As Agent TenThunders proves, it's never too early or too late to put aside carebearism in favor of actual gameplay.
Gurty Jones, who submitted a CODEdot alliance logo proposal to wide acclaim, echoes what TenThunders said.
Skeptics claim that the New Order isn't changing anything, and that we're merely spreading misery among tens of thousands of highsec players. Tell that to all of the former isk-grinders we've rescued.
Meanwhile, our march of progress continues unabated. Annah Tsero purchased 315 shares and earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us over the 604 billion mark. Annah really knows what she's doing! Do you?
The Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!
ReplyDeleteOOPS... Had too many cocks in my mouth again... What I meant to say was Fuck the code, The Code ALWAYS LOSES!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!
DeleteAnother Kalynn post detected.
DeleteFake ming @6:07 needs to hush.
DeleteWait. what did i just say? I don't even know myself anymore!
DeleteI am Jack's raging Fight Club Reference!
DeleteCode only wins when morons donate isk to a griefing cause, having said that some of our clients have used our corporation to donate to the New Order against our better judgement I might add. Our clients have to pay for the privilege for using our excellent service.
ReplyDeleteHowever the Free Systems of Panorad (FSOP) will never bow to the New Order. On a side note Minger Ming you need to do more on your killboards you cretin.
Your attempts at mis-direction is laughable at best.
DeleteYea, cause ming has been causing terror everywhere he goes (to bad he is docked all the time and not actuly a threat to anyone).
DeleteMing always loses, Always!
Dear Asia Leigh, We are not attempting to misdirect anyone. We state obvious facts and failings of the New Order and pass on messages from people who wish to remain anonymous. If someone wants to pay us to call ming a cretin or anything else as long as its not sexual or seriously abusive in nature then its a win win for us. Kind regards Rhalina Sedai. From the Free Systems of Panorad (FSOP)
Delete@ 9:00
DeleteI was talking about your obvious attempt to mis-direct our enforcement away from your operation to someone else's operation. (Assuming that there is even an operation in Panorad)
Whoever lives there must have really pissed you off, but alas we are not mercenaries and don't take contracts to get rid of competition for other miners. Unfortunately, you are going to have to deal with this problem yourself.
hmmm i seem to remember a certain individual offering mercenary services quite recently actually ..... wonder who that was? do you remember asia???
Delete>.>
DeleteWe are based out of Panorad, your spy network is pretty useless Asia Leigh.
DeleteRegards FSOP
Sure you are
DeleteFSOP = Free Systems of Panorad Pretty simple really. We are based out of those systems. We will not conform and in fact just about to make your life a little interesting.
DeleteFly Safe
Anonbear 1147:
DeleteInteracting with players instead of mining AFK?
Generating your own content and keeping it clean and free of base profanity?
You are following the Code without even realizing it.
WOOHOO!!!
ReplyDeleteAgain with the baseball bats... Dude, no one cares about your sick twisted fantasies... Please take them somewhere else...
Delete@Fake Alana - Get help.
Delete^^ This
DeleteI'm a rich rock-star lawyer teapartying like it's 1773
ReplyDeleteDown to 24 billion. I guess donations are starting to dry up. Time for james to make a fake story about how ming donated another 11 billion!
ReplyDeleteTreasury below 25B - Check
DeleteClueless carebear claims code is dying - Check
More tears about Ming's share purchase - Check
Yup, typical carebear Code is dying post.....
Asia cries because the treasury is below 25b - Check
DeleteShe remains clueless about code - check
Asia gives more tears about it - check
Yup, typical carebear crying about code...
Carebear attempts to copy an agents post to be funny and fails - Check
DeleteCarebear remains completely clueless about the code and its purpose - Check
Carebear shares his glorious tears for everyones ammusment - Check
Yup, typical carebear Grr, code post after losing a retriever to code.
The surest signs of the New Order's health and vitality are the ever-present claims by carebears that the New Order is dying. As long as their delusions persist, the New Order shall never die.
DeleteWhy is it that the only comeback that asia ever has when loosing an argument is "Lost a retriever"? I know your code and thus your iq is a bit low, but not everyone flies those things. I know coming up with new things is hard, but at least try asia.
