Good point! If anyone can come up with an answer for that, I'd love to hear it.
The bounty system continues to deliver justice, though perhaps not the kind of justice intended by the carebears...
In keeping with our traditional transparency, the miner whose money was used to purchase shares was fully informed.
And that brings us to today's Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Agent loyalanon purchased 2,000 more shares on behalf of his corporation, The Conference Elite, the most elite PvP corp in EVE today. If you're running a PvP corp/alliance and looking for ways to make it more elite, a useful lesson can be gleaned from this: Purchase New Order shares and watch your line members become more elite by the day.
loyalanon's purchase sent us past the 742 and 743 billion isk marks. I said we were going to have a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ today, and as it turns out, we get a little bonus. It's a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™!
But wait, there's more!
BONUS!
In case you're a rebel or skeptic who questions the elite PvP credentials of The Conference Elite or the New Order in general, don't assume you can get away with it. The New Order always has proof for its claims. Behold this footage, taken by loyalanon himself:
Ganking a freighter is elite enough, but a double freighter gank? That's bonus elite.
But wait, there's more!
BONUS BONUS!
Sasha Nyemtsov is at it again. This time, he has brought his talents to the Three Years of the Code post.
The climax of this essay (the now-famous "yellow dot" speech) put Sasha to the test. He passed with flying colors.
But wait, there's more!
BONUS BONUS BONUS!
The EVE community fell in love with Agent Harlequin Croft after reading the A Snowball's Chance in Highsec series right here on MinerBumping. However, there's always some crazies out there who want to assassinate a celebrity. The Probe-class frigate used by Harlequin to launch her famous snowballs came under attack by a rebel, who tried to suicide gank her.
Harlequin activated her dash cam to record what happened next. Did the Probe survive? Spoiler alert: The Code ALWAYS wins.
My day is always a little brighter when James 315 shines a light on it.
ReplyDeleteHello Harlequin, nice to see your recording on that one! I actually frapsed it too, funnily enough.
DeleteThe Catalyst is an alt character of mine, and I've been successfully murdering some gank-scouts with it in the last week. (you're the only survivor!)
You can also find a small battle report, written by me, about this hilarious engagement at the end of this post: http://www.gankerjamming.com/2015/09/skiff-stories-strange-case-of-dr.html
I had a good laugh that day.
gf again
-Az
Oh boy! Another so-called "Anti-ganker" with a blog.
DeleteI can't wait for the New Order to win all over that as well!
@ MingTso
Deleteganker, calm down.
I reached my goal in Balle that day. It's all there, in that short battle report which can be found at the end of the post I linked above. :)
I will continue to disrupt his ganks. Should you have any problems with my way of Highsec content creation aka the troubles that I caused to his ganks that day alone, feel free to complain to CCP.
Kind regards,
-Az.
This is awesome! If you need some assistance I would love to help out. I'll send you an email.
DeleteWhy call ming a ganker? Ming is nothing. All he does is stay docked, ganker indeed! Even carebears are more active then ming. Please get that correct Azov Rassau.
Delete-=M=-
Yes, very true, Agent Harlequin, he bathes the whole of Highsec in Mercy and Benevolence, carried on waves of brilliant light (and anti-matter).
ReplyDeleteReally enjoyed this Bonus Bonanza!
Ok, I actually had to laugh at that, but let me correct you on something:
DeleteNo, all lies, agent Harlequin, he bathes the whole of Highsec in his own piss and malice, carried on by the pits of darkness (and his shit).
Hopefully, you enjoy this enlightenment.
This is another quality trollific post from your friends at Carebears United.
We are many. We are strong. The code will fall. The code will fail. A free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
Lol pedobears united! I see this going bad fast, if they ever log in and undock.
DeleteI see BM's idea of a quality post hasn't improved.
DeleteWe are many. We are strong. The code will fall. The code will fail. A free highsec is worth fighting for. Saving highsec from the savior of highsec, one carebear at a time.
DeleteAmen!
Very uplifting! Time to purchase more shares!
ReplyDeletethe bonuses made me hard :)
ReplyDeleteAs to the question posed by Zopiclone as to who would NOT like to purchase some new order shares, I have an answer for you: Me.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't jamie, I refuse to waste good Isk on trash like shares in the new order...
ReplyDeleteAntiganking fails - AGAIN
ReplyDeleteWhy does AG think they can stop a single freighter gank when they cant even stop a DOUBLE freighter gank XD XD
AG is defeated AGAIN
We save some. Some we can't save. It's hard to save people who are stupid. Like this idiot: https://zkillboard.com/kill/48454730/
DeleteToday is the day that we celebrate CODE, on 9-11 we celebrate the suicide ganker day.
ReplyDelete14 Years ago a few suicide gankers flew their flying ships into the greedy money grubbing heart of all carebears, the Suicide Ganking was born.
Today james is your day, thank you for showing yet again what an asshole you are for supporting 9-11-2001 everyday in eve by blowing up people making money.
ALLAH AKBAR, james 315
Get help.
DeleteWow look at all this fake complimentary salt being thrown our way fresh with a squeeze of real pain thrown in there, because, you know, that's what you do when money is so important to you it eclipses personal relationships.
DeleteReading comments by these "people," who are petty enough to compare the loss of their precious space pixels to 9/11 never, ever, stops being funny.
It's why this great and glorious insitution exists this day, and will for all the days to come.
Why would anyone play a terrorist in a video game???
DeleteIf you could live forever and be anything in this glorious sanbox called Eve, you would choose a terrorist???
I feel exactly the same way except replace instances of "terrorist" with "high sec carebear".
Delete-Galaxy Pig
ming tso,
DeleteNobody had any compliments to be had, the planes flew into a commercial building (carebears) by people who believe differently (code)
feel free to justify or twist and turn :)
Galaxy pig
Lets not forget that all that code does falls under piracy, henceforth its know as a form of terrorisme nomather the message you wish to spread. even isis just wants to spread their message doing it the bad way just like code.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom-fighter. We fight to free high sec of the putrid care bear culture, (we're winning too)
DeleteThe only question is which side are you on, and who's on that side with you?
-Galaxy Pig
Every day, you gank my dear Bellatrix Invicta.
DeleteDon't forget to say your ALLAH AKBAR before you blow up you pixels :)
Such bitterness. Such spiteful hate. All this over a computer game. You carebears crack me up. LOL!
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