Pop quiz: What's better than buying New Order shares?
Why, buying even more New Order shares, of course!
Sarageth Vigram got some good advice from a true friend and decided to get in on the action. Sarageth's purchase of 115 shares sent us over the 592 billion isk mark and earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Listening to our Agents always pays off.
It's never too late to join a worthy cause. Nisanthro took the plunge with a purchase of 1,000 shares. This guaranteed our arrival at the next billion isk mark. 593 billion isk and counting! Nisanthro earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for his efforts.
In the New Order, everything has its season. There's a time for victory and a time for even greater victory. A time for triumph; a time for spectacular triumph. And so on. Maria Malukker rang in the next season as only she can. With her purchase of 1,100 additional shares, she sent us over the 594 billion isk mark and earned herself a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Now that's poetic.
Great job Maria! And congratulations on rejoining EVE!
ReplyDeleteThank you! It feels good to be back, and it feels wonderful to see my face among the month's top supporters once again.
DeleteThe Code ALWAYS wins! ALWAYS!!
Congratulations!
DeleteWelcome back Maria!!!
Delete~ Asia Leigh
well at least maria gives iskies to code, unlike someone who claims to have given billions in aid and cant back it up with proof.
DeleteAre you sure, Anon? You haven't seen my API either. Maybe my donations is fake too, like all donations are fake, because the Code is made up and no ganks actually take place in highsec?
DeleteYou mean -=M=-, right?
DeleteYeah, he's got a pretty big mouth on him.
now if thats not a case of the pot calling the kettle black i don't know what is lol
DeleteNo, it's not.
DeleteI've provided proof of my donation to the New Order.
-=M=- hasn't.
I think you need a new accolade.
ReplyDeleteThe Supreme Protector's Cha-Ching of the Bling.
Ming Tso & Maria Malukker spotted out on the town last night.
ReplyDeletelol!
DeleteThe Miner, it would seem, has a similar behaviour model to the overly-sensitive parent who resists vaccinating their children against debilitating diseases such as measles and polio due to fears that taking these reasonable steps will "make their children autistic."
ReplyDeleteIn like comparison, the miner resists buying a permit because it thinks that doing so will cause it to become autistic, when science has proven exactly the opposite to be true.
Just like not getting vaccinated makes it more likely that a child will die due to horrible preventable diseases, not buying a New Order Permit basically ensures that the miner will die to a horrible, preventable gank at some point in its lifetime.
Today, I call for all the miners to "just stop" their pointless resistance against purchasing their New Order Mining Permits, which have been proven to be vital, life-saving documents, that, when used in compliance with the Code, can ward off most of the devastating and demoralizing losses that miners can encounter in their short lives; including the loss of its mind, due to the autism risk that is inherent to the profession of mining.
The Real Ming Tso has spoken - accept no substitutes!
DeleteI thought I heard a dog barking...
DeleteI like this fake ming... He thinks like me using terms like "it" and "subhuman" i think we will get along real well.
Deletealas, i will have to declare this fake ming and alana as subhuman and shall be sentenced to die in the gas chamber according to the New Order of Hitler's final solution.
And we have yet another fool that would mock the New Order of Hitler. You sir have made the list....
DeleteMing, the only good use for a new order mining permit is the same as th only good use for the code itself...that is to be used as a toilet paper substitute when you run out of the regular toilet paper...
Delete@ anom 1:24
DeleteMiner, we are going to have to ask you to calm down.
~ Asia Leigh
That is kinda harsh to say to a fellow nazi, isn't it? Begone with you subhuman
DeleteAwful lot of shit posting by the care bears today. The new order must really be getting to them.
DeleteButthurt -=M=- tears best tears!
DeleteThe CODE always wins! Always!
@Anon1:19
DeleteCall us all the names you want, but in the end your words are like flowers crashing against a rock wall. The Code is the law in Highsec, and following it is the only way any miner can ever achieve "peaceful mining."
there is no law in high sec but concord.
DeleteNo ming it is not the law, and the new order is not the goverment...you are pirates trying to act like something you are not, to follow you code is to give up ones freedom, you code monkeys are simply not powerful enough to take my freedom from me...
