Thursday, April 9, 2015

The Gamis Borderlands, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Kalorned and Agent Svara Eir killed Steroid Gontarsky, who was flying a Mackinaw in the DMZ of the Gamis borderlands. After unleashing a torrent of profanity, he suddenly pulled a 180 and began begging for reimbursement.
Steroid Gontarsky > Jangar VIII - Moon 2 - Nurtura Plantation
Steroid Gontarsky > we rent this shit
Steroid Gontarsky > so i have to buy a permmit to fly out of a place i rent
Kalorned > Yes
Of Steroid's many excuses, the strangest was his claim that he was already renting a lowsec station from the New Order.


Though his lie about being a "new player" had already been disproven, Steroid continued to plead ignorance.


Each time Kalorned tried to help Steroid, the miner asked, "how?" Clearly, this was a carebear who felt entitled to hand-holding.


Kalorned was mystified. The miner was unwilling to think or learn for himself. That didn't sound like a true EVE player; it sounded like a bot who needed someone else to program him.


As time went on, Kalorned grew to suspect Steroid of being a bot-aspirant.


Since the creation of the New Order, Agents have observed bot-aspirants to have something like default factory settings. The result is a bunch of Miner Bingo quotes and other clichés.


The miner began spitting out new excuses in rapid-fire succession. But the law is clear: If a miner is caught running from an Agent, he should expect to be shot. Otherwise miners would have too easy a time getting away.


Incredibly, Steroid claimed he hadn't been running away at all; he was warping from belt to belt, unaware of being pursued. He just happened to be bookmarking the asteroid belts at the time. It was all a big coincidence.


Then Steroid flipped everything around. He asked Kalorned why he didn't gank Agent Svara Eir, who had assisted on the kill.


The miner became fixated on Svara. Previously, he'd spent his time directing racial slurs at Svara. Now he hoped to convince Kalorned to kill her. Unfortunately for Steroid, carebears are never successful when they try to tell Agents of the New Order what to do. And for good reason: Agents are at the top of the hierarchy, while miners occupy the lowest level.


Steroid initiated a convo with Svara, who wasn't interested in speaking with him. The miner began exhibiting even more peculiar behavior than before. He was increasingly unstable. Was Steroid Gontarsky a lost cause? Kalorned remained determined. He truly believed that the miner could be saved. Was there any hope of convincing the miner to change his ways--to persuade him that the Code is good for EVE, and that he was lucky to have been ganked?

Next time: The shocking conclusion!

53 comments:

  1. "Shes a threat bro she has strip minners"

    I've got some exotic dancers going real cheap, they sell for billions in Amamake Steroid.

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  2. The depth of arrogant self agrandizing BS is really getting deep on this site...

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    1. meh your comment seems made up

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    2. meh your "meh your comment seems made up" seems made up

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    3. duh, they're all made up

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    4. How can our comments be real if the internet isn't even a real place?

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  3. What's interesting is how consistently carebears appear to believe that New Order Agents are stupid, despite losing to us in combat and in debate. Today's carebear is, from their very first meeting with a New Order Agent, constantly bombarded with evidence of our mental and moral superiority, yet since they instinctively believe the New Order is a "scam", its Agents must be stupid in order to be "falling for it". So we get spectacles like the random Anons trying to control which systems Agents enforce the Code in, or to direct us against their enemies, etc, making the most laughably transparent attempts to manipulate their betters.

    Their false premises
    Lead lying carebears to ruin
    You can't fool the Code

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    1. No you can't maria, the code is fool enough....

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    2. "despite losing to us in combat and in debate"
      So sorry you seem to have confused running away with actually winning. But that is ok we know chode monkeys are very mentally handicapped so we over look your repeated mistakes.

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    3. Ummm...nooo......most of us consistently outdebate the third rate agents who haven't been banned yet.

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    4. @Veers
      Yeah, please cite one time an Agent of the New Order has ever lost a debate to you.

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    5. Veers Belvar April 9, 2015 at 10:44 PM

      You say you outdebate third rate agents? Yet when you was in eve, you wouldn't even try PVP against a miner who challenged you. So to me it seems you can't out debate on forums or even try to out pvp an eve miner in game.

      And if you can't remember the challenge to pvp by the miner (his name was stieg blomkvist.) And the challenge still stands (Just my isk is on more of your excuses not to pvp a miner)

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  4. Alas I believe this article may be of a fraudulent nature

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    1. That's ok, dearie. Unlike Tinkerbell, facts don't depend upon your belief.

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    2. Much like how code doesn't depend on facts

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  5. Everyone knows that CODE either lie or act like bots by repeating the same things over and over again, so of course it's all made up.

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    1. The most important is that CODE has a very limited impact inside the game. On this website they can say everything, outside they are not a threat.

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    2. Indeed, Highsec is a very small part of the larger game of EVE Online. I believe something like only 25% of the systems in New Eden are considered Highsec.

      But fortunately, the New Order is the Supreme Authority in all of these systems, which makes all of the residents of these systems under the authority of Supreme Protector James 315.

      In this way, the New Order may hold a minority of the space in New Eden, but yet rule over a majority of its citizens. Kind of like the Electoral College.

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    3. Well... I pee on your "Supreme Protector James 315" 's face. All of this "code" is a big joke as I never saw any "agent" on my system. But I really enjoy reading all of this shit it's entertaining :)

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    4. "On this website they can say everything, outside they are not a threat."

      This claim is contradicted by the commenter's unwillingness to post under his/her character name due to fear of reprisal.

