going on. If you keep your ear to the ground, you can hear it. There's a tense excitement and anticipation. Go around highsec and you'll see what I mean.

Here's a piece of good news: Cato XIII was ecstatic when he heard about MinerBumping passing 3 million hits this last week. To celebrate, Cato purchased 3,000 additional shares of New Order stock. This put us over the 481, 482, and 483 billion isk marks and earned him a coveted Triple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Etienne Achasse was also excited, but not specifically about hit counts or anything. He purchased 1,000 additional shares and sent us over the 484 billion isk mark. Etienne earns a regular--though no less coveted--Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Yet another shareholder increased her holdings by quite a bit: Rouge Drex purchased 1,500 additional shares and sent us over the 485 billion isk mark. She gets a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™, too.

Less than 15 billion to go before we reach the long-awaited half-trillion mark. The New Order is known for having really decent, quality people associate with it. They can't send us isk fast enough. Due to our unique accomplishments and contributions to the game, everyone in EVE is paying close attention now. They all want to know who will be the shareholder who puts us over the 500 billion mark.

Will it be you?

32 comments:

  1. I wonder how much Veers has raise for his AG friends...

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  2. That much ISK, and still James thinks it's not coming fast enough. Donate more people, I know you can do it. James wants those ISKs now and not tomorrow!

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  3. I'm not raising money for AG...I'm not here to do charity work. Code raises money to waste on gank ships and generate rage and tears. That is a pathetic goal, and shows a deep lack of class and character. It's despicable how many good for nothings gladly ally with such a deeply flawed and abombinable organization.

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    1. Nothing is a waste if it's fun! And I like ganking. It's some of the best fun to be had in Eve.

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    2. It's not about rage and tears. It's about the love. Love for hisec. It's about keeping Eve real. It's about stopping people becoming bored and quitting, just like we keep YOU here, despite your subhuman capacity for incursion bearing which would reduce a normal human to weepy tears.

      But CODE aren't even interested in those tears, not just because they are unreal robot aluminium tears but because they signify the depths that humans can sink to when they plumb the depths of bot aspirancy. CODE are about the humanity not aspirancy. Beers, it's never too late to turn around.

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    3. Yes, the bonus rooms weren't about rage and tears. Why exactly were Erotica1, DJ, Jerry Rin, D400, and the rest of the loons banned? Oh wait, for looking for rage and tears.

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    4. 1) this isn't bonusroom.com
      2) CCPs ban policy is deeply flawed, as is obvious to any neutral.
      3) May I suggest you reread the Code and find a bit that highlights tear harvesting being the object of the exercise?
      4) I am disappointed that my previous beautiful and highly emotive post has failed to move you one inch. To me, this demonstrates your cold robot heart. But don't worry, I am full of love and will persist.
      5) Would you like to buy a permit?

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    5. 1) it's a search for identical goals. "Carebear tears and rage." Go read through the post on this website, they all revolve around that.

      2) Agreed, they need to ban a lot more of the dysfunctional griefers who populate CODE and similar groups.

      3) The CODE was made to interfere with the gameplay of highsec miners and drive them to rage and tears. Mostly by blowing them up.

      4) Keep trying, Charlie.

      5) No. I don't mine. Permits have no value to me. The jokers at CODE are not a threat to elite incursion runners.

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    6. unironically calls himself ~elite~

      *facepalm*

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    7. "unironically calls himself ~elite~

      *facepalm*"

      QFT

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    8. I don't know Bob bedala, but I can already tell he's a gallant!

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    9. Beers is elite at one thing: ship toasting.

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    10. That's a pretty low bar for elite shiptoasting.

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    11. Classic DJ....banned for being a real life harasser....and now relegated to running away from his opponents. What a pathetic empty shell of a real person. Typical New Order Agent - James 315 redux.

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    12. Christ, Veers, just tape a picture of DJ to a blowup doll and get the hate-fuck out of your system already! It's incredibly offputting to see you pining for him all the time. Do what you must, just get *over* it already.

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    13. Well, he was the leading spokesman for CODE...with his endless emergent gameplay and content creation shpiel. Now he is gone...but not forgotten. It's a perfect example of how vile and low you CODE jokers are.

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    14. For some strange reason I see more people "offputting" Veers more than DJ. Shouldn't you give the same advice to your fellow Codies, Maria?

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    15. You should listen to him Maria. The best response of CODE cowards after getting thrashed in open debate is to run and hide. That's the whole meta of your cowardly and repugnant organization.

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    16. Looks like CODE wants to have this as their own sandbox, and not have evil carebears forcing them to interact.

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    17. It's actually quite tempting, DJ. A conversation requires that the person with whom you are speaking actually process what you say and respond to it. But Veers is so relentlessly on-message that it really doesn't matter what you say; he has his narrative about tears and how sexy you are, and he'll stick to it no matter what. James knows I've tried, but it's impossible to actually have a conversation with the man(bot)...it's like trying to communicate with a squeaky toy, except that instead of squeaks, it makes "tears!", "grief!", "incursions are elite pvp!" sounds.

      Y'know, I think I'll do it. I use safari though, know of any plugins that could accomplish the same thing?

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    18. DJ, I trust you've blocked James 315 already :P

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    19. Got it, let's see if it's effective. It's been fun, laughing at the repetitive buffoon verbally soiling himself in minerbumping's comment sections. But the appeal's worn thin. I can be done now.

      Here's to a new life, Veers-free!

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    20. Have not seen him talking here, only blog posts that I find rather boring and repetitive.

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    21. Another CODEbro down! Are any left? My mission to expose the entire CODE as cowards is nearing success!

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    22. Oh, and Sherlocks, you are aware that even Mr. V can post here anonymously?

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    23. Sure, but it's not like he ever would. An ego like that, he needs everyone to see how smart and articulate the is. That he actually lacks both qualities only makes him feel the need to display them even more. Veers *cannot* post anonymously, even if the site gives him that option. His ego won't allow it.

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  5. "CCPs ban policy is deeply flawed, as is obvious to any neutral."
    Only the most retarded people want to believe this.
    CCP dosn't ban hammer lightly and if you appeal, they check again!
    Isn't that right whiny jimmy, who got unbanned himself?
    So: NO! those guys where banned by good reason. Those where the opposite of rightful, just, honorus people.
    Only people with less than half a brain say otherwise.
    code-monkeys behave like assholse and got "falconpunched"

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    1. So you think it's ok to circumvent a ban?

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    2. So you're all talk, got ya.

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  6. As a lawyer, I know a thing or two about using rhetoric to persuade others of my point. When you use terms like "bot-aspirant", you out yourself as a Codemonkey, and anything that follow that....is ignored.

    Hey, DJames...

    I received word recently that my actions did, in fact, lead to your ban. Not only yours, though. Jerry Rin, Fighter Jets Guitar Solo, etc. too.

    THE CODE ALWAYS LOSES! HAH!

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  7. Yeah. That's right. Let it all out. Don't let it bottle up like that. We prefer that you release tears in a steady stream, not in deluges like this. It's better for you that way. Once you've worked this through your system you can start a healthy program of crying steadily rather than in huge bursts.

    We're here to listen.

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