...and then there are the highsec miners.
n4DuL and his fellow carebears, I'm afraid, have a case of grinch-itis.
An apt corp name. I guess "Scrooge, Inc." and "Humbug Unlimited" were already taken.
During the holiday season, people do think more about family.
"Things heating up in this system," indeed. If only there was enough heat to warm up jamesh Poljus's cold heart, even by a degree.
Someone's getting Veldspar in his stocking this year.
Agent Krominal received an alarming notice from SawZaw. Somehow the miner knew ahead of time that CCP was going to ban everyone. He must have inside info. Why would he lie? Maybe it was a CSM leak.
Highsec carebear to-do list:
1. Make RL death threats.
2. Threaten to get other players banned.
Maybe you recognize what game this is from? Let's take a closer look at that dialog box:
What if every multiplayer video game had a staff of Agents dedicated to the Code? Sounds like a good idea.
Always read the fine print. Read item #2. That's a 75% mining tax. Typical newbie-friendly highsec corp. These are the corps who say they need to be protected in order to improve player retention.
Then again, the CEO is Code-compliant. Teaching newbies the Code is definitely worth 75% of what they earn.
1. Make RL death threats.
2. Threaten to get other players banned.
3. Accuse others of being bullies.
A bio can either contain a permit or a bullseye. Your choice, miners.
These tears are as salty as regular conversation in the antiganking channel!
ReplyDeleteGonna need more sandbags from Home Depot to keep all this water out
DeleteDon't worry, I have one of those Harbor Freight Tool pumps that I can use to give you a douche and enema with.
DeleteA bio can only contain a permit or a bullseye? Then it is a bullseye for me, I refuse to support or follow your bull$hit...
ReplyDeleteThank you for providing traffic to the official website of the New Order. Your support for the Code is appreciated. Please let us know when you are ready to purchase a permit.
DeleteCarebears coming to the minerbumping site while generating traffic through there anonymous tears XD
Delete"Then it is a bullseye for me" -Anonymous
Delete#minerlogic
Anonymous miner, we're really going to need you to please take a moment to calm down. Permits are only ten million ISK per year, and we are running a holiday special where you can purchase twenty permits for the low cost of two hundred million ISK. There has never been a better time to get a permit for yourself and your friends!
DeleteMerry Christmas and Happy Holidays to my amazing New Order family!
ReplyDeleteAnd what game is that screenshot? O.o It looks like a long way from New Eden.
Runescape
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ReplyDeleteThen again, the CEO is Code-compliant. Teaching newbies the Code is definitely worth 75% of what they earn."
da fuq? how can the ceo of such a corp be compilant? he obviously only has the permit in his bio, not the code in his heart.
the permit needs to be revoked and the corp needs to burn.
Before you go an do something like war dec me, please come talk to me. Yes I did have this rule in the beginning, but I removed it due to the fact that it is completely unfair and I want my corp to survive. I rather have no money myself and have a healthy profitable corp then have a lot of money and no corp at all. There were even messages that were sent out and the rule was taken out of the rule bulletin. If my corp mate had actually been paying attention to the corp mails and to corp chat then i'm sure they would have noticed and realized that the rule was no longer there.
DeleteWhat if every multiplayer video game had a staff of Agents dedicated to the Code? Sounds like a good idea.
ReplyDeleteyeah.... how about NO! (and i do not mean new order)
Thank you for providing traffic to the official website of the New Order. Your support for the Code is appreciated. Please let us know when you are ready to purchase a permit.
ReplyDeleteMy body is ready
DeleteHi,
ReplyDeletei want to praise James315 words in the region of Kor-Azor, do i need to display a miningpermit to be a legitimated ganker of the new order?
No permit is ever necessary to do God's and James' good work.
DeleteAll players should carry a Mining Permit, however; it is not required to be an Agent of the New Order. Some scholars believe that an Agent's daily gank constitutes a daily operating permit as homage to James 315.
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