Shin Dragoran > I can teach himShin Dragoran was quickly accepted into one of the corps in the New Eden Missionaries alliance. He knew it wouldn't be easy to train them in the art of elite PvP. He would need to be more of a drill sergeant than a Mr. Miyagi. So at the first opportunity, Shin initiated an unscheduled training session in Nakugard, where an alliance mining op was underway. Luckily, corp friendly fire was set to "legal". Shin brought his Proteus to the mining op and tackled a corp Orca and an Obelisk.
DEFANDER > I'll let him know cause we are seriously lacking in PvP and he's eagre ro learn
Shin Dragoran > You could hire me as an advisor
Shin Dragoran > I won't charge isk, I just need a shelter corp for a couple weeks
DEFANDER > deal
Krig Povelli > o/Shin invited fellow Agent Krig Povelli to the alliance's public channel. Since his trainees were having difficulty PvP'ing him, Shin allowed Krig to act as a neutral third party to negotiate the release of the ships.
Nillith Astari > wow we have some faggots in alliance chat yay
Krig Povelli > Miner, calm down
Nillith Astari > you guys really are skum
Krig Povelli > 500 mil to save the ObeliskAll eyes were on Nillith. Though she wasn't flying the Orca or the Obelisk, everyone knew that Shin had been brought into the alliance mainly to train Nillith.
Krig Povelli > 300 mil for the orca
Krig Povelli > Then you will be free to go
Krig Povelli > well?
Nillith Astari > fuck you mate
Krig Povelli > Do you guys have comms?Our Agents are highly skilled EVE players, but what brings their abilities to the next level is their commitment to the timeless principles of the Code.
Krig Povelli > We really just want to talk
Nillith Astari > dis engage and we talk
Krig Povelli > Mining permits are just 10 mil. ISK per year
Krig Povelli > Please line up to get your mining permtis
The Orca went boom. So far, Shin was proving himself to be an excellent instructor. "How did I beat you?"
Nillith Astari > yea nice training sessioin raggotBringing a freighter to a highsec mining op is never a good idea. Especially if it lacks a mining permit.
Krig Povelli > Want to save the freighter?
Death Awaits Eyedol > I would
Krig Povelli > but We need the 500 mil ransom first
Death Awaits Eyedol > we can't pay after that golem you killed last night
Krig Povelli > You canNo one in the alliance was willing to spend any money to save their freighter.
Krig Povelli > if you want to save your freighter
Death Awaits Eyedol > @_@
So the Obelisk died, too.
Krig Povelli > gfNo one ever said becoming a master of PvP would be easy. Then again, Nillith and her fellow alliance members weren't exactly apt pupils. Krig and Shin paid a visit to the alliance's intel channel.
Shin Dragoran > gf
Nillith Astari > fuck you too
Krig Povelli > Can we share sensitive intel in here?Ultimately, the New Eden Missionaries decided to go in a different direction; Shin Dragoran's services were no longer needed. Shin honestly believed he could've made something out of those carebears, but they needed to give their best effort. Sadly, the carebears weren't willing to fully commit.
Krig Povelli > I heard CODE. is operating in the system
Nillith Astari > yea fuck em too
Nillith Astari > fuck their passes fuck yours
Krig Povelli > Nillith Astari you really need to calm down, miner
Krig Povelli > And get a permit
Nillith Astari > i can wipe my hairy ass with your permit mate
But the New Order never gives up hope.
Ah, happy endings.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No directorship and full takeover?
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm a bit let down here.
Psh, It was a PvP training exercise! Not a takeover.
DeleteAlthough I have to admit a takeover would of been badass...
Would have* been. Sorry, couldn't help myself. I'm but a poor grammar space Nazi.
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DeleteAnother permit issued! Another happily Code-Compliant citizen under New Order Rule!
ReplyDeleteAt this rate, it shall only be six more years until every single carebear in James 315 space is converted and the New Order can claim Final Victory!!!!
Eve Online won't be around in six years. CHODE. and Jamey's victory will be complete.
