Uh-oh, that can only mean one thing: Another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
It's impressive: I've written hundreds of pages describing in fine detail my motives for founding the New Order. Yet the anti-Code rebels still engage in (inaccurate) speculation--as if our organization is a total mystery.
Sure thing. See the link to the Code at the top of the page. Now you're good to go.
Mighty Kukuruzo clearly had an axe to grind of some sort. Now to find out what was going on...
Lament von Gankenheim disposed of Mighty Kukuruzo's entire argument in only 11 seconds, minus lag. Our Agents are professionals.
Caution: If you defeat a carebear in a debate, be prepared for rape and arson threats. Or, as Russian miners call it, "Plan B".
Karne Audene > I'm ready to liquidate 10bil, and place bounties. Tired of that shit.Agent FunTimesForYOu had an interesting encounter with Karne Audene, which he recounted on his own blog, Eve's Golden Path.
Melin Charon > tired of what shit
Karne Audene > Phule's dogs. Comedian and whats the other FaceYou Now of someshit.
Karne Audene > I'm angry., very angry.
Karne Audene > People do evil shit, because they 'Choose' to be evil.
Karne Audene > Comedian and the other guy are Phule's lapdogs. Used to fleace everyone.
Melin Charon > i sense butthurt
Karne Audene > Oh, I'm more then butt hurt. I'm mad enough to figure out where that asshole lives, and take it to him.I've always been puzzled by the attitude of highsec miners. Why is shooting miners in 0.4 considered elite PvP, but doing the same thing in 0.5 is "harassment"?
Karne Audene > You've either just started playing the game, or your one of Phule's alts just fucking with me again.
Melin Charon > aha...doxxing and real life threats.guess someone lost about some shitty space pixel
Karne Audene > Yup, its just space pixels.
Karne Audene > You guys want to harras folks while sinply mining. I'm doing my part to retaliate.
Karne Audene > Real life is shity enough. EVE used to be a fun game. 10+ years ago.Karne's wrong about no one wanting good fights. In fact, our Agents insist on them.
Karne Audene > Now its topped up with dicks and assholes.
Karne Audene > What else do I have to go on? Can't mine in pease. Can't run cosmic in peace, can't mine ice in peace. Hmm, what the fuck else I gonna do with this isk. Lets put bounties of everyone and every corp.
Karne Audene > Yup. I'm mentaly unstable. Be sure to thank Phule for the push off the cliff.
Karne Audene > I don't PVP. What else is there to do?
Karne Audene > Its now all PVP. No one wants a good fight.
Speaking of demanding a good fight, Agent Semtex Attor wanted a "gf" in local--nothing more than he was owed. What does it take to get a carebear to show a little sportsmanship these days?
Apparently miners prefer random violence to EVEmailed explanations about justified violence.
Denis Chartier warned that next time, our Agent would see his Phoenix dreadnought waiting for him in the asteroid belt. If only. Then the story would end with a Phoenix somehow getting CONCORDed.
Miners really do think it's "unfair" to kill them at all. So much for only wanting One More Nerf™.
Going back to the topic of good fights, Agent Bing Bangboom politely requested the "gf" he'd earned. Mowden Braga tied himself in knots trying to come up with reasons not to deliver.
Persistence pays off. First the carebear will obey the Code because he knows he has no choice. Later, he'll obey it because he knows it's the right choice. That's what freedom looks like!
You really have no clue what freedom look like, because you are enslaved to your own delusion...
ReplyDeletebut but it´s the freedom of Stalin 315...
DeleteAnon 10:31: I agree with this post. The mentality of James 315 toward other players is "You can do what you want, as long as it is what I say" pretty much sums it up.
DeleteStalin 315...good one! Hitler 315 of the NO (Nazi Order).
BM.
What else could we expect from James 315, Supreme Leader and Saviour of Highsec? To let miners run willy nilly? Carebears are like children. They don't know what they want, but they benefit from strong leadership and direction. Get a permit, or get out of highsec.
DeleteI see what you did there. Hitler 315 of the Nazi Order couldn't lead dog feces out of a paper bag. Sure, why not let them run willy nilly around highsec? I do it all the time. And no, I will not get a permit, and I will not get out of highsec.
DeleteWhat the so called New Order really is, is a mechanism that the Goons are using to drive up the prices for raw materials so their nullbears can make a profit. This is why code agents tend to flock around the highsec ice systems. They are also driving up the costs of transporting goods across highsec by ganking freighters. So the whole mining permit thing is a role-playing device that is used to bring some fun in ganking people. I for one will not support, condone, join, or submit to an organization that preys on the innocent.
BM.
so because Lawrence isn´t able to think for himself he keeps repeating same made up and useless phrases he gets spoon fed, with that joining the guys he judges not knowing what they want. if he was old enough i´d call him a hypocrite, assuming he´s still in his teens i just call him a stupid brat.