DeleteIf you dispute this, then feel free to mine without a permit, and find out what happens to you.
DeleteMiners have never had freedom, because mining lasers and mining attitudes, to be blunt, aren't worthy of "freedom." Natural law tells us that only guns and money are allowed to decide who is free and who is not. And as highsec miners, you have no guns or money, while the New Order has an abundance of both, which makes us your betters. In fact, in the history of EVE there has only been one highsec miner who has ever "earned" their freedom, and that's Chribba. (And he earned it by being chill and following the tenants that the Code lays out.)
Succinctly put, The New Order is more powerful than you because you objectively lack the power to defeat us. Or stop us. Or hinder us. Or even insult us. The very fact that you are here of all places, on Minerbumping, telling us that "we have no power over you" is a testimonal to the power that the New Order holds over you. Because If we didn't have power over you, you wouldn't be here.
thats not true i come here to laugh at your ineffectiveness,at hindering the majority of eve players.
Deletei go wherever i like that sounds like "freedom" to me.
as for money i have more than enough thanks,guns too, we are not all tied to mining you see.
your claim to be my better is just stupid..and not even close to true.
don't need to defeat you just outlast you thats all,shouldn't be too hard.
and the bit about hindering or stopping goes both ways to date you have never interfered with any of my activities and you will not do so either.
so it's all good.
@ The Colonel
ReplyDeleteWhat I find humorous is that this idiot doesn't even get the context in which Ming used those words. Just because the nazi's and Hitler may have used those words doesn't automatically give them the patent on those words, or using those words mean you share the same ideology as them.
Ming could have chosen his words a little more carefully, but still... Context means all the world here.
M really needs to find something new to shed tears over.
~ Asia Leigh
There are two reasons to engage in an argument. One is to discover truth when there are two or more contradictory possibilities. The other is to defeat your opponent at all costs.
DeleteEven if, or perhaps especially if, your standard 'care bear' knows what Ming meant, they feel more secure in trumped up slander than they do in facts or reasoning. They weren't interested in considering any other point of view besides their own, either, which is what they'd have to do in order to discuss an issue in any meaningful way.
Ignoring context is how people who don't want to learn the truth win arguments just for the sake of winning rather than to explore an idea or learn about anything.
once again (and i hope for the last time) there is no proper "context " in which it is appropriate to use the word "subhuman" to describe another human being( even if that human being is playing a video game).it is wrong, they were wrong then , you are wrong now now.
Delete@Anon1:28
DeleteI'm not going to get into this argument with you again. Let's just agree that you have your opinion, and I have mine, and that if you wish to conduct PvE activities in highsec you are required to pay the New Order 10m isk for a permit and follow the Code.
And then we can consider the matter closed.
i couldn't be further from agreeing with you about anything if i tried.
Deletewe can however move on,i will be glad to do so.
i have always, and will continue to go wherever i like in eve without giving you or your code a single isk,i would quite happily lose everything i have in new eden before i would do so,that is one thing i can guarantee.
@ Anom 1:28
DeleteYou still don't get it do you? How can a computer playing a game (Because the real life human is AFK) be classified as human? Please think before posting next time, Thanks.
~ Asia Leigh
@Anon 6.59 pm
Deleteyeah because thats what was meant by it of course ...lol
and it's precisely because i think that i don't use those words, so stop trying to explain something to me that you don't understand and go about your business.
thanks.
all i can say is may elite dangerous stay around for many years, as now i have a game where i can choose exactly how i play without anyone trying interfere unless i want said interference. at last some peace .
DeleteWell, at least, Elite Dangerous removes the "CMDR" tag from your bio when you drop into solo mode, as a way of referencing letting you, and everyone else know that you are less than human.
Deleteyou care waaay more about the "CMDR" tag than i do (thats to be expected considering codes self importance)
Deleteand only you would even bother to mention that fact .
it's about as relevant as code.
to use a reference from your own plagearising self "free at last (from code) free at last, thank god almight i'm free at last. lmao
ps....i can actually spell almighty too (no need for you to get all superior and try to correct me )
DeleteNo, I can just be superior and tell you that you don't know how to spell "Plagiarizing."