DeleteEve should have been shut down years ago, all this is just gravy
Delete@Anon8:21
DeleteYou do realize that, six years ago, in 2010, they were saying that "Eve Online won't be around in six years," right?
And you know what? Those people were wrong.
Just like you are now.
Not only will The New Order be around in six years, Every Citizen of James 315 space will be Code-compliant, and His Space overflow with the rewards of Code-Compliance. No longer will there be nasty miners spouting vile insults in local; only "Gf"s. Sportsmanship and daring combat will reign. Because it has been written. And the person who wrote that was none other than Our Saviour.
Also, I would like to take this moment to correct your spelling of CODE. and that of the Saviour James 315's name, who goes by the Title of "James."
I do not believe that you mean to intentionally misspell the Saviour's Name and the abbreviation of His Holy Alliance, and such mistakes are merely oversight on your part, the result of having not accepted The Code as Your Light and Shield.
I must say, it certainly is nice that The Code ensures that I don't write like an aborigine.
Ming are you saying Aboriginal people are inherently bad at writing?
DeleteI suppose you consider them sub-human as well.
@Anon2:35
DeleteName one great work that was written by an aborigine.
And those are your words, not mine.
Take your pick:
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indigenous_Australian_writers
(Restricted to Australian aborigines)
Maybe have another look at the definition of the word aborigine, and elaborate on the quality of their writing.
And fit your cat for once !
Delete@Anon7:37
DeleteFor Your Information:
I asked you to name "one great work" that was written by an aborigine. I did not ask you for "an unclickable list of aborigines."
Thus, let it be known, that you failed.
Clearly your time spent sympathizing with miners has addled your ability to comprehend what you read.
Now. Stop failing nonstop daily and answer the question I asked.
If you can indeed read.
Your inability to operate a computer (just copy the URL to your... argh, fuck it) and your need to have all information spoon-fed makes a discussion with you just too taxing. Why not do some legwork yourself while sitting in your station daily continuously nonstop, with an unfit cat.
DeleteHappy now?
Took some time to figure out how it worked, posting a clickable URL, but see what I did there? Legwork!
Looks like Ming failed again!! now be a good boy and fit your cat http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html
Delete@Anon12:15
DeleteAgain, it appears that you have failed to comprehend my request, and you have further demonstrated your inability to read and understand a simple statement.
Again, remember that I did not ask you for a list of aboriginal writers.
I am not denying that aboriginal writers that exist or that they write.
I am asking you to name one great work by an aboriginal writer.
Since you have demonstrated that you cannot read, I can only assume that you will continue your trend of nonstop failing daily.
But to be fair, you have also proved my point by your nonstop daily failure: There are no great works written by aborigines.
fit your cat http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html
DeleteHere you state that aboriginals are unable to write properly:
Delete"I must say, it certainly is nice that The Code ensures that I don't write like an aborigine."
In your next comment you seek to reinforce that statement by challenging the first responder to provide you with an example of a 'great work' created by an aboriginal artist.
First: you failed to supply a definition of a 'great work'.
Second: A five minute internet search would supply you with a list of award winning books from aboriginal authors.
Your laziness and nonchalance would impress an entire panda population, not to speak of the neutron-starlike density of your skull bone.
It is no wonder you are struggling to get your Catalyst properly fit.
@Der Wilhelm
DeleteLet me clarify my definition of "Great Works" for you since you seem to be intentionally playing around the outside of my definitions and trying (poorly) to feign ignorance:
By "Great Work," I mean a literary work that is immediately recognizable outside of the scholarly world of literary criticism; mainstream.
Some examples of "Great Works:"
To Kill a Mockingbird.
Pride and Prejudice
War and Peace
Uncle Tom's Cabin
I posit that this inability to disprove my statement is not a failure of my well-documented and recognized ability to research as you suggest, insomuch as it is the daily non-stop failure of the anti-ganking community to comprehend common language, illustrated by the fact that they provide a mere list of aboriginal writers in response to my query, simultaneously demonstrating the vacuousness of their reading comprehension while proving my original statement true at the same time.
Looks like Ming failed again !!
