And not a millisecond of it was wasted. I can't imagine a better use of our time.
With that in mind, I'd like to present a few more examples of the New Order's contribution to the fine arts.
We begin with Agent Nitetime Video's lyrics for a song from the soon-to-be-classic musical, "The Sound of Compliance".
Teardrops on carebears and permits for kittensLovely. It certainly fits with our mission to make carebears feel less bad, to make them calm down, and to enrich their lives.
Bright big explosions and support from Mittens
Brown paper ship tanks tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Gray colored Catas and crisp new void blasters
Warp-ins on miners and ice safe from lasers
Pilots that fly with permits that code brings
These are a few of my favorite things
Anti-tanked freighters who fly through Uedama
With Loyal as FC and Veers for the Drama
minerbumping.com with fake Mings
These are a few of my favorite things
When anti-Code fights
When New Order stings
When carebears feel sad
They should remember my favorite things
And then they won't feel so bad!
***
Next up, Agent Kaely Tanniss. You might remember her as the artist responsible for the popular Women of the New Order 2015 Calendar. Kaely has created a recruitment video for the New Order:
As you can see even from the preview image, the video contains striking visuals of the kind that impressed so many readers of Kaely's calendar.
***
Last, but certainly not least, we have Agent Sasha Nyemtsov, The Man with the Golden Voice. If you've been living under an asteroid, perhaps you haven't yet heard his readings of the Code and other prominent MinerBumping works. You're in for a treat; A Highsec Christmas Carol remains a seasonal favorite. But today, we have something entirely different from Sasha...
Your eyes don't deceive. Sasha has gotten into the video-making game. His first piece of cinematography is the intro for the MinerBumping post, The Modern Miner. If you're a fan of Sasha's audio works, you'll be enraptured by this video.
The New Order of Highsec: Such talent, such genius. Such culture!
Miner, calm down.
ReplyDeleteCode has about as much talent as a monkey in a tin foil hat.
ReplyDeleteNo, correction, code does not even have that much talent.
Okay... How about you show us your work? Show us how its supposed to be done? No? I thought not.
DeletePlease let the tears flow!
~ Asia leigh
Meh. Not even that. This all seems made up.
ReplyDeleteMeh seems made up
ReplyDelete"Seems made up" seems like a veers alt
Deletemeh veers alts seem made up
Deleteℳ☤ηℯґ, ℙℓ℮α﹩ε ¢@ʟღ ḓ◎ẘη‼
ReplyDeleteJames, Nitetime is posting weird letters again!
DeleteI love it. The New Order is full of talent..only a contentious fool wouldn't see that. :)
DeleteI'm not into that tbh..But I know a lot of guys I can hook you up with if you're feeling the need..honestly, I don't mind sending them your way. I don't judge. :)
DeleteI like art as much as the next guy but when that art is about the criminal act of role playing in a space game i get pretty upset.
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ReplyDeleteStop!!!
DeleteHAHA Sasha is a learned and mild-mannered professor, exactly how I pictured him! =)
ReplyDeleteYAY!! It's okay Anon...you don't have to be jelly :) Mr. Belvar..I'm so disappointed in you..since when has the act of role playing in a game about role playing been "criminal"?
ReplyDeleteI only need one...jealous it's not yours? Lame...
DeleteSasha is the Hitchcock of our generation.
ReplyDeleteSasha's voice is soooo sexy. hehehe :)
ReplyDelete^^ needs to grow a brain...don't be jealous just because i get more than you. it's okay..one day you'll find that special someone who will face ram you relentlessly..keep your head high kiddo :P
DeleteSasha, you have won the Internet for the week :p!
ReplyDeleteHighsec's new culture
ReplyDeleteEmergent and triumphant
Proof of our Glory
I honestly challenge anyone who opposes the New Order and Code to come up with something creative themselves. If it's good, I will honestly give credit where credit is due. :) xoxo
ReplyDeletei like being gang raped
DeleteCute...but fail. Typing in a name to try to impersonate someone is rather childish...but I expect nothing less tbh. Post with you real name...oh wait...you won't..you don't have the balls to :P
Delete@Kaely Kakes
Deletehttp://www.heroesofhighsec.com/
lawl
I rape kids
DeleteHey, I like people who enjoy fucking kids and kids turn me on too. Wanna have a threesome with a kid?
DeleteDeal lets set it up!
DeleteUgh, be more disgusting please CockAnon. I don't think you've proved our point that bot-aspirancy leads to moral degeneracy quite thoroughly enough.
DeleteSounds like maria wants in on that threesome kaely....