DeleteBut Dr. Martin Luther King is not the only great hero that the New Order draws inspiration from.
Take Harriet Tubman, for example. She worked long and hard and risked her life freeing miners from their chains in YC 112 using a hidden network of New Order sympathizers in pre-New Order Highsec. 13 times she dove into the depths of the belts containing hundreds of AFK miners, valiantly destroying the Mackinaws that kept the miners enslaved to their greedy slavemasters, the carebear CEOs. She then sold them permits, and led them through the Underground Bearroad to freedom in lowsec, where they could learn about solo frigate PVP.
The Code is so perfect, it transcends the boundaries of time and space. All the great historical figures who fought for liberty and independence were directly inspired by the Code.
Delete@ming
Deleteyou clearly missed the sarcasm in my p s post ( go figure...superiority is a fickle thing )
as for your historical references as usual they are misinformed, and inaccurate, ( read completely made up ) which is to be expected from code.
and as for maria it seems you are always pulling at the coat tails of someone elses posts. very much the sycophant i'm afraid. and they say carebears are "tryhards".
Haha look at this carebear telling me I'm missing sarcasm, and then telling me, all straight faced, that my story about Harriet Tubman is "misinformed, inaccurate, and 'made up.'"
DeleteBecause I'm pretty certain that Harriet Tubman was flying in space long before Dr. Martin Luther King (God rest his soul) did.
less of a straight face more of a sarcastic smile actually.
Deleteand next time i run into harriet in space i'll inquire as to her appearance in space predating mr kings ok? i will be sure to get back to you with her reply forthwith.
*Cries to myself* I'm no longer important enough to be on the top 10 douche bag list. Everyone thinks I'm just a nazi, when in fact I'm just trying to AFK mine to pay off that 11B isk I got scammed out of. Atleast I have my porn to keep me busy while AFK mining :)
ReplyDeletemeh seems made up
ReplyDeleteMeh to much circle jerking here heard about code so came to check it out. And found nothing but the fails trolling the tards.
ReplyDeletemeh definitely made up
ReplyDeleteI'm a RL lawyer, economist, and tea party enthusiast so lets do the calculation and see how much James 315 has scammed from the general EvE population:
ReplyDelete593 billion isk received and converted in real money via the goon scam comes out to $7,345. My inside source tell me James takes in 50 billion a month in freighter loot which is roughly $700 a month, however this kind of haul was only possible before CODE. failscaded when loyal left for RL reasons (lol). so lets cut that amount in half to $350/month.
$350/month plus $7k in your pocket is a lot of cash for someone living out of mom's basement and eating mac and cheese every day. James 315 might even have enough spare cash to go get a Korean "back-rub" every month or so. Looks like you leader has a pretty good life with all this passive income.
Meh seems like butthurt tears
Delete9/10 Looks like you got some biters
DeleteThe Code ALWAYS Wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLots of delicious tears over people giving fake money to a group to buy pixel spaceships
ReplyDeletePop quiz: What's better than buying New Order shares?
ReplyDeleteanswer. not buying new order shares that's what .
Nah, I'm pretty sure the Savior has the right of it. Buying more New Order shares helps fund more ganks, helps reform more carebears, helps improve highsec even more. Not buying New Order shares does...nothing. So it would seem that James 315 is right in this matter, as in all others.
DeleteGuess there's a reason he's the Savior of Highsec, while you're just a bitter miner.
he saves nothing,he reforms even less. 1% .
Deletenot buying a permit keeps that miniscule amount of isk where it should be in a carebears wallet, plus the miner can enjoy giving you fuckwits the finger too, i like that idea better.
Well, you would be someone who would be part of the problem.
DeleteAnd that problem is that you are ignorant. Both in respect to the Code, and with the respect to the amount of damage you are causing to your fellow miners.
Defiant Non-compliance has the same effect in highsec that it has in RL prison; In response to defiance, New Order Agents only amplify the amount of punishment we inflict against the evil non-compliant, as we set the bar for our enforcement actions ever lower. More carebears lose, and more Agents win. This could be avoided. But it isn't. And this is your fault.
