Reports are coming in from all across highsec. Code compliance is on the rise, and the New Order is on the march.
I've said it at least a dozen times before: Our Agents fighting on the front lines are the best possible diplomats for the Order. Ulthiz Lightshield was so impressed by an Agent's classy attitude that he was instantly inspired to purchase 1,000 shares of New Order stock. Ulthiz's purchase sent us over the 1 trillion 13 billion isk mark and earned him a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. You see? EVE isn't always a zero-sum game; sometimes everyone can benefit.
BONUS!
Do you enjoy New Order artwork? Of course you do. You're not a monster.
Sulabri confidently strolled up to the plate and took a swing at it. His own inspiration came from a recent Grab Bag post in which a miner compared Agent loyalanon to the Cat in the Hat (or Catalyst in the Hat, as the case may be):
The Dr. Seuss quote is well fit for the occasion--unlike a carebear's mining barge, which is poorly fit for every occasion.
Meanwhile, Agent Fiddly Pop continues to put his paintbrush to good use. And as Fiddly will tell you, art can be practical:
If you're wondering where the famous "miner calm down" step comes in, it's an advanced technique best performed under the supervision of an Agent.
As always, check out our amazing Links page for more artwork.
Great to have one more art contributor on the roster. Well done, both of you!
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, good to see the tokens of faith pouring in...
This is a story to tell the grand-children.
ReplyDeletetotally hard right now
ReplyDeleteAll across Highsec, miners are calming down!
ReplyDeleteDream on...
DeleteAntigankers failed incredibly hard for ANOTHER day!!!! 1
ReplyDeletelol. You are such a try hard. hahahaha. Antiganking, if such a thing even exists doesn't give a rat's ass about you. No one does. Keep posting the same line here day in and day out. TRY. HARD. :D You humor me.
Deleteit is true i noticed this too same guy everytime too. funny
DeleteAntigankers may have failed, but I sure didn't when I emptied my balls into you ass there Wolf. I came in your ass so much that your shit turned white. And then that Mike Aunold dude showed up to suck my dick clean since he loves the taste of your asshole so much.
Deletethis guy with the cream stories on here too everyday too. funny.
DeleteYour erotic fan fic is nipple pinching good, you gotta tell us what site you write for
DeleteAntigankers are failing
Deletethere he goes again lol!
DeleteYep . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sziFPRlFxT4 . . . another spectacular AG fail.
DeleteConference Elite? More like Tear Harvesting Elite!
DeleteConference Elite? More like Tear Harvesting Elite!
DeleteYep video posted by Anon @3:20 is definite proof of ganker failure. Always win you say? Looked like a fail to me and it was recorded too! Can we get some ganker tears about that please?
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