Whose bright idea was it to fly a 3.8 billion isk Venture? Benidwana Cesaille inspired facepalming all across highsec when he loaded up his Venture with 3 PLEX and a Skill Injector.
Agent TREMENDOJ ITA popped the Venture and happily snagged the 3 PLEX; the Skill Injector didn't make it, so more skillpoints went down the skill sink.
flesh tearer had a fleet of smaller ships to move, but not enough patience to take more than one trip. The presence of one set of reinforced bulkheads is damning: It proves that flesh tearer knew of the module's existence--and the existence of freighter gankers--while his use of two cargo expanders proves he didn't care. The freighter and its fleet were annihilated by Agents AntiGanks TooStrong, Shazna Solta, Hold my pleb, SynthiaGreey, Bulkheads Won'tsaveyo, Synamic, Yolandi Calais, Talon Calais, Unfit ForDoody, Freighter Repo, Nice Freighter, Shoulda paidthe Ransom, Jack Fizzleblade, Bratok Srayona, Anthologee, Pure Whyte, and Why so Pleb.
Lavilea Amron was too smart to put her PLEX into a Venture, but not smart enough to keep it out of her shuttle. Even the overcrowded trade hub of Jita must bend to the will of Code enforcers. Agent Red Retrograde blapped the shuttle. That's one less month of bot-aspirancy for Lavilea.
Another example of a "ship that can't shoot back": Dragonborn's fail-fit Proteus. The rebels condemn our Agents for daring to attack AFK ships. But in the case of ships like this, there's no time to waste. Agents Tisiphone Dira and William Telluric could hear the soulful groans of Dragonborn's Proteus all the way from Hek. It was a ship that deeply felt the pain of being so misused. Our Agents set it free.
Vickia Galantis had one of the stranger and more inappropriate Covetor fits I've seen lately. Agents Mildron Klinker and Molly Klinker had another mystery to solve, though: What was a 239 million isk Covetor doing sitting at the sun? As they were soon to discover, the Covetor was awaiting its destiny...
Inside the Covetor was Vickia Galantis's 3.1 billion isk pod. Was this another case of that dreadful Michi fellow? Agent Molly Klinker quickly reviewed the killmail to find out.
No, it was an odd assortment of shield and missile implants. Vickia was a mystery. Whatever the explanation, our Agents had no choice but to destroy her. If you want to be enigmatic, go to lowsec.
"If you want to be enigmatic, go to lowsec."
ReplyDeleteThe New Order is the most enigmatic thing in EVE. How is it possible for one group to continuously win all day, every day, all the time?
> The New Order is the most enigmatic thing in EVE. How is it possible for one group to continuously win all day, every day, all the time?
DeleteThe unprecedented success of the New Order can seem like a great mystery, but the answer is incredibly simple when you think about it: The Code. It's the most remarkable document in Eve and, indeed, in history. Empowered by the righteousness granted by The Code, anything is possible for the New Order. Praise James!
The new order (note lower case for disrespect) is most wanker filled thing in EvE. How is it possible for one group to lose all day, every day, all the time?
ReplyDeleteSo Happy Mother's day you code motherfuckers, and don't forget to fuck your mother in the ass for bringing a prick like you into this world.
Your tears are nectar.
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We are sorry for your lost ship but if you'd like to purchase a permit for future use, we are here for you.
ReplyDelete"EVE is a competitive PvP sandbox based around shooting spaceships."
ReplyDeleteSorry, but spaceship combat is but a small facet of the Eve universe. It might be the "flashiest" part, but it's only a small part.
Wrong again ag. EvE is PvP. Every part. You are just too simple to recognize it. Thats why you will always fail at EvE.
DeleteAntigankers still failing hard.
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You know what they say -
DeleteCode kills miners, antiganking kills minors
But where oh where has Ming gone?
ReplyDeleteThis is something to be shared with the grandchildren!!
ReplyDeleteWhy not just shove the Grandchildren up Mr. Wolf Sopranos ass, am sure that would be a humbling, if not traumatic experience.....the human Gerbil
Deletewhat is it with care bears and sticking things up asses? you guys are fixated
DeleteWell now, shoving the grandchildren up Wolf Soprano's ass? I'm not sure that I would want to visit such a traumatic experience like that on anyone, especially a child. Seeing the inside of Wolf's ass would scar them for life.
DeleteThe amount of autism on this page alone is enough to rival Test Alliance itself.
ReplyDeleteTEST Alliance best War Target Alliance!
DeleteHave you seen their killboard? I can't tell if it's all just a giant troll or what, but if you want to pad a wardec corp's kb, there's always TEST! ;)
Honestly i love the stories, but the comments section could be locked for all i care.
ReplyDeleteSome people just need a dark sense of humour to read the blog and commnents, yours must be lacking Just a miner, not a minor, don't shoot. Time to break out the rubber gloves, for a you know what check
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