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    5. They're griefers, of course he would post as an anon. They may or may not have much influence, but they can use locator agents like everybody else.

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    6. Miner, Please calm down

      ~ Asia Leigh

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    7. Anyone who saw highsec ice fields and the endless sea of mackinaws that inhabited them before we came allong KNOWS the great impact we've had on carebear behavior.

      It's all procurers and skiffs now, and that's undeniable, observable evidence, just go look.

      Sorry, but I can't help but laugh when these carebear illusionists try to claim we've had no impact...

      -Galaxy Pig

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    8. and that is an improvement in highsec how? you fools need to wake up and realize you just as bot-aspirant as you claim the miners are...

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    9. It is an improvement because before the Holy Arrival of the New Order Of Highsec and The Saviour Of Highsec James 315, AFK untanked hulks basically just sat there there cluttering up the belts. Now they have to use tanked Procurers and Skiffs, which means it takes miners much longer to get the same amount of Ore. They are unable to use mining upgrades, which contributes further to miner frustration.

      If we can simply cause enough frustration to the miner, then it will either quit the game or quit mining and be a positive force in this community, instead of an antisocial, needy, useless, clueless bag of garbage.

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    10. Look at what is calling miners garbage...it is a sub-human code monkey , you and your grifter cronies are a blight on any game, you are the ones that shoukd be driven out...if I see your kind in the systems I hang out in they remain in station or I de-ship them...

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    11. Look at the carebear using the word that it previously had condemned as having a direct correlation to Nazi Germany! Further proof that the carebear is willing to part with all forms of morality to make its point that invoking the worst recorded human rights abuses are necessary to endure that nobody messes with its stream of AFK money-gathering.

      Fortunately, the New Order never has to worry about being "de-shipped" by carebears, because nature, the Code, and our own elite-PVP skills tell us that this carebear is just like all the rest- a "paper tiger" that doesn't believe in fitting weaponry on a ship, much less know how to fit weaponry on a ship.

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    12. Paper tiger, right, I will be in a ship with guns on it, not mining lasers, and all I see code do is cower in station, like they did during every war we had with them...and you morons declared the wars...

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    13. Want to know why I'm right and you're wrong?

      I'm posting with my main's name. You're posting as Anonymous because you're afraid that the New Order will come find you and disrupt your peaceful mining activity. To the extent that you'll be forced into making the choice of buying a permit and becoming compliant or losing all your money in a vain attempt to try to fight us; something that nobody has ever succeeded in doing before.

      If you would like to see how the New Order fights, then name your corp, and you'll find out. I doubt you'll do that though. That would be a pretty stupid move on your part.

      The New Order- forcing carebears to remain in NPC corps or one-man corporations for coming up on three years now.

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    14. He's posting as anon because he doesn't want to give nasty Nazi apologists like you Ming Tso, any clue as to his identity. That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I doubt if he goes around in real life telling far right fascists his name, so why do that in a game or on a forum?

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    15. "The New Order is powerless, watch me laugh at them! Ha Ha Ha!"

      "But of course I hide my identity, otherwise the New Order would come "harass" me by blowing me up. Which they have the power to do, or I wouldn't be afraid of it happening."

      "NO THE NEW ORDER IS POWERLESS BECAUSE I SAY SO OK???"

      #minerlogic

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    16. @Anon 2.51pm
      well said

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    17. Well maria, I don't see you stopping us, sounds like powerless to me, although you witless busy bodies are so wrapped up with the evils the miner is comittting that you have turned into miner thumping bot-aspirants...while I engage in a little of each activity EVE has to offer...you code monkeys are lame hypocrites...

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    18. @ ming
      Yea, high sec is only like 25% or so of all of space, but the sad thing is code is even less. Even CCP said so themselves. They said code is less then 1% effective, so yea, try again. Maybe in a few years code might add up to something, but i doubt it.

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    19. "I don't see you stopping us,"

      Then you're blind, Anon@4:20. We stop miners and bot-aspirants all the time. Take a stroll through uedama in an autopiloting freighter sometime, if you believe otherwise.

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  6. "Since the creation of the New Order, Agents have observed bot-aspirants to have something like default factory settings. The result is a bunch of Miner Bingo quotes and other clichés."

    LOL

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    1. Want to see real bot-aspirants look in the mirror
      chode always whines always chode fail calm down

      hickory dickory dock
      Alana please spit out that cock
      Then Ming comes along
      and slobbers the dong
      hickory dickory chode

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    2. Miner, I'm going to need you to calm down.

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    3. I wonder why miners believe that it's ok to publicly air their erotic fanfiction in our comments. That's what the forum is for.

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  7. Jangar VIII - Moon 2 - Nurtura Plantation is hs not lowsec.

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  8. I'm quite impressed by the way they're amazed someone shot their ship in lowsec.

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  9. meh seems made up

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  10. I'm bored and socially isolated

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    1. Yup, that will happen when all you do is forum troll. Try undocking sometime, you may find it fun.

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  11. meh definitely made up

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    1. Sounds like a Veers alt to me

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    2. meh veers is made up

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    3. meh made up is a Veers alt

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  12. looks like the antigankers failed again

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    1. looks like the whole of eve online is failing to me

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  13. ming.
    you started the whole "subhuman" thing and yet you try to make out it was an anon that did.and you say carebears lie?
    you also use the words of others. i believe the words"paper tiger" were directed at you by an anon and yet here you are claiming it as your own. very original code is ridiculous.

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