DeleteI'm a jew
DeleteUGH... SUBHUMAN.... GAS IT
DeleteMing should not have used the word "subhuman" and "it" to describe other human beings. This is his fault and no one elses...
Delete-=M=-
Oh you guys are funny. It's okay though...you don't have to be jealous that you aren't desirable enough for your number to be on any wall. I think it's funny how the first action is to attack someones sexuality...is there some deep seeded issues there we need to know about? Let's just put it this way..I'm married...and have no need to involve myself with anyone else because I get everything I need right where I am...but for the sake of argument...I can walk into anywhere, pick a man, and take him home If I felt like it..I'm QUITE sure the same doesn't go for you with a woman. LOL. So..sadly for you..if you're trying to get a rise out of me by trying to use middle school insults like "she's a whore"...you have failed miserably. Rather, I am thoroughly amused at your lack of originality and thought process. Keep up the good work...maybe one day you'll have a chance with someone. Sorry, but I am WAY out of your league...so you keep dreaming..gotta have something to hold onto right? :P
Deletewow, wall of text for someone who is getting upset. Love the way you think your so much better even when your not kaely. If you where better you wouldent be part of code, but you are, so you know what that means.
DeleteYou know the saying thou, if people say something about someone often enough, then maybe there is a reason and its true.
I am better....you're just not bright enough to see that. Take a look at the comments here..all about some art created by people of Code. Why all the butt hurt? Why all the concern for what others do? Why such a whine fest over events that occur in a game? Code is an ideal..and ideal for a game. If you're too dense to see that and separate a game from reality...you should seek help. I know it's a game...and when i sign off, my rl resumes with no thought of it. THIS is how I'm better. Obsess if you like..it's of no consequence to me. :P
DeleteI find it amusingly hilarious that the carebears would troll so hard in this thread. I understand the lat 2, but this one?
ReplyDelete~ Asia Leigh
Asia..It happens every time someone who supports code creates good content. It's a jealousy thing. I'd be bitter and angry too if I failed at everything, stared at asteroids all day, and had to troll an out of game forum with anonymity to feel important and relevant. Buuut..to each his own I suppose. If it makes them feel adequate, why not let them have that little bit that they just can't seem to get in rl. :)
Deletemeh definitely made up
ReplyDeleteI'm a rich lawyer and tea party activist so i don't troll unless I fall into this funk i've been in the past year due to me being bored and socially isolated. Well at least i got erotica banned, drove loyalanon to quit the game, and was the key player involved in terminating awoxing threats to elite-pve-solo-wardec-dogding corps such as mine. Being bored and socially isolated in an MMO is ok so long as you make filthy amounts of isk runing afk incursions 23/7.
ReplyDelete3/10...incursions can't be run afk...the grammar needs work
Delete1/10 The real Veers runs afk incursion all the time, check your facts
DeleteLOL...I'm curious what the real Veers' take is on this :P
DeleteEh, with the way the real Veers shitposts on EvE-O I wouldn't be surprised if this was the real Veers.
Delete~ Asia Leigh
Code.- creates art in support of what it stands for
ReplyDeleteCarebears-shitposting and whining as usual
Maybe in some far off land, shit and whining are forms of art...idk. Why not give them the benefit of the doubt. LMAO...I couldn't even type that with a straight face. :P
DeleteFail. You can't win in game so you think you can win this way...lol. Grow a pair and message me in game if you have the balls. You know nothing of the new order..or me for that matter. You can keep changing the name you post with, but the inept, prepubescence shine through in each post. Do you have to work at it to fail that hard...or does it just come to you naturally? I'm guessing the latter. Troll on loser...lol :P
ReplyDeleteMiner, what is wrong with you.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that is fail here is code.
ReplyDelete-=M=-
If you go back a couple of weeks, this has been the flavor of tears ever since Ming used the word subhuman to describe AFK pilots and bots. Every agent that posts regularly here has had their turn at this tactic.
ReplyDeleteI just wish that this particular carebear would just grow up and move on to something new to bitch and moan about.
~ Asia Leigh
Wow the the last few articles have broken 100+ comments of angry posts from powerless carebears. The new order must really be making waves.
ReplyDeleteMad props to our artists! I wish I had a smidgen of your talents.
ReplyDeleteYou wish you were a percentage of the man Root is. I'd pity you..but that would only serve to make you even less of a man..if that's even possible :P
DeleteOnly kaely would know for sure just how much of a percentage of a man root is.
DeleteAre you kidding me, I wouldn't want to have my dick in the same area code as Kaely. I don't want AIDS or dick rot...
