Thursday, January 15, 2015

Over Five Hundred Forty-One Billion in Shares Sold

Ready for some Supreme Protector's Tips of the Hat™? Ready for some artwork? I'll provide those things--you just bring yourself. Off we go!

Marcus Oltsato purchased an additional 315 shares, sending us over the 526 billion isk mark and earning him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. That, in and of itself, is news worthy of celebration. But in the New Order, we always go above and beyond...


This is another amazing thing about our Agents: They're so resourceful. Sarthana knew exactly where she'd get the most bang for her buck during her break from EVE. She purchased an additional 15,000 shares, sending us over the 527, 528, 529, 530, 531, 532, 533, 534, 535, 536, 537, 538, 539, 540, and 541 billion isk marks. She earned herself a Fifteenuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™! She has become one of the biggest shareholders we've got.

That money will be put to good use, and by the time Sarthana returns, highsec will be in better shape than ever before.

BONUS!

Andouille Sausage is a man on a mission. He's building a huge portfolio of New Order artwork, and he's doing it in a hurry.


Enough can't be said about our Agents. They're covered in glory.


There are good industrialists and bad industrialists. The good ones help us kill the bad ones.


This is a lovely image and won't give anyone nightmares at all.


This is how I imagine highsec: Larger-than-life Agents looking down upon an adoring population of much-smaller ordinary people.

BONUS BONUS!

I know what you're waiting for: The latest from Sasha Nyemtsov, the Voice of Highsec.


Yes, it's the second part of Sasha's reading of another of my classic works. If only there were a thousand Sashas and a thousand essays for them to read. Then they could produce a nonstop sound track for our lives.

Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.

38 comments:

  1. "This is a lovely image and won't give anyone nightmares at all."

    "This is how I imagine highsec: Larger-than-life Agents looking down upon an adoring population of much-smaller ordinary people."

    Oh man, I needed those laughs. James' skills as a writer are matched only by his skills as a political theorist, leader, pilot, inspirational speaker...

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  2. The subject matter of that sound track is not only nauseating it is all lies and hype to get people stirred up against one group of players...

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  4. some more very very very very (extrem) goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood artwork

    http://i.imgur.com/bcti6Xr.jpg

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    1. That picture though XD XD I lold!!!!

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    2. So it is actually he AG crowd who are the Nazis?

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    3. Foul mouthed - check
      Prone to uncontrollable fits of rage - check
      Homophobic - check
      Racist - check
      Anti-semitic - check
      Utterly defeated by the good guys - check

      Yep, sums up the average non-compliant carebear very well.

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  5. some more very very very very (extrem) goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood artwork

    http://imgur.com/RpLVyFY

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    1. "You have to continue mining for the Victory"

      I lold. do you have anymore I can laugh at XD These are so bad they are great

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  6. Calm down, Anon 9:15. Would you like to buy a mining permit, good for 365 days?

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  7. Thank you James and all the members of code that I have met over the last couple of months.

    I am enjoying the new cold war style artwork and even though I think James probably has issues adjusting socially in real life, I enjoy, to some extent, his writing style as a misunderstood benevolent leader.

    An ex corpmate was ganked by code a while ago and although the losses were minimal, I was intrigued, so I looked into code more deeply.

    I joined the anti ganking channels so I could keep track of your activity and started following around.

    This journey has been great.

    In just two days I ninja'd about 1.2 billion from your freighter kills, a further hundred million or so from your wrecks that concord killed.

    If a freighter wreck was too big to loot, no matter , I shot the wreck, taking another 500 mill away from you.

    Code prides itself on being content providers, so I want to offer you personally, James 315 with a big fat ' Thank You '.

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    1. Hi, anon 11:16 again.

      I forgot to add, although a lot of freighter pilots may not agree, Siegfried is a champion bumper.

      He has turned bumping into a sublime art form.

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    2. Also, when are you going to release a life size, latex Tisiphone doll?

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    3. I was being modest when I said the wreck I shot was worth 500 mill.
      Besides the mackinaw, dramiel and various other things in the hold, there was also a juicy courier package 130000m3 in size. So who knows how big the loss was.

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    4. Congratulations on your recent aquisitions, and well done for not mining and/or being AFK. You are a fine, upstanding example of a New Order citizen!

