The Hero from Lowsec, Part 1

Bing Bangboom > Miner of Kino ! By choosing to mine in this New Order system you have agreed to follow the New Halaima Code of Conduct.
Bing Bangboom > www.minerbumping.com
Bing Bangboom > Each miner must have a one year mining permit, available from any Agent of the New Order for 10,000,000 ISK.
Bing Bangboom > Any miner without a permit is subject to bumping or ganking.

You hear that? It's the sound of Order being established.

Agent Bing Bangboom was among the first to join the New Order. He's seen carebears do a lot of crazy, bot-aspirant stuff over the years, yet he has never for one second lost faith in highsec's potential. He remains absolutely convinced that highsec is worth fighting for.

Nero Jove > Bing doesnt your constant citing of your cult leaders rhetoric get old?
Nero Jove > for you i mean
Nero Jove > certainly old for me
Bing Bangboom > Miners complain that they haven't been asked to buy a permit before they die.
Bing Bangboom > I don't want anyone to not understand what's going on here.

A rebel popped up, making some complaints about the local Code enforcement in Kino. Bing effortlessly dismissed the carebear's hypocrisy and resumed his important work.

Bing Bangboom > Kill: Leiah0 Skywalkah (Retriever) no permit.
Leiah0 Skywalkah > new halaima code of conduct really?
Bing Bangboom > its all at www.minerbumping.com
Leiah0 Skywalkah > i already read it. one sexually frustrated mans attempt at making himself feel important on the internet
Leiah0 Skywalkah > eventually this world is going to be gone and none of this shit is going to matter

After being penalized for mining without a license, Leiah0 Skywalkah wasted no time in giving voice to her nihilism. Billions of years from now, the loss of her Retriever--and everything else--will have been meaningless. What a downer. Is holding to such a philosophy worth it, just to avoid paying for a 10 million isk permit?

Bing Bangboom > Leiah0 Skywalkah it matters now
Bing Bangboom > and has, for the last three years
Bing Bangboom > Welcome to the future!
Leiah0 Skywalkah > no it doesnt' i could quit eve lol
Bing Bangboom > Why do miners think that threatening to quit means anything to anybody?

Robbed of the ability to mine in highsec without a permit, Leiah0 was almost ready to quit the game forever. Bing was unmoved. His eyes were on the prize: 100% Code-compliance in Kino.

Nero Jove > well bing if large numbers of people quit this game amid slow downs in recruiting new players then it is lost for everyone that enjoyed it
Nero Jove > so douche bag behavior is NOT wanted
Nero Jove > so to dumb it down quit being a douche bag
Bing Bangboom > its players that think they can siddle up next to an asteroid in a 35 million ISK ship, start the lasers and then go do the laundry who are killing Eve.
Bing Bangboom > We are saving highsec and Eve at the same time.
Nero Jove > ear plugs going in

As usual, the rebels disengaged once Bing won the debate. EVE isn't the only thing that carebears quit when they lose.

Leiah0 Skywalkah > and i wasnt' doing laundry either
Bing Bangboom > you were AFK
Leiah0 Skywalkah > you want me to orbit or some shit
Leiah0 Skywalkah > and the no language are you muslim?
Leiah0 Skywalkah > because i just purchased this ship and was in disbelief

Still reeling from her loss, Leiah0 struggled to understand what had happened. She surmised that Islam might've had something to do with it.

Leiah0 Skywalkah > if i wanted to get mirked i'd go to low sec
Bing Bangboom > I mean, you come into a New Order system... and then do the specific thing we don't allow....
Bing Bangboom > it was sort of inevitable.
Leiah0 Skywalkah > you're making it impossible for people to get established and preying on the same people
Bing Bangboom > only bot aspirants.
Leiah0 Skywalkah > you're already doing a shitty thing

It had been seven months since Leiah0 joined EVE, and she was still trying to master the art of highsec mining. Another example of the New Order picking on newbies.

Leiah0 Skywalkah > where can i go to seek refuge from the halaima code
Bing Bangboom > well, we are the New Order of Highsec... so.
Bing Bangboom > leave highsec
W0lf Crendraven > lol
W0lf Crendraven > as if
W0lf Crendraven > you guys suck
W0lf Crendraven > and do nothing

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a mysterious champion appeared. W0lf Crendraven happened to be passing through Kino on his way back from lowsec. His indignation was mightily aroused by Bing's uncouth treatment of Leiah0 Skywalkah.

Leiah0 Skywalkah > whatever im just going to leave kino lol
W0lf Crendraven > if they bump you or gank you just pick another highsec syste
W0lf Crendraven > a few jumps away
Leiah0 Skywalkah > thanks are you in a corp wolf?
W0lf Crendraven > yes
Bing Bangboom > I suggest Kamio
W0lf Crendraven > Vii- belt 6, come and duel me m8
Bing Bangboom > duel? How quaint

W0lf advised his young charge that the New Order lacked the manpower to patrol more than a small number of systems; a few jumps in any direction would see her safely delivered from their clutches. The grateful carebear offered her thanks to her unexpected rescuer. But W0lf's work wasn't done yet. He aimed to put a stop to Agent Bing's villainy once and for all. W0lf challenged Bing to a duel. At stake was the honour of Leiah0 Skywalkah and the rest of Kino's miners.

To be continued...