Few understand this better than Agent Galaxy Pig. Deeply moved by the Code's graces, Galaxy Pig created living artwork to express what the Code means to him.
With the aid of a canine Agent, Galaxy Pig repeatedly bumped a flock of geese who were mining for worms without a permit. (Disclaimer: No waterfowl were harmed in the making of this production.) One can't help but be struck by the dignity with which the geese responded to being bumped. Miners, who occupy a lower position in the highsec hierarchy than geese do, could learn a lot from them.
BONUS!
Agent loyalanon is frequently cited as the #1 PvP'er in EVE today. He is one of the most famous men ever to have played EVE. Surrounded by the grandeur of the modern highsec built by the New Order, he manages to remain humble. How is this possible? By remembering his roots.
Our Agents never forget where they came from--nor the Code that brought them to their present glory.
Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.
That picture is pure inspiration.
ReplyDeleteEven if I dont like this "praise james" thing, i like how you guys present your actions.
ReplyDeleteOh my! No life in real life?
ReplyDeleteBut they are still liars, and pirates...
ReplyDeleteGalaxy, you made me giggle. I don't giggle. Darn you!
ReplyDeleteGreat artwork too. I like the brooding noir feel of the picture. Another one for the EVE Pic Folder!
Admittedly, loyalanon is quite famous and many people know his name. However, if you asked 100 EVE players to describe him in one word (or multiple words even), I'm guessing "humble" doesn't get mentioned.
ReplyDeleteThe video was ridiculous, but fun !
ReplyDeletePoor geese !
ReplyDeleteThose geese better get mining permits. Agent Galaxy Pig and his partner are quite a dynamic duo.
I agree. And Tater is the cutest agent around !
DeleteDescribe loyalanon in one word - The Code Always Wins!!!!!!!
DeleteYou know Wolf, you are Loyalanon. Besides, your characters aren't the idiots. It's the person who plays them that is the idiot. Case in Point: "Describe loyalanon in one word - The Code Always Wins!!!!!!!" which is 4 words. L2C.
DeleteBesides, describing Loyalanon in one word: Sociopath.
Crocodiles are often reported to have a bite strength of 3,700 psi when chomping down on their victim. This tremendous amount of force allows them to hold fast to their prey as they rip it apart by brute force.
DeleteThat display of mandibular power, however impressive, nevertheless pales in comparison to that displayed by Butthurt Miner as he took that bait.
AG takes the bait AGAIN XD XD
DeleteNow you are bumping geese who are foraging for food? Really? What the fuck is wrong with you? Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals. Geese are animals, they don't need permits to "mine for worms." They don't even understand the concept of a mining permit. They are birds after all.
ReplyDeleteI found this funny.... "Miners, who occupy a lower position in the highsec hierarchy than geese do..." which is interesting since miners are human beings, Jimmy boy himself is presumably a human, and his agents are supposedly human as well, the only conclusion that I can draw from this is that James is claiming that geese are above humans.
But then again, we all know that DJ Entropy is the one who writes this blog. So whatever he's been taking since that meltdown he had last year, I want some.
We're all humans. Some of us are just more human than others.
Delete@Anon 4:27 AM
DeleteHmm... I must have hit a nerve there.
@Anon 4:54 AM
That I agree with.
wow butthurt sounds really angry. sucks to be him.
Deletethe funny part is he thinks his trolling is pro. dude didn't even know what doxxing is.
DeleteAs far as I know, geese are classed as 'fowl' rather than animals.
DeleteBut the real reason for my clattering the keys here today is your mention of the much-missed DJ Entropy. What an indefatigable warrior for The Code he was! I greet you, DJ, wherever out there you may be!
Actually, "bumping" geese off of private land using canines in regions where it is illegal to outright shoot them is legal and a pretty well-paying business in some jurisdictions. It's also absolutely vital near airports as those flying stomachs will gladly take down a jumbo jet when it gets sucked in to the engine.
DeleteThere are plenty of other places for them to graze "without a permit."
That said, where I live now they are a nuisance animal, overpopulated, and quite frankly culling their numbers would be welcome.
Where I used to live, they were delicious.
"Right now I have half a mind to turn your ass into the authorities for cruelty to animals"
DeleteHe definitely only has half a mind.
Those geese are more aware of their surroundings than the typical high sec miner, so I guess you can say they are above miners
DeleteLoves me some salty carebitch tears :)
DeleteThat butthurt miner overfloweth
Anon 8:51PM
DeleteIt's called trolling. Considering that you cared enough to respond, I win.
Mmmmm final tears?
DeleteButthurt anon tears best tears
DeleteBreaking News:
ReplyDeleteGeneva, Switzerland
A spoiled rich 20 year old named James 315, who's father has showered him with extravagant gifts has been arrested for insurance fraud after he had three people torch his $250,000 Ferrari because he wanted a newer model. Unfortunately for James, the entire plan backfired as the entire incident was captured on security cameras. If convicted, he faces 10 months in jail, 22 months of probation, and a $35,000 fine. James 315 received five luxury cars, a $30,000,000 portfolio, and a $1,000,000 house from his father.
Spoiled little rich kid indeed.
AG are getting salty XD XD
DeleteThere's a reason the deadly sins are deadly.
DeleteAnon 4:24 PM
DeleteIt was your mom I was talking about.
The articles are a great afternoon read for me. The comment section... pure gold.
ReplyDeleteI always thought these posts would make great bedtime stories for the kids. Retold in fairytale format, with the heroic Agents always winning vs the barbarian grrrgon-butthurtminer-ag-M sickos.
DeleteShould help the young ones learn valuable lessons in conduct, and give them sweet dreams for the night.
With some age appropriate editing to clean up the butthurtminer and M-anon tears or course. Don't want to scar the children and all.
From the size of the shadow and the sound of the panting (not the dog's), it sounds like this agent might want to consider bumping the plate away from him a little sooner during mealtime.
ReplyDeletePost your vid so we can see how fit your are. Until then, how about bumping your mom off my junk for a spell.
DeleteThe geese by me don't give a fuck, and wouldn't be chased off by Agent Tater.
ReplyDeleteGeese are animals, they don't need permits to mine for worms. They don't even understand the concept of a mining permit. They are birds after all. guided waterfowl hunts
ReplyDeleteI like your blog information is very interesting and modern, I love your blog...duck hunting
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