Thursday, October 1, 2015

Over Seven Hundred Fifty-Six Billion in Shares Sold

Want some financial advice? Follow Malon Kreed's example: He bought New Order shares, and then bought some more--all in the same month! Malon's purchase of 215 additional shares was also well-timed, as it earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for sending us past the 752 billion isk mark.

So much can be said about the great DJ FunkyBacon. Until his final show last week, he was a mainstay of EVE Radio. As a CSM member, he argued passionately in favor of common sense and sanity (neither of which always enjoyed majority support). To FunkyBacon's list of accomplishments we can now add that he is a shareholder of the New Order of Highsec. His purchase of 4,000 shares sent us over the 753, 754, 755, and 756 billion isk marks and merited a Quadruple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Rumor has it that FunkyBacon's stock purchase was negotiated as part of a deal to buy laminated New Order mining permits. It is fitting that an EVE icon such as DJ FunkyBacon would take a seat of honour on our Shareholders list. Each day, EVE becomes more and more centered around the activities of the New Order.

3 comments:

  1. meh seems made up and a scam to me

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    1. To your kind, it would

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    2. Honestly, I don't understand how anyone can think that the New Order is still a scam after three years of doing exactly what we say we're going to.

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