Seeking reimbursement and a sympathetic ear from Agent Lament von Gankenheim, devinebish explained the situation. His Mackinaw was the property of a "female" who began crying when she heard about the gank.
devinebish's story had some holes, like how our Agent managed to bump him away from a stargate before he could jump through it. Regardless, someone was crying and threatening to quit EVE.
Luckily, devinebish believed that if the female received some isk, she would stop crying and would renew her subscription--thereby saving CCP from bankruptcy.
devinebish finally produced the identity of the Mackinaw's original owner: a female named stunning rockchewer.
Having played EVE for only a few weeks, the female had no other option but to mine in highsec for an indefinite period. Let's be honest, choosing the name "stunning rockchewer" wasn't an auspicious beginning to her EVE career. Compare that to all the creative ganker character names you see on freighter killmails.
One of our Agents' talents is the ability to get caught up to speed very quickly. Lament fully absorbed devinebish's peculiar tale. As usual, the story's punchline was "gimme money."
Lament wasn't ready to authorize reimbursement just yet. According to devinebish, he was merely doing rockchewer a favor by fitting the Mackinaw for her. Yet the fit in question didn't appear to be the work of an expert.
Agent Lament allowed the miner to speak freely. Endless new details poured from his mouth.
New Order Agents are known for being very generous when it comes to reimbursing miners. But they don't give their isk away willy-nilly. They must have all the facts.
Lament von Gankenheim was pretty close to forming an opinion on this one.
At the very moment that our Agent was about to make a decision, he received word of a new development. stunning rockchewer was making her presence known in local.
To be continued...
Well, that deteriorated somewhat rapidly...
ReplyDeleteLvG riding the coattails of CODE. Shit ganker. Anyone I welcome to be a shitter in CODE.
ReplyDeleteAnon, do you proof-read your comments?
Deletewho cares Rob. looks like Anyone is welcome in CODE. ANYONE.
DeleteLvG must be doing something right if he's got you as an enemy.
DeleteLvG is smacking women around. Nothing right about that.
DeleteAnon, I get it now; "anyone is welcome..." Tripped me up.
Deleteanon638
DeleteNot just anyone can join CODE, only real EvE players.
Whiney shiposting ag child murdering pedophiles that are scared to undock are not welcome. Just so you know not to apply.
Wow, CHODE. slave Lament von Gankenheim is apparently AFK as much if not more than the average miner.
ReplyDelete@chodeanon
DeleteYou do realize that when we say afk, we mean afk in space? Agents dont afk in space, only greedy carebears will do someething that foolish.
Just wanted to make sure you understand how ignorant you seem to us, but please keep posting, we enjoy laughing at your lack of reasoning skills. You must be another BM/Davey alt.
Everything Code touches turns to shite quickly... look at what they did to the Goons. They definitely helped them win the hearts and minds of New Eden lol. Well actually they helped them down the path of the bitter-vet from scamming to ganking to quietly moving on to World of Warships with Mittens.
ReplyDeleteGood riddence!
Lol, you can't get traffic on your own fail blog so you are forced to shit post on ours to maintain relevance, meanwhile the New Order is consistently killing over 1 trillion ISK per month (and that is just from CODE. Alliance killboard).
DeleteGet good, AG plebs.
Nitetime is so active this blog. LvG and Nitetime are TIGHT Smacking Women Around IRL.
DeleteDidn't a moderator in highsec militia murder his child and kill himself after getting upset about a video game?
DeleteAnd they say code are the bad guys.
There it is again. Lol loyalanon never ceases to amaze. Keep spewing the trash that got you banned. Broken record. The CODE under your leadership was "winning". Seems that we are better off in CODE without your bullshit.
DeleteSays the anonymous carebear who says "we" as if he is an Agent. You are probably the same guy whose AFK buzzard I ganked in Osmon that whined in MB chat afterwards and claimed to be part of the New Order.
DeleteCODE kills miners, ag kills minors.
DeleteNot so subtle differences.
ag are greasy RL gypsie trash. Anytime some greasy ag becomes AN HERO we all win! Always!
;)
@735anon
DeleteGoons aren't moving on friend, where do you get such faulty imformation? They will be here for years to come, collecting your greasy tears as always.
So what will you tell yourself in the future when Goon CODE alts are still collecting your whiney tears, and your child murdering ag friends have all became AN HERO?
