Papers, Please

Since the dawn of the Code, carebears have petitioned our Agents, wrongly believing that it's against the EULA to bump, gank, and sell permits. There are countless rebels out there who really think that we're breaking the rules, and that CCP is just a few petitions away from finally shutting down the New Order for good.

To those carebears, I would recommend reading this tweet from CCP Shadowcat:

Agent Franky Jaeger thoughtfully issued a mining permit to CCP Shadowcat during the EVE Berlin event. Let's get a close-up on that permit:

Everything is there, with typical New Order efficiency and bureaucratic precision. Looks official to me. It must be; it's laminated!

Rebels and bot-aspirants, look upon that tweet and despair. You think we're a bunch of EULA-violating griefers? Not even close. Here you see a CCP dev holding a New Order permit and beaming with pride. We are valued content creators.

Still only 10 million isk per year, folks.