My Rocket to Destroy the Whole World, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Bing Bangboom was able to stop an illegal mining operations dead in its tracks simply by entering local. Rfotq NoName and his alts fled the Erenten asteroid belts and docked up without seeing so much as a Catalyst. Having retreated from the field of battle, NoName plotted his counterattack: An angry, profanity-laden rant in local.

Rfotq NoName > Came up with his garbage and to believe in her other make - as well as fuck off of here
Rfotq NoName > Yes, I wanted to shit on what you think
Rfotq NoName > Think at home
Bing Bangboom > Do you know any English except the curse words?

Admittedly, English wasn't NoName's first language. On the other hand, even the miners who speak English fluently sound pretty much the same as this guy.

Rfotq NoName > helps me Google translator))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Rfotq NoName > You personally pinned the label - pinned answer for something that is pinned - or fuck off
Rfotq NoName > and you yourself fuck off from this system
Bing Bangboom > you have nothing to say about whether I leave or stay.
Bing Bangboom > Quite unlike me telling you you cannot mine, as I can enforce what I say

From the very beginning, Agents of the New Order have been able to bring the Code into reality through their actions. It was true from the moment the first miner got bumped out of an ice field and was unable to mine. Our law is real.

Rfotq NoName > so you just fly - you say something and no more, they refer to some documents, you come up with - and I am forced to follow them? fuck you
Bing Bangboom > yes, you have to follow the Code while in a New Order system... like this one.
Rfotq NoName > ant something to say against me personally? so I'm all destinations rastavil where to go - fuck you
Bing Bangboom > No no... nothing against you personally. It applies to all highsec miners.
Rfotq NoName > Bing Bangboom Will teach the great and mighty

Since NoName was unwilling to read the Code in any language, Bing had no choice but to converse with the miner as best he could. With any luck, NoName would appreciate the gesture and open his heart to the Code.

Bing Bangboom > If they want to mine in highsec I do.
Rfotq NoName > Bing Bangboom I took a note on - you either specialists or doctors go when obostrenie
Rfotq NoName > Ahuet
Bing Bangboom > I'm a Code enforcement specialist.
Rfotq NoName > death will be unexpected for you personally
Bing Bangboom > in game, of course.

So far, the miner remained hostile. And for all you Anti-Gankers and rebels who say that our Agents "provoke" this kind of behavior with our ganks, remember: NoName hadn't even been ganked. He docked up when Bing entered the system.

Rfotq NoName > You dalbaeb - just like a monkey to press the button continue
Rfotq NoName > translate does not translate
Bing Bangboom > You mean you want me to die in game.. not RL. That's what I asked.
Rfotq NoName > I want the British Isles to destroy - prevents Europe - Europe crease is not a problem - another problem arises LOUSE - US are unable to destroy us, so we zhivimi you get today

Bing sincerely hoped that NoName wanted to keep it in-game. Earlier, NoName threatened to show up at Bing's house. Now all of Europe was at risk, and possibly America. I think.

Rfotq NoName > Mosk fuck not yourself - and the one who listens - well you fucking savetnik Goebbels
Rfotq NoName > just who are you to tell me where I should be?
Bing Bangboom > Who do I have to be?
Rfotq NoName > Fuck you
Rfotq NoName > Fuck you I can? can fact
Rfotq NoName > You know the jokes you can make

Somehow the Nazi propaganda minister got name-dropped. As the scope of NoName's rage widened from Bing's house to Europe and the western world, it was clear that something was desperately needed to salvage the situation and prevent catastrophe. A mining permit, perhaps.

Rfotq NoName > A bunch of shit together - and what?
Rfotq NoName > fucked convening to battle
Rfotq NoName > What I owed to the almost all of you in the locale? nothing - so fuck you - my rocket to destroy the whole world - have you thought about that?

NoName played his trump card, threatening to deploy his super-weapon and murder everyone on earth. Since his only complaint was being unable to mine without paying 10 million isk, you might call that overkill. However, NoName is far from the first miner to contemplate such extremes. For example, one carebear was so pained by the loss of his mining barge that he wished for World War III to end humanity.

Rfotq Simpson > What the fuck is going on here? There is no independent
Rfotq Simpson > What the fuck is going on here? There is no independent
Bing Bangboom > Miner, calm down
Rfotq Simpson > Bing Bangboom Want obedit - and from which country?
Rfotq Simpson > I'm sitting at the station - and from the collection of all - Oh mother Mata not to say
Bing Bangboom > You are sitting IN the station...

Rfotq NoName switched over to Rfotq Simpson. When miners get really flustered--or feel threatened--they start chatting with a different alt. It's an instinct, like when a fish puffs up or a cat arches its back to appear bigger.

Rfotq Simpson > Friend - you want to tell me what I owed to the almost?
Bing Bangboom > You owe 10 million ISK per pilot to James 315 . I am authorized to collect it.
Bing Bangboom > Good for a whole year and covers all of highsec.
Rfotq Simpson > Buddy - the Russian will be able to conquer? And you fucked up stoned perceiving
Rfotq Simpson > Russian - not Russian - the Finns - the Finns are not

NoName continued to send mixed signals about his national origin. This was relevant to a conversation about mining permits, of course, because Russians have nukes while Finland, presumably, does not. Miner logic. Don't waste too much effort trying to make sense of it--the miners certainly don't.

Bing Bangboom > you're a Finn?
Bing Bangboom > Your corp description is in Russian.
Rfotq Simpson > Had a friend - talked - a lot - once he ended
Rfotq Simpson > dead friend said - no need to fight, but if I wsimsuit - we must fight - pity shit is dead - you're fucked))) be Afraid of a rookie
Bing Bangboom > and your bio says Soviet made
Bing Bangboom > which I doubt but still, implies Russian
Rfotq Simpson > You are a fool or you repeat again? FUCK YOU

For a brief moment, NoName opened up to Bing and shared a heartwarming story about the ghost of his friend wearing a swimsuit. Maybe the two men could find common ground after all?

Rfotq Simpson > There is no answer to the offer of the day - to punch the fuck up each other
Rfotq Simpson > not stuffed - swing
Rfotq Simpson > do you not understand that?
Bing Bangboom > I understand you are very impolite

NoName's story took a swerve in an unfortunate direction, and he concluded that they would have no choice but to fight. It would be war.

Rfotq Simpson > Finno-Ugric do not teach - and I try to imagine - who are you?
Bing Bangboom > And I've told you who I am. I'm the local Agent of the New Order... and therefore, your boss.
Rfotq Simpson > You tell me what was said, and threatened - I'm like now and then say fuck you
Bing Bangboom > What I said was you have to have a mining permit.
Rfotq Simpson > I postrow bastard - you're no one to call you or fuck you.Or when you're not fought with the Russians in battle - never knew than to look out the window - we took Berlin

Despite having his mining fleet chased away by the mere sight of an Agent of the New Order, NoName was confident that he would ultimately prevail. He and his mining alts had defeated Hitler's armies and taken Berlin, had they not?

Rfotq Simpson > if you do not know or doubt it - read - look - the documents are there for reading
Rfotq Simpson > Fuck yeah!! I did not know that this solar system occupied.
Rfotq Simpson > I either make friends or not friends - I will beat everyone equally
Rfotq Simpson > thank gogle

NoName vowed to fight the Code until the bitter end. For now, though, his mining fleet would go into hibernation in a station while Agent Bing freely enforced the Code across highsec. The New Order will proceed with its mission as always, but all Agents are advised to watch the skies for any sign of NoName's rockets.