Friday, May 13, 2016

Only One Man

How many players does it take to change the face of EVE forever? A coalition of 45,000 members? An elite PvP alliance of 2,000? A blob of a few hundred supercaps? Agent Tenla suggests the number is much lower:


It only takes one--as long as it's the right one. The one chosen by all of highsec (by proxy).


What's this? An EVEmail about a stock purchase somehow found its way into a non-stock-related post. Dig Driller bought some stock and sent along a fantastic piece of art:


You'll definitely want the full-size version to properly enjoy all of that sweet text.

BONUS!


More Gamis goodness, comin' right at you:


Here's the link to that Pastebin, along with a preview:
Kalorned > Want to buy a mining permit?
kurk lazuras > fuck no
kurk lazuras > fuck that shit dont need one
Kalorned > I think you do though
kurk lazuras > i could give two shits about what you think
kurk lazuras > go FUCK YOURSELF
Kalorned > No need to be hostile
kurk lazuras > I AM actually guite calm
Yikes! "Calm" miners can be the worst. As always, permanent links are available on our Links page.
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20 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 13, 2016 at 5:49 PM

    Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. - Proverbs 31:30 NIV

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  2. UnknownMay 13, 2016 at 6:13 PM

    "Only one man can save us all"

    This is true. His name is Jesus, not James 315.

    BM

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    1. Rev. HockerMay 13, 2016 at 6:19 PM

      Of whose ways you clearly know nothing.

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    2. AnonymousMay 13, 2016 at 6:33 PM

      I don't think Jesus cares about your fail fit Retriever

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    3. AnonymousMay 13, 2016 at 8:05 PM

      A Story for all the little children.

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    4. AnonymousMay 13, 2016 at 9:33 PM

      Lol Jesus can't save you, AND
      He never finished my lawn

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    5. AnonymousMay 14, 2016 at 5:09 AM

      Sorry Rev, but you are a revolving door fraud. I clearly know more about the ways of Jesus than you do.

      BM

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  3. Wolf SopranoMay 13, 2016 at 8:33 PM

    looks like antigankers are failing incredibly hard for ANOTHER day!!!!1

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    1. AnonymousMay 13, 2016 at 9:34 PM

      And why would today be any different? XD

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    2. AnonymousMay 14, 2016 at 1:48 PM

      More news from the realms of Wow. Spread the CODE. for the lawless!!

      ~ Asia Leigh

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  4. UnknownMay 13, 2016 at 9:20 PM

    Looks like the New Order Creative Collective does it again!

    Top notch stuff.

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  5. Alana Charen-TengMay 13, 2016 at 10:59 PM

    Don't be a Complacent Whiner, be a Compliant Miner!!!

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    1. Dr Jihad AlhaririMay 13, 2016 at 11:16 PM

      Fun, catchy, and beneficial! This exact message should be told to miners whenever they are ganked.

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    2. Big GMay 14, 2016 at 4:48 AM

      Hey Alana o/

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  6. AnonymousMay 14, 2016 at 4:44 AM

    This is something for the.. oh, nevermind..

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    1. UnknownMay 14, 2016 at 8:15 AM

      You're never gonna see them! Someone told me so!

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    2. AnonymousMay 14, 2016 at 8:22 AM

      Someone told you that anon 444 won't be ever seeing his/her non-existing grandchildren? And you believed him/her?


      -Galaxy Pig

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    3. AnonymousMay 14, 2016 at 8:49 PM

      Dear imposter GP, please be funny and/or interesting if you're gonna imitate me. Thank you.


      -Oink

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  7. AnonymousMay 14, 2016 at 6:51 PM

    Code doesn't always win...

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/45679103/

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  8. AnonymousMay 15, 2016 at 12:26 AM

    Only one man can destroy us all. Meh look on the bigger picture, if one man can save us all... why hasn't he done it already?

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