-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Some carebears need an attitude adjustment. How can they justify refusing to pay for a mining permit while they enjoy the benefits of what the New Order brings to highsec? Such hypocrisy deserves a response. Here are a handful of the responses we delivered during the week of January 17th @ 00:00 EVEtime through January 23rd @ 23:59 EVEtime.
Parasect007 got stealth-bombed into oblivion by Agents Ryan Aego, Zuzu Aqua, Zula Terra, Zahard Ignis, Gentaros, Velia Canus, Ben Li, and Kristopher Rocancourt. Ben Li's comment: "Hyperdunking is gone, but I'm still around." He also handled the bumping, the warp-in, and the looting for this kill. Is there anything our Agents can't do?
As Parasect007's freighter was being bumped, our heroes offered him a way out. He wasn't interested.
In a shocking twist, a carebear got himself killed because he was too calm!
"Really?" was his reaction when the stealth bombers landed and opened fire. Sadly, his calmness ended then.
Brutus Sklortat was one of those "sneaky" freighter pilots who try to trick our Agents. We'll see why in a moment. For now, bask in the glory of a fine freighter ganked performed by Agents Jason Kusion, BoneyTooth Thompkins ISK-Chip, Fabulous Andy, Ricki Lake Show, The O'Reilly Factor, Joel Kusion, Justin Kusion, SynthiaGreey, Jake Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Engin Can, Bob Painter, Jayson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Davian Thule Pirkibo, Jackson Kusion, Shazna Solta, Pure Whyte, Johnathan Kusion, Unfit ForDoody, marcusluv stradius, Inspector Implant, Amanantian, and Zentar Zex.
The New Order is all about transparency. Modern highsec is built on trust. Why couldn't this carebear respect that?
He was able to hide his precious loot from the killmail, but not from our Agents. They recovered an entire fleet from his wreck!
Speaking of fleets, the Kusion clan got a lot of action this week when an incursion spawned next door to Uedama. A large number of decadent, arrogant, entitled incursion runners were seen autopiloting around the area. One of them was Miss Tyv of the ominously named Responding Requires Movement corp. How can a Vindicator be so blingy and so fail-fit at the same time? She was taken down by Agents Jason Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Justin Kusion, Joel Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jayden Kusion, and Johnathan Kusion. As a bonus, her 788 million isk pod was also removed from the field.
Ming Blitz or Mining Blitz? Either way, she found herself on the receiving end of emergent content generated by Agents Rick Therapist and Brutal Anna. Once again, a ship managed to be both blingy and utterly fail-fit. What could be worse than mining with a 784 million isk Retriever? Wait, carebears, don't answer that--
...Ugh. Long-time readers know I have a special feeling of disappointment reserved for the pilots of mining battleships. DEATH-4YOU didn't exactly live up to her name when she chose to become a miner and repurposed her combat ships. Agents Zopiclone and MARY POPPINZ would not let this stand.
Judging by her ship's name, DEATH-4YOU knew she was tempting fate.
Marcus Kron of the bot-aspirant lkjg corp was caught with a 3.4 billion isk pod. It contained a lot of expensive, missile-related implants. Obviously he didn't need those if he was going to be AFK all the time. Agent ST0NER SMURF loves helping players get a fresh start, so he reset Marcus' pod. Now Marcus can enjoy building a new one!
Another week of victory for the mighty code alliance and the new order of high sec!!!
ReplyDeleteWe enjoy your tears. Did you ever get unbanned by CCP?
DeleteHey! Nathan g Foxbolt is back. How long they let you out for, dumbass? Or did you escape the looney bin?
DeleteCode fails more than it wins. They don't publish failures on here, which is why nobody respects them.
Delete@2:16 Oh no but you've got it all wrong, you know what they say about bloggers such as James don't you. Bloggers are just failed writers. He does not write books, he is not a screenwriter, so therefore the last three or four years he has spent on this silly little blog just shows how much of a fail his whole life is. Always failing never winning, all winning is just delusional and pretend. And you know what, I bet James is not even his real name because he is a coward and sometime soon hopefully when the fat fuck dropdeads, all his little bot followers will forget about him, and even if they don't nobody knows his name so when the bastard drops dead, there won't be celebrations in EVE, because who is going to remember a silhouette.
DeleteHe needs to be locked away with all those people he pretends he locked away.
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DeleteKeep going! Don't stop now!
@2:21 Oh, but you are even nastier. I heard that you shoved a grenade up into your mom's twat, pulled the pin, and then let James 315 have his way with her. That's how her shit got blown up and James 315 became a eunuch.
DeleteMeh, seems made up. Sure those aren't your alts? They look pretty fake.
ReplyDeleteMiner, calm down....
ReplyDeleteI'LL CALM YOUR FUCKING FACE IN!