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    5. Thanks zephyr,I try my best.

      I only shot the wreck to save you guys the trouble of undocking an orca and scooping the loot.

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    6. Thanks D.J.

      Your reply told me everything I needed to know.

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  8. I've had Veers watch listed for a couple of weeks now and he does nothing but log in for 5 minutes everyday. He should consider donating his ill gotten incursion isk to the cause since it's not needed for forum trolling.

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    1. Busy with rl job....apologize for not making a computer game my priority

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    2. I can talk for myself fake Veers at 2:07 AM. I'v found other activities, listening to your trolling your own blog started to feel like another job. I like to keep work at workplace and enjoy my free time.

      As much fun as getting you guys banned was, I find you beneath me. I get back to you when you think of something new.

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    3. getting real tired of your shit fake veers'

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    4. Getting real tired of your shit, fake Veers. The Veers at 2:07, 6:10, and 9:52 are all not me. You can tell they're not me because they don't complain about the use of watchlists (a valid in-game mechanic) for surveillance as being real-life harassment and symptomatic of sociopathy. Also, it'd just be laughable for me, a man who openly admits to spending 10+ hours mining red incursion crosses, to say that I like to "enjoy my free time". And I am many things, but never funny, you socipaths. Griefers. You idiots. Harassment. You idiots.

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  9. Anon 1:00,

    Ganker, calm down.

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    1. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. First, carebears started trying to make "gankbear" happen as a term (whatever happened to that, btw? Haven't seen it being shoehorned into conversation in a while). Now, we see here an attempt to turn the widely-popular phrase "Miner, calm down" against gankers.

      I understand that you admire us, Anon@2:54. But please, do try to come up with your own culture at least, if you intend to oppose your culture to ours. I feel embarrassed for your kind when I see you calling gankers evil griefing sociopaths with one breath, then aping out language and propaganda with the next.

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    2. Maria, calm down.

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  10. Hearing that broadcast I could not help but draw the parallels with the politics of ISIL.

    Code. wanting to establish itself in 0.5 to 1.0 sec - ISIL wanting to declare a Caliphate.
    Coe declaring the "proper way to play eve" - ISIL mandating all follow its religious dogma ... etc.

    Although "Final Victory" as a propaganda hook was something dreamt up by Goebbels, contained in his 1943 "Total War" speech and repeated through 1943 to 1945 when he knew the war was already lost.

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    1. oh wow a comparison between CODE and the nazis, I never would have thought of that had the entire carebear community not pointed it out for the last 2 and half years. Seriously what about the Tamil Tigers or Boko Haram or the RUF quit picking the low hanging fruit all the time.

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    2. Anom 3:32

      Calm down.

      This. Is. A. Game.

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    3. this looks like his calm state please do not anger the carebear or he will use the CareBearFrenzy buff, increasing typing speed by 300%

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  11. those posters are really great

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  12. DJ EntropyJanuary 15, 2015 at 9:06 PM

    The CODE always wins. ALWAYS!!
    -------------------------------------------------------

    And thats why you banned right ? because its a winn?

    Got Excluded from future event? Because its a winn right?

    Because you are the laughing stock of high sec, enforcing made up rules.

    but yeah you guys are creating content :P So Winn for that.

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  13. ICEy includes others' quotes with properly spelled words. Misspells same words in his reply. Multiple times. Revis Owen laughs.

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  14. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

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    1. Yea, the code always wins,
      Except when they get banned,
      Or they fail ganks,
      Or they get ganked,
      But the code always wins, just not always

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  15. Creating content for crybabies to cry about.

    Looks like the code is continually winning!!!!!

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  16. Got to love how code is clueless to what james is doing.
    A few days ago the 'supposed' balance for code stood at 64 billion and change.
    Since then there has 'supposedly' been 15 billion and change donated.
    Even taking out payments for catalysts lost due to ganking, the balance is now at 61 billion and change.
    Amazing that james thinks he can pass of his dipping his fingers into the code wallet as 'expenses'.
    18 billion in supposed expenses is quite a few catalysts.
    To bad that much hasent really been spent ;)

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  17. To bad your still banned huh dj?

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  18. Love the propaganda posters.

    T.

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