Probably whatever you tell yourself every day when you fail rl. maybe do some bragging about your compsci degree, or how 1337 you are at encryption huh?
I love the sound of my comments getting so far under your skin that it hits bone. :P
DeleteI even got a reply from Loyal-Artard the Banned Has-Was of High Sec.
Keep up your delusions laser-brains. You're all one step away from being banned or moving on to some other video game any way.
Keep up the charade that ag is not toxic.
DeleteJust going to point out again one of your moderators murdered their child and killed themselves after failing to stop code.
Let me know your thoughts on what happened.
The silence is deafening.
DeleteYou guys definitely put the bitter in bitter-vet. Kinda like the time you made fun of Gorila when his wife died. Or when you got banned for harassing players IRL. Sounds like you guys are the toxic ones.
DeleteI'd much rather talk about in-game events, like this one: http://highsecmilitia.blogspot.com/2015/09/there-is-big-hole-in-that-blue-donut.html
Boy that came around to kick the goons in the ass, when the Imps needed their allies the most, they decided to cut their ties and move on or joined the invaders.
It's like the butterfly effect but at a grander, and daily, scale. Call it the Godzilla effect. Who thought it was a good idea to make an alliance with Code and to start hunting freighters on a daily basis? I'll bet Vile Rat was rolling over in his grave.
How long can Godzilla rampage through High Sec before everyone decides to kill it where it lives? Well we now have an answer. An interesting insight into human nature.
Now you say that there will always be Goons in eve. Yeah ok. Snicker. lol. They are living in low-sec, a place where null-sec alliances go to die. They should at least move into an NPC station in Null and try to fight back with guerrilla tactics. Maybe they could move into MOA's old station in Pure Blind? Ah but then there is irony...
I'm sure you think Code will always be around, and I would have to agree because there will always be bitter-vets.
@1234
DeleteI dont know how noob you are, but Goons have lived in lowsec before, waited out their opponent's willpower, farmed a shit ton of kills, an then moved back null and took what they wanted.
This is fact and it will happen again.
You ag shitlers cannot see past your last shitpost, you will only look the fool for your ignorance.
Miner calm down, Goons and CODE will be here long after your kind have moved on to hello kitty.
How trashy you gotta be not to already know this?
It is known that the Anti-Ganking community is a miserable place to be. Even admitting to be AG evokes a scornful reaction from the community these days.
DeleteThe AG movement was created out of a desire for a retribution, with visions of fleets of jammers, logi, and counter-bumpers, working in concert off reliable intel reports in order to intercept gank fleets and stop ganks from happening. However, since Carebears only value ISK/hr, they never attracted the numbers they were looking for, and no decent leadership.
Like any other group created solely to stop another group, they suffered from lack of identity and what little identity they have is defined by the gankers.
Years of unrelenting failure compounded by apathy on the part of the gankees (who wants to save an AFK anti-tanked freighter?) have worn AG down to the point where all the sensible members have left, and those who remain are not true to the original vision.
Today's AG has devolved into parasitism. They point a single catalyst on a gate as the gank fleets move through, attempt to shoot the wreck after the target pops (now wrecks are buffed for HP), engage in ninja looting, and their metagame consists of angry comments on this forum.
James 315 said it best when he compared miners to children. They want what they don't need, and need what they don't want. Good thing our trust Agents are around to provide guidance.
ReplyDeleteWill they give in to her temper tantrum and refund the loss? Unlikely. She's in for a healthy dose of the Code.
I completely lost it at 'oi knob'. Comedy gold!
ReplyDeleteI love these carebear shitpost tears. You can almost hear the whine. They have to be the most ignorant group of shitlers in any game.
ReplyDeleteAnd in hisec
ReplyDeleteYou get a permit
Or you get rekt
It's not like you ag trash didn't know, you only have yourself to blame after you get dunked.
A small question: I seemed to notice on here and in the older posts on the forum a seeming hatred of new players (which seemed to culminate in a suggestion to launch repeated raids on rookie systems). To your credit some of you wished no part in this activity but alot also posted support for the idea.
ReplyDeleteMy question is this: why do so many of your agents appear To have prejudice against new players? (This coming from a part time losses ganker)
*lowsec
DeleteAs James has often pointed out, many 'new players' are not, in fact, new players.
DeleteThey are new characters, which may or may not be new players. These days, it's impossible to tell.