Delete-=M=-
You are really a sad case..lol. Besides, I am WAY out of your league. Come to Eve Vegas...we'll see...I'll even buy you a drink while I shame you in front of the rest of Eve. Oh wait..you won't...because you're too afraid to post with a name (even though it's obvious)...and I'm sure what you have to offer is nothing to get excited about. Once you all can explain exactly how someone can be a whore over the internet and somehow turn tricks, as you suggest, you'll sound a lot less like a preteen fool. In the mean time..I'll continue to be amused at just how stupid some people can be..I mean, if it weren't for people like you..who would we have to compare. :)
Deletei understand completely why people dislike the code i'm not too fond of them myself.
ReplyDeletebut why would you resort to accusations of the worst kind and use such vile and reprehensible language?
has eve really come to this?
i will just say this.
it is becoming ever more evident to me that the people who call themselves agents, and knights, on this blog do seem to occupy the higher ground as far as being decent human beings (there have been the odd exceptions of course "the subhuman episode " being one).
that being said i now find myself more and more in agreement with the very people i used to come here to troll and generally disparage (damn !! that was hard to admit lol )
so while i may still not completely agree with what you code guys do it is becoming ever clearer the longer i visit this place that you are it seems, correct about the "carebears"
i'm not saying i will rush off and gank a miner (yet) but i am saying thank you for allowing the evidence to present itself, as shocking and unpleasant as that evidence now seems.
Thank you for considering the evidence of our behavior and speech on its own merits, Anon@1:26. One of the differences between us and our foes is that we follow an explicit Code of behavior, and they don't. Parts of this Code are designed to ensure its spread (the sale and enforcement of permits to propagate the meme, the use of effective symbolism and imagery, etc) and other parts are designed to improve the quality of the game by improving the quality of its players (keeping people polite in chat, encouraging active and creative playstyles, encouraging interesting risk/reward ratios, etc). The former are in the Code to ensure the success of the latter.
DeleteEve had come to this, before the Code came along. Vilest profanity, threats of real-life violence...all this was common fare in highsec, once. Now, such relics of highsec's barbarous past stand out more because they are increasingly the exception, rather than the norm. Slowly but surely, we are improving the game. We are achieving this because of the methods which you still disparage. It is important to note that if you approve of our goals, disapprove of our methods, but approve of our success in achieving those goals...you are being self-contradicting, because that success you approve of was only possible because of the methods you disparage. Ganking, corp theft, awoxing...all are necessary to punish and shock carebears out of their established, toxic patterns of behavior and back into civility and respect for their enemies.
You do not have to actively support the Code just yet, if you are still unconvinced that ours is the best way to improve Eve. Until then, you shall remain a rebel miner, unrepentantly non-compliant. But our opposition to each other (and the fact that if I catch you mining without a permit I'll happily shoot you in the face) is no reason to be disrespectful, is it? We can be enemies and still behave in a civilized manner.
I look forward to your joining us and helping us enforce the Code. Now that you have realized what it is that separates us from the rebel miners you still align yourself with, your change of allegiance is only a matter of time.
Look I'm a lawyer and I make crazy isk runing afk incursions. Because I'm a troll I've become socially isolated so I don't want your code. just leave me alone so i can farm up more isk in the safety of my station
Deletethis post has been rated an 8/10
It simply doesn't matter what you want, Veers. Highsec is civilized now, and living in a civilized society requires that you interact with your fellow citizens. If you don't like it, you could always go mine red crosses somewhere else. I hear dreddit is recruiting, though you might have some trouble meeting their standards.
Delete@ maria
Deleteyou may be right but i still remain to be 100% convinced we shall see i guess.
Keep hanging out here, reading the words of our Savior, his Agents, and the risk-averse toxic carebears who oppose us. I have faith that you'll make the right decision.
Deletenot sure about the "saviour " bit lol but the rest sounds like a plan and thanks
DeleteFeel free to contact me in-game if you have any further questions or would like to talk about this a bit more privately.
Delete@Anon4:48
DeleteThe Saviour is one of the oldest and greatest posters to ever grace the EVE Online Forums.
He came to us at a time when EVE was still a relatively new game in the MMO sphere, and hadn't yet fully established its reputation of being a dark game about war, betrayal, and non-consensual Player versus Player combat.
Many of the players that played EVE during this dark time were transplants from WoW, and expected an experience similar to that of the "Home areas", in which players cannot be targeted or attacked without their consent. As a result, the PvE-oriented players started requesting, and later demanding, that Highsec be virtually a PvP-free paradise for those players that arrogantly did not wish to deal with that "annoying" concept of "any kind of risk at all."
