As I said, however, highsec is vast and filled with waste. The search for a good player can be a difficult one.
Agent Tisiphone Dira made the trek to Hek, hoping to find someone with promise. She found mattgb instead.
It's a law of mathematics that not everyone we encounter in highsec can be awesome. If a carebear falls short, he can still be sold a mining permit. Tisiphone figured that was about the extent of mattgb's potential. But the carebear insisted that there was more to mattgb than met the eye...
...which is unlikely. Our Agents have perfect vision. They get it from the Code.
Even judging by bot-aspirant standards, mattgb fell short of greatness. "I'm organizing probably 4-5 major corps" may be the most unimpressive threat you can make.
mattgb claimed that he had the backing of every single corp in his employment history, plus all of the alliances currently affiliated with those corps. Caution! Always give your former employer a heads-up before you use them as a reference.
After careful consideration, Tisiphone decided mattgb wasn't ready to become an Agent of the New Order yet. The carebear had a lot of growing up to do.
Tisiphone was encouraged when she encountered JN Alister, who was celebrating his birthday. One year older, this carebear might be a bit more mature.
Our Agent put the AFK birthday boy to the test. Instead of taking the opportunity to confess his crime, JN Alister started making wisecracks. It looked like Tisiphone had a comedian on her hands.
Everyone responds differently to their birthday. Some reflect on how far they've come and where they want to go. Others get jaded and cynical. JN Alister dismissed all highsec law as "rollplaying". The system only existed to keep him down, JN felt.
After dealing with jokers like mattgb and JN Alister all day, some might be inclined to give up on highsec. Then there are the Agents of the New Order, who believe highsec is worth fighting for.
To be continued...
meh definitely made up
ReplyDeleteJames said: Agents of the new order are many things, none are good.
ReplyDeleteAnonbears 12:44 and 12:55: You, too, can become part of the solution. Renounce your anonymous fail-troll ways. Meditate on the Code and join something greater than yourselves. To err is human; but do not fill your cargohold with ore and ice. Seek ye instead the mining permit that will fill your bio with joy and happiness.
ReplyDeleteBecome an Agent today!
But then by joining code we would become losers and failures....why would we want to become like ming?
Deletethis^^^
DeleteYou presented the same "argument" last time. Then said "this^^" to your own post last time as well.
DeleteAs for "failures".. Have you not heard? The Code Always Wins!!!
Now you are showing hot much of a fool you really are nitetime...
Delete* how
DeleteAnd you are joining him, asia...
Deletestop attributing my posts to others nitetime...... that ...this^^ was a finely crafted artisan this, not your run of the mill rubbish !!!!
Delete†♄їṧ ^^
Delete"Elite warriors, poets, law enforcers, therapists, philosophers, conquerors."
ReplyDeletestop! stop! your killing me with this comedy ....hahahahahah
Perhaps you should take a example and start down the road towards poet. Your first step is understanding the difference between "You're" and "You" and learning how to stop capital letters where they are needed.
DeleteAlso, miner please calm down.
nah i like it the way it is thanks .
DeleteGuys! Come on! Listen to yourselves! Let us stop this petty bickering and remember why we are all here on this blog! Let us sit by the fire of the Burning freighters of Uedama and bask in the words of James 315 as he tells the tales of the Gallant agents and the Goofuses (Goofi?) with whom they interact.
ReplyDeleteLet us stop arguing amongst each other and get back to the true spirit of the Code: Peace and Love.
Starting to think note time is nearly as delusional as ming
DeleteCalm down miner.
DeleteI would be happy to take any beatings you feel the need to dish out so that innocents are not harmed.
^^this
Deleteyou would need to undock first minger .(not happening any time soon then )
DeleteAngry miners rant
ReplyDeleteAlways anonymous tears
The Code always wins
really looking forward to the weekend, you guys
ReplyDeleteRole players are a special kind of creepy.
ReplyDeleteit will be less funn once a code agent will get ganked in life, it will make them think i hope
ReplyDeleteI think that you would find most Code agents are nice people IRL with nice families and are good citizens. They are thus not likely to be "ganked" IRL. It is the anonbear anti-gankers who need to worry. RL people don't take too kindly to the threats and sexual comments that the anonbears often make. Try it some time. Oh, wait.. you won't because you can only make those comments behind the Anonymous veil of your favorite blog.
DeleteOn a completely different subject, my name's Galaxy Pig and I live in Tulsa, Oklahoma (west of the river) and I'm always up for meeting other EVE players for drinks! Just mail me in game and we can arrange a pub crawl! :D
Delete-Oink
Kalynn Shardani, is that you? Stay classy!
Deletewow, googling that name yields scary results
DeleteI'm a whore
Deletekalynn calm down
DeleteExcuse my ignorance, but still being fairly new around here, I feel as though I have an excuse :D
DeleteWho is Kalynn?
Kalynn is one of the AG channel moderators. He was especially butthurt over Gorila Vengaza defecting to the New Order:
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Kalynn is one of the AG channel moderators. He was especially butthurt over Gorila Vengaza defecting to the New Order:
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As we save highsec
ReplyDeleteWe save miners from themselves
And give them purpose
i disagree but then i always will.