DeleteSummary of B. Miner's talking points:
Delete1. Invoke Godwin's Law
2. If I do it, it must be good
3. Recite Goons are the New Order conspiracy theory
4. Characterize highsec criminals as innocent
5. My opinion matters!
You crave attention and approval, and you feel helpless in the face of the awesome power of the New Order. Don't worry! Those are very normal feelings, although not everybody is so transparent about them. James 315 is merciful. Embrace the Code, Miner, and your sins will be blotted out.
Nice try, but you failed to accomplish anything with that post. Just so you know, #3 is not a theory, it is the truth. The goons themselves came out and said so.
DeleteSo thank you for feeding the troll, it was quite delicious.
So many stories for the grandkids.
ReplyDeleteChild Protective Services needs to take your grandkids and put them in foster care for their protection against you.
DeleteBM.
"A GF? You want a GF? Fine, I'll give you a GF
ReplyDeleteGet Fucked
There's your GF!"
"No Permit, No Ship"
"No Permit, Antimatter, No NO Agent"
You know, it is interesting when I go code hunting, I blow up an agent's ship, they leave the system and don't come back for a number of hours. Maybe, just maybe, they will only shoot ships that shoot back when the pilot is AFK. I don't seem to have a problem ganking code agents.
BM.
Why should I give you proof? So you can harass me in game when I am not on a code hunt? I don't think so. Besides, let's see your proof. Since you "claim" to be a NO supporter, let's see the proof of your support.
DeleteAnd who is this Davy guy? Is he the guy that stuck his dick up your ass and gave you HIV? Is that why you seem to be angry all the time?
BM.
PS: You know, it is interesting that you call me Anonymous, even though I sign my posts with my handle. You on the other hand, won't even do that. So which one of us is actually the coward?
Calm down there, miner. You seem upset.
DeleteWe here believe in redundancy. If one cat goes missing on the way, gets jammed out, or blown up before completing its mission, there's still plenty of DPS left to achieve the goal. Your claim is suspect because no agent would miss a ship that only has a life expectancy of 5 minutes.
Then explain to me why they abandon the system then. They get continuously bumped, or ganked, and they leave. Why is that?
DeleteBM.
What's missing from AG?
ReplyDeleteJust the F
I thought it was your mama, because I did a ménage à trois between her and your sister last night.
DeleteBM is putting in some serious overtime on the butthurt clock
DeleteLol what a bunch of shitters. I havent met any cool CODE agents. I guess Snigie and Zopiclone were two of my favorite gankers before I had to quit the game due to wife aggro.
ReplyDeletecalm down Lawrence. you´re just the guy calling for his big brother/friend when getting punched up in the school yard.
ReplyDeleteCODE are flat out assholes who play EVE only for the easy tears and their posting is made in a similar manner: to annoy people.
ReplyDeleteEVE is the last great MMO sandbox. Anything is possible, and everybody can be shot! And yet some people choose to... mine... in highsec.
ReplyDelete"The miners are bots. The miners are quite literally less than human. They deserve to be wiped out, every last one of them. To the extent that they still feel anything, it should only be fear, humiliation, and misery." -James 315, Manifesto 1 (December 2011)
when is James´ first space miner concentration camp ready?
Deletegosh, how low can you go with that statement lawrence? shame on all of you...and space pocks
Lawrence,
DeleteThe miners are not bots, they are people, human beings. It is interesting that you bring that manifesto up, because it reads similar to another manifesto about the dangers of technology.
It was written by Ted Kaczynski aka the Unabomber, who is currently serving 8 life sentences in the federal supermax prison in Florence, Colorado.
Another person who said something similar was Adolf Hitler. He viewed the Jews as less than human and used his propaganda machine to teach this to the German people. This is one of the reasons why the Holocaust happened.
So, you may continue to follow Hitler 315, but I prefer real freedom thank you.
BM.
> So thank you for feeding the troll, it was quite delicious.
Deletegf
Ant the nazi of WWII held that opinion of the rest of the world, where did that get them lawrence?
ReplyDeleteHitler didn't spend much time in front of a keyboard, so doesn't that mean AFK miners are kind of like Nazis?
DeleteWelcome to the New Order, Anon.
There is a problem with your thought processes there lawrence....
DeletePersonal insults, real life threats, bounties, poor sportsmanship, accusations of unfairness and hypocrisy, foul language, and constant ship loss to CONCORD with no insurance payout are just some of the challenges that Agents overcome daily. Though the path set by James 315 is not for the faint of heart, our loyal Agents persist and overcome the odds every time. Highsec is already a better place thanks to our actions.
ReplyDeleteyawn.
Deletewhatever makes you sleep at night
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