Carlvagio, the New Order's third-largest shareholder, can see which way the wind is blowing. He purchased an additional 3,150 shares, further narrowing the gap between himself and the two shareholders above him. His purchase sent us over the 599, 600, 601, and 602 billion isk marks, earning him a Quadruple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
Your eyes do not deceive, and neither do I: The New Order has sold over 600 billion isk worth of shares! And we're already on our way to the 700 billion mark.
As a side note, I would like to point out that ikryeverytiem bought an additional 400 shares shortly before Carlvagio made his purchase, with the 400th share being the 598,999th share we've sold--just one short of the 599 billion mark. Never be afraid to go the extra mile. Every single share counts. What a close call! Always err on the side of buying too many shares, as if such a thing were possible. Our shareholders never err; they always win!
Trust. Security. Stability. Reliability. As an investor, Black Pedro values these things. No wonder he invested in another 835 shares. In doing so, he sent us over the 603 billion isk mark and earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Now that's how you manage a portfolio.
Congratulations Agents! Over SIX HUNDRED BILLION shares sold!
ReplyDeleteThe Code ALWAYS wins!!!! ALWAYS!!!!
Wonderful! Ever since I first started reading this blog and happened to find James 315 in his Stabber Fleet Issue enforcing his will with but a handful of dedicated agents, the carebear has proclaimed that destruction of the New Order is "coming soon" or "just around the corner".
ReplyDeleteAnd years later, we are here and still the same. All hail James 315 and the glory of the New Order!
And still only controlling less than 2% of Highsec...
DeleteWhen friends and allies help fund your project to the tune of 600,000,000,000.00 Isk the percentage of control pales in comparison to the amount of knowledge in every local channel in every high sec system.
DeleteAll it takes is for someone to say "Hello Code" in local and you'll get a conversation. A polarized one to be sure, but nothing in the history of New Eden has had such an impact.
Oh there were small inroads by Burn Jita - but that and the New Order are two different things. Burn Jita started out as a protest to CCP that they heard loud and clear. The New Order and Halaima Code Of Conduct however has changed the face of not just high sec, but null sec as well.
It has brought new player friendly corporations to null as it was apparent that the majority of high sec corp CEO's weren't living up to the standard that could see the corp go to null, WH or low sec. In fact many High Sec corporations don't even have that target in the first place - they just promise to keep doing the same two or three actions for ever without any mention of adaption or learning about the different game mechanics to keep their members interested and always learning.
With the rise of Karma Fleet, Brave and the PL sponsored new player corps - there is no reason to mindlessly mine in high sec for the profit of a few corp directors - IF they even know how to maximize the profits in the first place.
So many corporations build items for the sake of building items when selling the minerals would bring in more Isk value. A few corporations refine badly when it would make more sense to sell the ore in the first place, or not to mine at all and do something more fun and profitable for the rest of the corp.
Anonymous 9:25 PM - When you create content that brings in over 600 Billion Isk, maybe you'll start putting your name on what you bring to the fellow players of Eve Online.
Also, that 2% number is made up. It's supposed to be some reference about how only a small percentage of new players get ganked within their first 2 weeks, something like that, but carebears have tried to make it mean "only 2% effective LOL" or "LOL LOL LMAO ROFL ONLY CONTROL 2 PERCENT OF HIGHSEC LOL LOL LOL LOL". We control all of highsec, both through our moral authority and through the impact of our Agents. Any carebears who wish to insist otherwise are free to go mining in a Hulk and see what happens.
Deletekeep on jerking in that circle boys.
ReplyDeleteYour bitterness is delightful.
Deletebut code don't do all this for the "tears" of course ^^^
DeleteCorrect, the tears aren't everything. Think of them as a nice accompaniment to the destruction of bot and bot-aspirant matériel. Like a nice chianti with their liver and some fava beans.
Deleteyou wish you were half as famous or effective as hannibal the cannibal.