ReplyDeleteWe insist that you calm down carebear. Your salt content seems rather High. Its not good for your health.
ReplyDeleteNice keyboard bashing.
ReplyDeleteDo a barrel roll!
ReplyDeleteNathan G. Newsome. AKA Admiral Foxbolt. You attempted to change the game to fit your playstyle only to make money for yourself and serve your self interests, when you should have learned to use the rules to your favor and fight back. You have been kicked from the game. Why troll a website that has nothing to do with you?
ReplyDeleteYou are not AG, you are not HSM, you are not NO, you are not CODE., you are not a goon, you are not a member of MoA, you are not even anything: you are nothing in Eve and you are not missed.
As Smeagol once said to Gollum, "Go away and never come back!"
Someone seems to be suffering from salt depravation. Poor miner. Someone please give him some salt.
ReplyDeleteThe salt thing is officially dumb now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your tears
Delete@ concerned citizen. He is batshit insane and probably escaped from a mental facility right now.
ReplyDeleteAnd, he is not trolling as much as sperging and having an episode. I am telling you, he is no shit, RL, rubber room insane.
Came for great killmails and impotent carebear wailing in the comments. Left satisfied. The Supreme Protector always delivers!
ReplyDeleteFor anyone that does not know who nathan g foxbolt is.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.minerbumping.com/2015/11/crazy-like-foxbolt-part-1.html?m=1
Tha guy is a salt mine. Crazy as hell. Look up his youtube and just watch him. It is kinda uncomfortable to watch, that level of 'bliss'.
Did anyone ever hear if it was a head injury or was he just special?
It's funny how you spout such zealot crap and you are just terrorists. You may as well call yourself ISIS. You follow the same code, you are suicide bombers, you spout the same belief in your own false religion. You try to take over in an area already at peace and call it progress, but you cause only hatred and aggression. Call yourself what you truly are. TERRORISTS. your ISIS with a new name. If you called yourself the cute and fuzzy bunny gang, you would still be Terrorist's by your actions. We all pity you and yourbeliefs.
ReplyDeleteanon256. Please tell us you have the mental capability to remove the game from real life, and vice versa.
DeleteBecause it seems you are not able, and that means you are of diminished mental capacity, and you have our pity.
Thank god. I thought for a moment you really were phyco, i needed to see if I could strike a nerve. A lot of crazy crap is being said about this group. I'm glad to see you see the game it is. Sorry, I retract all i have said, I may have to buy a permit now. :) fly safe.
DeleteToo late to backpedal, isisanon. Your tears are real, and salty, and yes real salty.
DeleteOh and psssst, you cannot purchase a permit if you are banned foo! Just sayin.
Try harder nathan g
Hey bitchanon, i iz part of the cute and fuzzy bunny gang, and if youz iz mining all illegal like, we gonna splode youz ships.
DeleteSo get permitted or get sploded, miner/hauler/missioner/tooscaredtoundock carebear.
@2:58 Someone mention my name?
DeleteSomething that AG and Code agrees on.
ReplyDeleteLoving these tears
ReplyDeleteNo tears, just an observation. You people have never got near me. So please go back to watching re runs of the Paris massacre and playing with yourself. You have my pity.
Delete@ 313. We dont need your pity, but it seems you need your meds.
DeleteThese tears really are top notch today.
DeleteIndeed, "you're terrorists" tears are some of my favorite.
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@Ming Too bad you didn't contribute to those tears. Why are you still here? You don't undock with us. You don't fly with us any more. Since that one loss, you've been playing station keeper instead of EvE. Why waste your subscription like that? Come'on brother, undock and join us.
DeletePraise be to James 315 and the Holy Code.
@Anon8:47
DeletePraise be upon Him.
@Ming Tso9:04
DeleteFit your cat: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html
Rarely have I seen such an extraordinary collection of losers.
ReplyDeletewelcome to the club
Delete@Communist, you need a permit friend.
DeleteYou need a permit, Comrade.
DeleteCHODE. = space terrorists. How can they honestly and truthfully deny this?
ReplyDeleteLol it's chodeanon, the simplest of the simpletons. This dude is almost as bad as foxbolt. Another special snowflake. ag wont even claim it.
DeleteChode chode chode chode chode chode chODE CHODE CHODE CHODE
DeleteThat sort of mental disability makes me smile, a sad sad smile.
Sounds like the CHODE. train is a comin', dock up your freighters and lock up your slaves, because they're hummin' and chuggin' and need to blow off steam by huggin' the gates.
DeleteWell he spells like nathan 'tread' newsome
ReplyDeleteCalm down fake veers. Unless you have a dildo shoved up your bum, in that case, calm down real veers.
ReplyDeleteBut either way, calm down beers 'the scissors' veldspar.
Just make a crest changement more representative of CODE's players =)
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