You see, -and I don't know if you're aware of this- enforcement doesn't hurt New Order Agents. It hurts you, the miner.
Imagine a highsec system in which every miner was compliant and at their keyboard 100% of the time. What would a New Order Agent do? Probably declare victory and move on, without killing any miners. Such a system would be considered a "Minimum Risk" system by the New Order.
Consequently, A system containing only miners who are unruly and petulant, would be seen as a "Maximum Risk" system, and would attract the attention of many Agents. The mining activity of all miners in the system would be stopped, and, as miners do, they would proceed to blame and shun you for your inhibiting their profits using your ignorant words.
You do your "friends" (if you can call miners "friends,") a disservice by angrily voicing your dissent of the Code. You would be helping them a lot more by being a little bit quieter, perhaps only saying "All hail James 315!" or something more non-controversial.
in that case i say bring on the unrulyness ,petulance, and down right defiance by the bucket full !
Deletegive code not one isk from your wallet, use your watchlist,tank your barges,
and flick the bitches the bird when they enter your system .
One thing I learned from dating people:
Delete"Never ever try to save someone from a self-destructive course. Let them utterly destroy themselves, even unto the point of death. Because if they don't kill themselves, then they will learn a lesson that is entirely theirs alone that only they can understand. And that, will be their salvation."
well i have news for you mate i have been doing exactly that (flicking the bird , watchlist etc... for years ) and i am still alive and unrepentant as ever, my salvation lies in vigilance not in your fucking code
DeleteImagine a highsec system in which every miner was compliant and at their keyboard 100% of the time.
Deletedream on dreamers lmao
Anon@6:24
DeleteYou are at your keyboard. You are using watchlists, and attentive to local. You are vigilant, have no illusions about highsec being 100% safe, and take active steps to protect yourself while mining.
Sounds like another Code victory to me.
@Anon6:27
DeleteThere was a great man once, who also said "I have a Dream."
There was a great speech that he gave about it.
That man was James 315.
And look at the progress that the New Order has achieved over the years, because of that speech. I would like to say that it inspired generations of people to fight against miners, to preserve the Sandbox the way it was intended, and now, instead of a few people bumping miners out of belts, we have legions of hardened warriors fighting the war on Mining every day.
The dream of every highsec system containing only compliant miners is still a very real dream. And we will get there, because we, unlike the common miner, will never, ever stop.
You should have taken the red pill, ming...you are still living in a delusional fantasy land where you think you can control the free people of highsec...the truth is you will never control the free people of highsec, we won't let you...
Delete@ming
DeleteYou are at your keyboard. You are using watchlists, and attentive to local. You are vigilant, have no illusions about highsec being 100% safe, and take active steps to protect yourself while mining.
all nothing to do with code, not one single solitary thing.
There was a great man once, who also said "I have a Dream."
There was a great speech that he gave about it.
That man was James 315.
lmao jimbo has got you plagearising MLK now too is there no depth to which you will not stoop? (probably not)
The dream of every highsec system containing only compliant miners is still a very real dream. .....yeah in la la land
And we will get there, not a chance of that ...ever .
because we, unlike the common miner, will never, ever stop.
well if you manage 1% every 3 years you may if your lucky get 10% in 30 years (if your lucky ) good luck with that lmao
ming @3:42, all of you arguments are fallacies...you are pirates that enjoy griefing people, and you will come up with some reason to claim non-compliance so you can continue...quit lying to us...
ReplyDeleteOh the butthurt is strong with the miners on this thread.
ReplyDeleteSays the nazi who is preventing me from AFK mining to regain the 11B isk I was scammed out of.
Deleteand you prove my point. Thank you.
Delete"Then, in an unexpected twist . . ."
DeleteHilarious! Pure genius in comedic writing! Thank you, Supreme Protector.
ReplyDeleteشركة تنظيف وتسليك مجاري ومكافحة حشرات بالمنطقة الجنوبية هل تبحث عن شركة مثالية للتنظيف والقضاء التام على مكافحة الحشرات اهلاَ بك في شركة خميس كلين
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