James saw the consequences of this kind of behaviour. Bots ran rampant. When we say that the ice belts of Highsec were filled with hundereds of miners, we aren't exaggerating. None of them responded in chat- they were all bots. James started the Minerbumping movement as a way to force the profit away from those who would bot, or worse, those who would aspire to be bots.
People who were also angry that this small, entitled PvE community of botters and WoW transplants were furiously lobbying CCP to "do something about these degenerate pirates."
So James made it his life's mission to prove that it is not those who engage in PvP who are greedy, spiteful, vulgar, petty, and full of hate- but rather it is the Highsec Carebear, who comes to a PvP game and expects respect and rights, without having had done anything to earn them.
As such, The New Order will never stop until everyone in this game treats miners according to their station- the same way that once treated pirates. and people realize that gankers really are the "good guys," as we protect the community from those who simply can't handle this game and would rather destroy it.
"it is becoming ever more evident to me that the people who call themselves agents, and knights, on this blog do seem to occupy the higher ground as far as being decent human beings (there have been the odd exceptions of course "the subhuman episode " being one).
Deletethat being said i now find myself more and more in agreement with the very people i used to come here to troll and generally disparage (damn !! that was hard to admit lol )
so while i may still not completely agree with what you code guys do it is becoming ever clearer the longer i visit this place that you are it seems, correct about the "carebears"
i'm not saying i will rush off and gank a miner (yet) but i am saying thank you for allowing the evidence to present itself, as shocking and unpleasant as that evidence now seems."
The truth may be difficult to accept - but it's there, plain as day.
I'm a sociopath that enjoys torturing others!
DeleteThe code ALWAYS loses!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!
Anon 1:26. This is exactly why Code. exists. To remove this kind of vile rabble from Eve. THIS is what Code deals with every day. THIS is what ruins Eve. These are the so-called "good guys"....the ones who throw accusations that we are the ones who are the sociopaths. I think it's quite clear how it really is. You have a right not to like Code or even actively oppose them in game. This is content, and is good for Eve. What you see here, however, is the very reason Code is needed in Eve. The name of Code has been slandered by people such as these. I can guarantee you, if you got to know some Code agent, your opinion on who the real bad guy is would change. I appreciate your honest..and it's good to see someone can actually see where the problem lies. :P
Deletei aggre with this but concept is little unfortunate. when ppl join into EVE and you kill them w/o they knowledge. its like this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtqXLwNj2RE HOW new ppl know about this? BUT i aggre with destroy afk miners....
ReplyDeleteDon't hold your breath Asia, this is all they have. It's the one high point in their day when they post something "witty" on to MB, thinking that they really got us this time. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe sad part is that they still don't get it that this site was made to farm their tears and anger.
Alana Charen-Teng, what is wrong with you agent? Talk to Ming, he started this....
ReplyDelete-=M=-
admiral root, you have admitted to being a fag. According to the New Order of Hitler all fags will be killed on sight. To the oven with you!
ReplyDeleteMy daddy raped me :(
ReplyDelete~ Asia Leigh
Oh? Wanna finally share the mining barge killmail which started your own personal Trail of Tears, M?
ReplyDeleteMaria Malfucker,
ReplyDeleteI don't even live in high sec, but nice try. Haven't lived in high sec for years. Now go play in the kiddie pool while I'll take care of the real PVP.
-=M=-
Sticking with that story for a while longer, M? No worries, we can wait until you feel ready to share with everyone the eternal pain and shame of what was doubtlessly a routine retriever gank. That's the funny thing, the most spectacularly bitter carebears are always so butthurt over a gank which barely registered on the Knight responsible 15 minutes after it was over.
ReplyDeleteYou wouldn't know real PvP even if it slapped you in your face. Try spouting this nonsense in low sec or null sec and see what your life expectancy is. I'll give you a hint, it wouldn't be very long....
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:13..been there, done that. Wanna tell me about real PvP some more? I have several accts..ALL of which are pvp chars..and I'm not a ganker either. What is your definition or "real" PvP? lowsec blobs? Nullsec bubble traps? Wormhole entrance camping? Blops drops on frig fleets? Please... :)
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:13: you have clearly never been to low sec or null for any length of time. FW plex farmers squeal as loudly as miners. Highsec immigrants to lowsec cry for hours once their pve ships go boom: one guy cried for 1.5 hours over a rifter loss. And null renters? "Go to lowsec for pvp, pirate"
ReplyDeleteYour attempts to appear superior are as transparent and as feeble as your lies.
Anon 7:36...why don't you show me on the doll where the bad catalyst touched you. It's okay, I won't judge you. Well....maybe a little...
ReplyDelete