Deletefit your cat http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html
@Ming:
DeleteLet us have another look at your less than well considered statements:
"I must say, it certainly is nice that The Code ensures that I don't write like an aborigine."
and:
"...while proving my original statement true at the same time."
Where did that happen? From the context I assume you consider your writing superior to that of an aboriginal. You challenge the opposition to produce a 'great work' written by an aboriginal. How does that prove your writing to be better than that of an aborigine? Did you write a 'great work' yourself?
In my opinion it would suit you best if you would admit that your statement was shot from the hip, and not intended to insult an entire population.
Tell me about your progress on fitting that Catalyst.
@Der Wilhelm
DeleteHow interesting it is, that you are so willing to shift your arguments around in response to being intellectually cornered, unwilling to acknowledge the correctness of my challenge.
If I recall, you had been attacking me on the grounds of "not supplying a definition of a Great Work." And as soon as I graciously provide you with one, you simply choose to abandon that line of attack, since you will not admit your apparent inability to answer my original statement, which was:
Name one great work that was written by an aborigine.
It is clear that you have a penchant for setting up and attacking strawmen.
But I digress. Let's get down to answering your admittedly modified attack.
I am a herald of The Code. A Truly Great Work. That greatness inspires my writing, and helps make it superior to less-than-great writing. I am certain that this fact is unassailable, but I will freely admit my prose (and yours) is lesser than that of the Saviour, James 315. (Praise Him)
Thus my statement that my writing was better than that of aborigines.
Now the record has shown your challenge to that statement; so you have been asked to provide the name of a great work that was produced by an aborigine.
And, To recap, you (and Anti-ganking) have, to this point, produced the names of exactly zero great works written by aborigines.
So, to conclude, not only did you and other anti-gankers fail non-stop this day, (three times in a row for those keeping score) but you also lost the argument, being unable to disprove my statement.
Proving, once again, that The Code Always Wins. Always.
"I am a herald of The Code. A Truly Great Work. That greatness inspires my writing, and helps make it superior to less-than-great writing. I am certain that this fact is unassailable, but I will freely admit my prose (and yours) is lesser than that of the Saviour, James 315. (Praise Him)"
DeleteOnly in the EVE universe.
"I must say, it certainly is nice that The Code ensures that I don't write like an aborigine."
Only in the real world (are there aboriginals in EVE, if so, I stand corrected)
Interesting how you mix up arguments from two different universes, not even realizing the incompatibility of the two.
"...but you also lost the argument, being unable to disprove my statement."
"If you have to insist that you've won an Internet argument, you've probably lost badly."
- Danth's law
Random pun about some unfit Catalyst. I'm a bit under the weather and I just cannot be arsed.
If only antiganking took the time to stop failing and help people learn how to play the game
ReplyDeleteA whole bunch of permitless ice miners in Gamis atm, even an orca
ReplyDeleteKrig Povelli > I heard CODE. is operating in the system
ReplyDeleteNakugard is my backyard.
I really need to stop running incursions and mow the grass, so to speak....
- Agent Origo Lim
Awoxing is very elite PvP. I approve!
ReplyDelete"Krig Povelli > Bad choice. Let me know if you change your mind..
ReplyDeleteKrig Povelli > DEFANDER
Krig Povelli > Do the sensible thing"
DEFANDER LOL
It would have been nice if the honorable agents of the so called colde would stick their words and actually train and advise on pvp instead of abusing game mechanics and stupidity of leadership. Only a moron would knowinglingly invite an agent into his corp and leave friendly fire on green.
ReplyDeletethat sounds like a very insightfull lesson to me. It's obvious they will be more carfull in the future, you know stuff like being aware of other players which is what eve is about.
DeleteSee? They needed anti-AWOX PvP training desperately. Krig and Shin were happy to provide it to them. Everyone wins here, in the long run.
DeleteI like it how people blame the system and the game mechanics for CODE. blowing them up. There is this thing called a mining permit, you know! They are completely free, after a 10mil is processing fee.
ReplyDeleteNo permit, no ship.
ReplyDeleteشركة شحن اثاث من جدة الى الاردن شركة نقل عفش من جدة الى الاردن