Deletedream on boys .lol
LOL! This coming from who? Oh wait! It's random anon number... whatever.
DeleteHey look everyone "The big mighty Colonel" has once again graced us with his presence and infinite wisdom and knowledge! You are so smart you should be a college professor instead of a code monkey wanker!
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bravo sir bravo !!
Delete600 Billion, well on our way to 700 Billion and above! Great work everyone!
ReplyDeleteThe code ALWAYS wins!!! ALWAYS!!!
Bah... I can run incursions 24/7 and make 600 bil in no time.
ReplyDeleteVeers always trolls... ALWAYS!!!
"The code ALWAYS wins!!! ALWAYS!!!" ah yes the mating call of the highsec code bot.
ReplyDeleteMiner, I'm going to have to ask you to please calm down.
DeleteWhat a lucky day not only did we get to hear the code bot mating call now we get to witness the code bot defense of squawking "miner calm down" anytime they are faced with the truth that the poor code bot can't defend against.
DeleteKeep your fingers crossed kids and maybe we will get a rare look into the mind of a code bot when they start defecating " tears are delicious" and then you can add the trifecta of Bot-aspirant behavior that code is so well know for.
anon I'm going to have to ask you to calm down
Delete@ anom 5:18
DeleteYour tears are glorious, please continue to entertain me!
Asia Leigh Do you have to be born stupid to join code. or do they offer lobotomy program to get new members down to the same low IQ?
DeleteSo says the AFK Anom miner >.>
DeleteWait so I am afk and mining and yet code has not blown me up. So you are admitting that code has failed. Good on you for seeing that admitting the problem is the first step in curing the problem.
DeleteNow if you need me I am in the ice belts come on by for a visit.
You must have blown up, otherwise you wouldn't be here entertaining me with your tears :D
DeleteNope sorry watching netflix still not blown up so I am going to give you some hints I am afk mining less than 5 jumps from jita If I have have still not blown up in lets say an hour I will add another hint and start putting semi expensive mod in my cargo hold the game is now on all you have to do is find and gank me.
DeleteSorry, don't live up there, but don't worry one of my fellow associates will be there to help you get code compliant shortly!
DeleteThat is a-ok just need code to come blow me up never had to be you in particular
DeleteI was listening to the radio on the way home from work this morning. Fight the Good Fight came on and I thought of how our agents are fighting the good fight; every minute, every day.
ReplyDeleteof course they are.(i am trying to keep a straight face here )
DeleteI understand. It is hard to keep your face from filling with pride when thinking of how the New Order is tirelessly and selflessly fighting the good fight to save Hisec.
Deleteyeah because that's what i was doing *smirk*
Deleteeven now he still can't help himself
DeleteWOOHOO!!!
ReplyDeleteAmazing how 'good' code is supposedly doing, yet donations to code are at all time lows, the balance is nearly at all time lows, and james has to scrape the bottom of the barrel for any kill mails. I wander high sec all the time looking for even a hint of code outside of a few and rare systems (where they hide) and its rare i see any code at all. Yea, code is doing good lately.
ReplyDeleteHaha, the infamous "Code is dying" carebear routine.
DeleteIt always comes up whenever the wallet goes below 30 billion, and then, magically, the wallet goes back up to around 70 billion.
Isn't this always how it works?
Oh, but I'm ~sure~ this time will be different.
Also, if you wish to see what a dead rebel movement looks like, you can see it here in all its glory:
DeleteThe "Heroes" of Highsec
Or you can just go to this web address since it seems like that link doesn't work.
Deletewww.heroesofhighsec.com
You could always pop up to Panorad and enjoy our CODE free mining policy.
DeleteI don't know who in Panorad pissed you off, miner, but attempted misdirection isn't the way to solve your problems. If you have issues with the local miners, make a ganking alt and blow them up yourself. Don't expect to be able to manipulate your betters into doing your work for you.
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