DeleteWhy is it that the only comeback that anon 11:29 ever has when "loosing" an argument is crying about what I say? I know your AG and thus your IQ is a bit low, but not everyone cries like you do. I know coming up with new things is hard, but at least try Anon.
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DeleteClaims AG has to copy code.
DeleteCopies anon post...
Lots of fail there asia..
Calm down, miner
DeleteTry to come up with something new asia, that old saying is getting....well old.
DeleteHOW I'VE MISSED ~Code. WILL SOON BE BROKE~ ANON
DeleteBUT WAIT, WEREN'T YOU SINGING THIS TUNE THE LAST TIME THE TREASURY WAS DOWN TO 12BIL, THEN IT STARTED GOING BACK UP AGAIN AND YOU DISAPPEARED FOR A WHILE, THEN YOU REAPPEARAND RESUME DOOMSAYING WHEN THE TREASURY IS TWICE AS LARGE AS BEFORE?
-SORRY ABOUT MY STUCK CAPSLOCK, HEHE
-GALAXYI PIG
Annah Tsero seems "Subhuman" to me. You are hereby ordered to stand trial for your crimes against the New Order of Hitler. Your guilty, you will be sentenced to undergo medical experimentation until you have been tortured to death. Take "it" away, I can't stand to have this filty animal in my presence any longer!
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy that I can get an entire blog to listen to me, yet I never undock or do anything to actually help the code. I just run my mouth all day long to look like 'm important. I'm still sad about not being on the top 10 douche bag list, being scammed out of 11B ISK, and still living at home with my parnts in their basement :(
ReplyDeleteGANG BANG YAY!!!!!!!
DeleteWOW Kaylnn, you seem mad to keep post this crap.
DeleteButthurt -=M=- tears, best tears
DeleteIts not -=M=-, its Kalynn Shardani posting this filth.
DeleteAh, excellent! We have a name for this ass :D I would say War dec incoming, but she is probably hiding in an NPC corp, so...
DeleteIf only ming would join them.
DeleteLOL, has the comments section been taken over by fake agents.
DeleteOh, and Kalynn what is your fixation regarding intercourse and baseball bats? On second thought never mind.... I'm pretty sure I don't want to find out >.>
Fake asia @ 10:23 complains about fake agents *rolls eyes* go figure
Deleteminer, please calm down
DeleteYeah, Kalynn is in a NPC corp.
DeleteUgh, stop comparing Code to nazi's......i mean if you keep this up you will make nazi's actuly look good in history books.
ReplyDeleteNot implying, rather i was stating. Implying means its only possible, while stating means its real.
DeleteYou did make the comparison though... Same thing, nice try on spin though. Also I undock all the time, check my killboard for proof of this. Not sure where you get I'm afraid to undock from >.>
Deletethe scared to undock reference is aimed at ming i believe :)
DeleteMaybe if you would read instead of just posting asia you would see that was a reference to ming who is 'he who is to scared to undock'.
Delete#Asiafailsagain
Claims AG has low IQ
DeleteFails to read an entire post before replying
Looks the fool.
#Sillythingsasiadoes
Anon 12:19, 12:25
DeleteMiners, I'm going to have to ask you to please calm down.
Asia is turning into as much of a pocket repeat as ming used to be.
DeleteI know its hard to do asia, but do be a dear and come up with something new.
Glorious tears :D
DeletePlease keep providing more evidence that the code always wins.
I give Asia a score of f, f for fail.
DeleteWould score her higher, but she is not even trying.
Why do I have to try? You are giving me something to do while at work :D Thanks for entertaining me!
Deleteasia only works well when minger holds her hand, as you can see.
DeleteNope, wrong again anon @ 1:02 :D I don't require any hand-holding from Ming or anyone else for that matter. Thanks for being concerned though :)
DeleteAs a lawyer I view everyone else as subhuman and socialpaths
Deletei have a special kind of concern for those who think themselves superior asia. :)
DeleteCant u people donating to this cause realize what they r doing to destabalizer the highsec. Some poeple are just born stupid. The New Orders will not fix highsec they are just the griefing asholes of this game and will fade out eventually AS LONG AS YOU PEOPLE STOP GIVING THEM THE ISKS. OH MY GOD HOW OR INDEED WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? HOW DO YOU HAVE SPARE ISK TO JUST GIVE IT AWAY I JUST DONT GET IT.
