Chronic Widow was a rebel and an outspoken critic of the New Order. As time went on, however, she began to see the wisdom of complying with the Code.
Rarely in history do we find a people who benefit so much from being conquered.
The generosity of our Agents is inspiring. Embracing New Order culture, Chronic Widow wanted to be generous, too. She decided to pay double.
This entire conversation took place in local chat. Benjamin Callahan, an outspoken rebel himself, could do nothing but sadly watch the transformation of highsec take place. That's the Anti-Ganker, anti-Code, anti-Order resistance in a nutshell: Sadly watching.
But wait, there's more! In the New Order, there's always more.
The next day, Chronic Widow awoke for the first time as a Code-compliant miner. She was so much happier to start her day with the Code that she sent Bellatrix a special gift.
Imagine this scenario repeating itself on a loop and you'll understand why highsec is filled with enthusiasm these days.
It's raining Catalysts! Hallelujah!
ReplyDeleteI AM ELECTRIC JESUS
ReplyDeleteCompliance is a beautiful thing.
ReplyDeleteActually code compliance is a myth, basically another one of those lies that jamie likes to tell...
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Deletetissue anyone? for tears of joy!
ReplyDeleteIts a shame Anti-ganking has no real effect. otherwise they would have better prizes for concord killmails instead of 100,000isk blueprint copies XD XD
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh... Military-grade tears. There's nothing quite like it.
ReplyDeletemeh. Seems made up. Not just this self-trolling but the story too.
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ReplyDeleteI don't know who you are, but I'm proud of you.
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And here we have another example of code ganking some innocent player who is keeping to themselves to push them to code's point of view of how the game should be played. I'm sorry, but this is a game, and it's a sandbox. If you don't like how people play the game, then that is too bad.
ReplyDeleteSo tell me something... Have any of you code fucks decided to pay your subscription fees yet? Or are you still robbing haulers to fund your accounts. After all, legitimate pirates you guys are not.
I'm confused. If CODE payed for their accounts by robbing haulers, wouldn't that make them legitimate pirates by definition?
Delete@Butthurt Miner
DeleteI don't mean to call you a retard, but If we didn't pay our subscription fees, we wouldn't be playing. Retard.
@Bellatrix,
DeleteOk, that makes you a legitimate player, barely.
@Ming
I don't mean to call you a cowardly cunt, but try undocking sometime and play for your cause. Cowardly cunt.
Besides, to throw it back in your face, I personally know some people who plex their accounts and never spend one cent on sub fees. So who's the retard now?
@Toriessian
Now that is a very good question, so let me answer it. The code fags justify their suicide ganking by using the so called 'code' as a role playing device, hence the permits and such. The permits are not worth the bytes they occupy, so they will gank full and empty freighters alike, permit or no permit. Based on this, they just play to grief other players and call it fun.
Now actual pirates don't give a shit about code, griefing, or permits. All they want is profit and they will gank based on potential profit. So an industrial, say a Iteron Mark 5, carrying 10M worth of stuff is generally safe from pirates because it's not worth their while. But the same industrial carrying 1 billion worth of merchandise, and/or a plex or two is a gank magnet for pirates because they will want that to either 1) sell on the market or 2) plex their account.
I'm confused, what's the big deal about how people pay their subs? Why are you so hung up on this? This is a legit question, could you please answer as clearly as you can?
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meh, definitely made up. Jamey is still struggling for find new material.
ReplyDeleteNice to know that "Chronic Widow" is one of your many, many alts.
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