The highsec trade routes took another shellacking during the week of March 13th @ 00:00 EVEtime through March 19th @ 23:59 EVEtime. Despite CCP's latest attempt to nerf freighter ganking--this time with an across-the-board hull EHP increase--the carebears only perished in greater numbers. The first Ark ganked since the patch fell in Uedama, along with many others. Click here for more photos of New Order victories taken by Agent Fiddly Pop.
Thor Drako's fail-fit (is the term "fail-fit" redundant in Kills of the Week posts now?) Raven died in the Aunia system. The location, at the system's star, hints at the cause: Agent Big Gradner Painhaus killed it with an Enyo after getting flagged for killing the Raven pilot's MTU.
Thor didn't learn his lesson about the Code always winning--always.
Fenris zuAsgard's Iteron Mark V wasn't a "ship that can't shoot back" by any stretch of the imagination. It was a battle Iteron, ready for combat. But even the deadliest of industrial ships is no match for Agents armed with the Code. Votre Dieu and Narl' Amhar got a pair of Ruptures and blapped it in a 0.9 system.
Ioneres, too, fell victim to Agents Vontre Dieu and Narl' Amhar, who seem determined to bring high-alpha Minmatar ships back to the forefront of ganking. The stabbed-up Tayra struck them as mighty suspicious, so they opened fire. It was a 1.0 system and the Tayra's fit wasn't tackle-friendly, but there was no need to worry about follow-up salvos on such a flimsy target.
Three more injectors worth of skillpoints removed from the game.
Ivanca Trump was stumped by Agent Votre Dieu, this time ganking solo with a Tornado. Ivanca needed a lot of cargo space, but wasn't so concerned about hitpoints. What was she up to?
Failed hauler Ivanca lost a bundle of PLEX--almost enough to cover her EVE subscription until Election Day. Sad!
can i plz ave my plex back i just bought itIvanca demanded that Votre Dieu return all of the PLEX. What did she offer in return? Nothing. What a joke! Our Agents aren't stupid. They know how to negotiate a deal, let me tell you. They know how to make really, really good deals.
From: Ivanca Trump
Sent: 2016.03.19 20:58
To: Votre Dieu,
please i just spent 100 bucks on that
Re: can i plz ave my plex back i just bought itListen, if anyone sees another one of these Tayra pilots breaking the Code, just gank 'em for me, okay? I'll reimburse you from the New Order Treasury. Don't worry about it, I'll reimburse you.
From: Ivanca Trump
Sent: 2016.03.19 21:05
To: Votre Dieu,
fuck you I will find you and kill you
BUNTA autopiloted a capacitor-tanked... Sigh. A capacitor-tanked, shield-boosting frigate. He made an easy target for Agent Aaaarrgg, whose Thrashers faithfully cleanse highsec of the remaining low-EHP autopiloters.
Naturally, the frigate--which had only 1,012 hitpoints--was stuffed full of 12 billion isk in PLEX. Does the theme park crowd still advocate isk tanking?
Those hearts and minds, though.
Zanith Solette had a ton of cargo that he absolutely had to move through Niarja. Given how much isk was at stake, he made sure to boost his freighter's agility, which ever-so-slightly shortened the amount of time it took to autopilot across his route. Priorities, eh? A fleet of gankers had a different priority: The Code.
Agents Zopiclone, Winnie Po0h, Ryvarant, Assassn Gallic, Chocolate Mooses, Galaxy Pig, Karmafleet Is Recruiting, Shazna Solta, GR13Fy, Jake Kusion, Lawrence Lawton, Jason Kusion, loyalanon, Justin Kusion, Fiddly Pop, Empire Raider, Jayden Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Solar Gleam, Joel Kusion, Pure Whyte, Joshua Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Brudal Aletheias, and Another ShadeOf Whyte assembled and brought justice to highsec once again.
That's right, the entire shipment consisted of 15 PLEX. That's what he needed the freighter for. A lot of PLEX and Skill Injectors were confiscated and destroyed this week. I think some of these carebears need to study up on the Code before they undock again.
You know, if you are going to move something valuable like plex or skill injectors, then fly a damn covert ops ship. Even an astero will work. You can cloak and nobody will be able to find you.
ReplyDeleteAbout the raven, fit some webs so you can sit there and slow the guy down. Some warp scrams to keep him from escaping, and a neut to kill his cap.
The battle iteron: Nice try, good effort. But the weaponless slasher: No weapons, really? The *FIRST* thing that you fit are weapons.
First things first.
Delete1. You shouldnt be moving plex or skill injectors period. Not without a permit anyway
2. The raven is a pve raven with the code not in his heart. He was doomed from the start.
3. The first thing you fit is a permit in highsec. Not guns.
Miner, calm down.
Delete@412nv: Wrong, you fit guns first, fuck the permit. Nothing wrong with a PvE Raven, just don't do PvP in it. I stand by my previous comment: If you must move plex or skill injectors, then use a covert ops.
DeleteAnon 1217AM: I agree with this post.
i think you will find no permit = no ship
DeleteIm sure mr raven pilot would agree
I actually find the opposite. I don't have a permit and you guys haven't ganked me yet. So unless I'm flying on autopilot, or doing something else that makes me a target, your statement, based on personal experience, is categorically false. And that is with me running incursions.
DeleteThe raven pilot engaged in PvP without having a PvP fitted ship. That was his mistake. Permit doesn't matter.
@Butthurt Miner,
DeleteAs the Great James 315 has said, if you have not been ganked, it is not because of anything you are doing.
It is only because of what we choose not to do, which we may change at any time being the soveriegn's representatives.
Please be more respectful of CODE's authority in the future.
Nice cop out Ming. Too proud to say that you just can't catch everyone huh?
DeleteWow. I don't know what to say... except the CODE wins! Always!
ReplyDeleteAntiganking fails for ANOTHER week!!!!1
ReplyDeleteI guess our homosexual fanfic lemon writer is absent today. So I guess I'll fill in for him/her/it... Here we go:
DeleteWolf Soprano, while being tied down, fails to keep his mouth shut about code winning because he is getting some in his weird glowing ass by the 12 penis belonging to some anonymous poster. Afterwards, he gets the head of last night's meal stuffed in his ass, all the way to the bonus room, secret place, or whatever. Oh, and there's some kind of porn movie filming starting this week involving several members of code with James 315 directing.
And there you go.
I notice alot of penis talk from you butthurt. Life is easier out of the closet. People are very supportive nowdays
DeleteActually no. I'm filling in for a different troll. In case you are wondering, it's all about the pussy, as I am straight.
Deletestraight out of excuses maybe
DeleteBM 7:32 I can't fap to this :(
DeleteFuck off Butthurt Miner. *MY* dick is in Wolf's ass, not yours.
DeleteIts ok Butthurt - Just come out. You will feel free. We don't judge personal decisions in the new order.
Delete"Fenris zuAsgard's Iteron Mark V wasn't a "ship that can't shoot back" by any stretch of the imagination. It was a battle Iteron, ready for combat. But even the deadliest of industrial ships is no match for Agents armed with the Code."
ReplyDeleteLOOOL
Great work, Agents!
Whilst NOL kill miners, Anti-Ganking kill minors.
ReplyDeleteAnother winning week for code, its what we do.
LOL
DeleteSo awful. But true.
I giggled a little. Let the AG tears flow
DeleteBut AG channel is made up of mostly Code anyway....so stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself
DeleteWow that's so true
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