DeleteAs we plague higsec
Deletewe cause much misery to them
and make little difference
It's typically 5-7-5, not 5-8-7. Also, how can we simultaneously cause much misery, but make little difference? Wouldn't causing all that misery be in itself making a difference?
Deletethe dominoes have fallen like a house of cards...checkmate
Deletenope you make people miserable, you do not change their circumstance.
Delete@Anon6:49
DeleteWell, of course we change their circumstances! We gank them! They struggle with losing their money, we take it, and then they have a choice: Either they live Code-Compliant, or they quit the game, or they repeat the whole thing over again. I'm amazed at how many miners choose option 3.
Anonymous bear,
DeletePlease leave haikus to the Code
We can do it right
"we change their circumstances!"
Deletenope you change nothing you just yap about it.
"We gank them!"
no you don't you just yap about it (others do the ganking)
"we take it,"
again you don't take a damn thing ! just yap about it.
in fact your nothing but yap "mouthpiece"
@maria
Delete"English-language serious haiku poets rarely use 5-7-5 or any other regular syllable count. The syllable count is just about the least important thing in haiku, except that the number of syllables needs to be pretty small. It's the juxtaposition of natural images that's really really important. "
see your not always right it seems.
@nitetime
Delete“I don’t think counting 5,7,5 syllables is necessary or desirable. To reflect the natural world, and the season, is to reflect what is.” —Gary Snyder"
you too are not always right .... go figure, code people not being completely correct all the time now isn't that strange.
Huh! It's good to learn that about the "serious" English-language haiku poets. However, since we're talking about a game about spaceship combat, which necessarily doesn't leave room for many natural images, I think I'll stick with the 5-7-5 format as a means of imposing structure. If you wish to abandon that format, could you at least try for those nature images instead? It'll help distinguish your haiku from the habitual awful text formatting we see from our usual carebears.
Delete@Anon8:03
DeletePlease explain how your comment can be interpreted as anything other than "tears" with such classics as:
"No it's not!!" "You're lyieng!" "All you do is yap"
your attempts at correcting someone was wrong maria and yet you try to spin your way to being right ..... thats precious.
Deleteno tears "mouthpiece". just facts
Deleteyou don't gank ,youd don't take anything from those you don't gank
so you don't change a thing ,because to do so would require you to do more than just "yap" which is the only thing you do "mr mouthpiece".
now give your jaw a rest ang go do some more of nothing .
or you can always cry to me some more i'm loving it ......
@Anon5:03
Delete"Your attempts at correcting someone were wrong", you mean.
Please stand corrected.
@Anon5:08
DeleteYou're crying pretty hard there, champ.
"You're crying pretty hard there, champ."
Deletesays the "mouthpiece " desperately trying to make us believe he does anything but talk
keep those whines coming mouthy.
"You're lyieng!"
Deletethe infallible "mouthpeice" is not perfect either it seems.
well how about that :)
i do believe you mean "lying" please stand corrected.
go ahead correct my mistake "mr perfect"
Delete@Anon5:26
DeleteMiner, Calm down
thought so
Deletewhat ??? no lengthy speech about how perfect and "right" you and code always are "mouthpiece" i am shocked.
DeleteOh man. I really hope this ends up as a story where the miner decides to turn over a new leaf- and go on their first gank as an Agent of the New Order! Those stories are always the best!
ReplyDeleteOh man! I really hope this ends up with ming undocking and doing something for a change! I mean he has not done a thing in game for nearly a year. About time for him to undock, get ganked, and then cry about it for the next 3-4 months.
DeleteThese stories are the best by far, mings tears are so delicious!
Atention Agents:
ReplyDeleteLIBERTY is back and loosing mining barges again
https://zkillboard.com/kill/46771775/
Attention fake ming @ 5:58 and maria,
ReplyDeleteYou have been found "subhuman" by the New Order of Hitler. It has been deemed that you will be sentenced to die like the filthy dogs you are in accordance to the Final Solution. Now send this filth to the gas chamber, before its disease spreads!
I feel so socially isolated, because I never undock, and I'm still not on the top 10 douche bag list. Its okay though I have minerbumping blog to spam and pretend I'm really an agent, when all I am is loud mouth wannabee who lives in his parents basement :)
ReplyDeleteyeah james 315 you really should censor this fool, ^^
ReplyDeleteWhy should our Supreme Protector remove these tears ffrom the blog he created as a repository for carebear tears?
Delete-Oink
and once again you prove you are bunch of liars.
Delete"we don't do this for tears" they say .....
and yet.....
"the blog he created as a repository for carebear tears?"
@Anon4:57
DeleteWhat you don't understand is that Agents of the New Order are always right.
Therefore, when we make a contradiction, it is true. It is you whose has the inferior logic, so it is up to you to learn to understand it. Think of it like the Holy Trinity- It is three, but it is also one. This is true, except you may have a hard time with it, because you lack elevated understanding.
Buying a permit and following the Code can help with this.
"from a wordly point of view, there is no mistake
Deleteso great as that of being always right."
samuel butler
Kalynn Shardani, I'm going to have to ask you to "calm down."
ReplyDeleteIs my entire motivation for being an agent tear collection? No.
ReplyDeleteDo I enjoy tears? Of course.
Is one of the main purposes of this website to chronicle and catalog carebear tears? Duh.
-Galaxy Pig