ReplyDeleteANSWERS PLEASE.
Bula Kumamato
TLDR?
DeleteSorry I don't understand gibberish....
you should do asia ,you speak enough of it ... ;)
Delete@ anon 9:31 - You answered your own question! The purpose of the Code is to destabilize highsec. The New Order doesn't want a safe, boring, isk-grinding highsec, but rather a dangerous place with an active, interacting community of players that create their own content. Go play WoW or E:D or, even better, some singleplayer game, where there is no danger of losing everything you have, no scams, no tears, no fear nor suspense, no consequences to your actions. Let EVE be EVE, don't try to force it to be like every other MMO out there, please. :)
DeleteAnon@11:39 has the gist of it; we think highsec is way too safe and boring, and are trying to bring a bit of life to the afk grindfest that is highsec.
DeleteAs to why we give the New Order isk: because "keeping the game interesting" and "keeping eve alive" are causes we believe in wholeheartedly, so it's natural to donate to support them.
As to how we have spare isk: turns out that when you actually engage with the game and actively play it, you make more money. I'm pretty spacepoor, and even I manage to donate the odd 315M or billion here and there. It's ultimately not that much money, and it's for such a worthy cause!
Anon 9:31 and 10:14 http://www.quickmeme.com/img/87/87155a305956b1cfc439fc45986d447009ee0851e4327f8b6b267d0fdaea0e8e.jpg
ReplyDeleteTrolls please step up your game you are no longer interesting
ReplyDeletethen don't come here .
DeleteAnon @ 1:04 has a point, the trolling here is just as bad if not worse then the You-Tube comments....
Deletesurely you mean "than" not then ?? you being a perfectly superior member of code of course ?
Delete>.>
Deleteyep just as i thought asia :)
Deletemeh seems made up
ReplyDeleteNever ceases to amaze which articles the tear dispensers are attracted to. Keep up the good work fellow agents.
ReplyDeleteThe Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!
How long does it take Asia Leigh to take a shit?
ReplyDeleteAbout 9 months.
that seems unlikely unless she has a very poor diet
Delete* Golf Clap *
Delete* Yawn *
carebears cannot win
ReplyDeleteresort to vile posts on blog
the code always wins
Over the past month or so i have been silent (mostly) on here. "Why have you been silent -=M=-?" you might ask. As james would say, let me tell you a little story.
ReplyDeleteI have been quiet here because i have been busy paying attention to the ones code ganks and mistreats in game, and using this blog to keep track of just who gets abused. Over the past month or so i made a list of over 50 players abused by the criminals of code, and naturaly being -=M=-, i helped alot of them. Using my various alts, i got in touch with about 90% of the ones i tried to contact, and then helped them with isk, ships, and advice, lots of advice. Most of these former victims of code now know how to avoid code, and are playing the game peacefully. :)
I counted up 3.5B in isk, and slightly over 2b isk value in ships (Fully fit of course) that i provided to these honest people. May they play on long after code is a faint memory.
Oh yea, Code always loses, always! because they have the losers in their ranks.
Fly safe players of high sec (except code, your excluded)
-=M=-
P.S. Code, you may now begin with the flood of tears :)
If you would like to reimburse the last guy I ripped off, get in touch with Elias Saraki. He lost something like 80 billion ISK to us. I encourage you to do whatever you can to make him whole again.
DeleteWhat's that? You're too poor to help him recover?
What a terrible shame. Just terrible.
Glorious tears :D
DeleteSorry to get code so upset, but i give back to the game and the players. I could do like code and leach off newbie players, but i much rather ride the high road and help them :)
DeleteIf any in code are hard up for isk, let me know. I might be a soft heart enough to help you.
-=M=-
www.reddit.com/r/thathappened
DeleteI must admit, i like -=m=-'s style. He gives info on what he does against code, but keeps them from knowing everything. He is not totally anonymous, since he signs his posts, yet never tells them his true in game name, thus they cant do anything to stop him. Instead of fighting back against code with ships, which is pointless since code is ready to lose ships, he resuplies the ones they go after. Brilliant all around, masterful plan for fighting code. Good job mister -=m=-!! :)
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