For my money, any character leaving the Rookie Systems is entering the full-on full-time PvP Sandbox which is EVE. Fair game.
I've finished reading 'Internet Spaceships Are Serious Business: An EVE Online Reader'. It has completely consolidated thoughts which I and many other New Order members have harboured about the game.
It's also mostly a scholarly read, but it does include contributions from Chribba, Endie and The Mittani. I highly recommend it.
My next SoundCloud recording is slated to cover the New Player Experience, with an appropriate text by James 315 and an introduction linking some unassailable supportive excerpts from the book itself.
It shouldn't need to be repeated, but the New Order of Highsec does not hate new players. I'd hazard a guess that no EVE player hates them. But there is a responsibility on the part of the new player to commit to becoming a genuinely participating member of the EVE communities.
Uncommitted and/or asocial players will struggle to find a home in the game.
Yo Fatbeard
Delete0/
The hate comes from the carebears. If you had actually read back through this site you would already know that.
You fail at thinly veiled attempts to bolster the ag argument "gankers discourage new players".
You must be another anon ag crybear.
Why don't you just go back to petitioning gankers in game, since you cannot do anything yourself to stop us.
Most new players are just fine. They have not yet been afflicted by Carebearism. Rookie systems are off-limits https://support.eveonline.com/hc/en-us/articles/203209712-Rookie-Griefing for that reason. Those systems are where truly new players may stay until they feel ready to face the rest of New Eden, at which time they become regular players.
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ReplyDeleteLoyalanon stop it with the moderator murder suicide thing already. Jesus. Don't let AG get under your skin. They got you banned for that stuff. Drop it and move on. You are just feeding the AG trollers. You must have better things to do than to reply to all of their trolling. Waste of your energy really.
ReplyDeleteLol this is comedy gold! Zopiclone trying to tell loyalanon to Calm down after he got jacked. Brilliant just like in the game. Just like trying to tell a miner to calm down after you gank his ship. Priceless. So good!
DeleteSo ag is kinda like BM/Davey huh? Super smart troll that is smarter than everyone else?
DeleteI bet they all have compsci degrees and are encryption/software gods....
XD
831 seems 'blissfully' happy
DeleteHmm . . . a 22 day old character who can fly Exhumers and use T2 drones? I know skill injectors are a thing, but still . . .
ReplyDeleteDrammie Askold
But where oh where is Ming?
ReplyDeleteHooker? Really? Nice way to talk about a woman. But i guess hookers are the only women that get close to you, so you think that all women are like that...next time try to clean your basement a bit, or not even a hooker will come close to you mate...
ReplyDeleteThis blog should be called Minerthumping, Seems Chode is just recycling things though, every story seems to be the same thing day in and day out.
ReplyDeleteA lot more fractures in the comments today, anyway Meh seems all made up anyway
It would seem that way to a greasy gypsie ag.
DeleteNah should be called minerthumping, cause miners get thumped all the time in all places
DeleteI got a question for the so-called hisec militia.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you not have an open forum on your blogsite, like this one?
Why do you feel it is ok to post anon here, but then moderate your blog?
What are you scared of?
CODE is an all-inclusive group, while ag is so very exclusive. The hypocrisy of ag, ingame and out, makes me believe they have something to hide. Dont believe it? Say something dissenting in their chats and watch how fast they call you a terrorist then kick you.
I leave for a few days and I come back to this...
ReplyDeleteLoyalafool, Wolf Soprano, Sophie Soprano, whoever the hell you are, you are a sociopath/psychopath and need some serious help. The shit that you keep posting about about that AG mod who committed murder/suicide got real old real fast. It's the same shit you did when you made fun of Gorilla when his wife passed. But, then again, what can one expect from an organization that still thinks that Mittens is the CSM chair, after he advocated the suicide of another player at a presentation during the 2012 Fan Fest.
Even Confucius said don't point out other peoples dirt when your own doorstep is not clean. From where I am sitting, the NO's doorstep is so filthy that it looks like a horder lives there.
Oh, and to my anonymous fan: Yes, I did go there, and I do have the nerve to do so. Don't like it? Too bad. Bend over and take it in the ass, since that's all you are good at.
BM.
Tldr
DeleteAnon 5:29: Ah, my fanboy. You say that I am gay, and yet you reply to every post that I make, same thing every time.
DeleteThank you for feeding the troll. I must have really gotten under your skin for you to follow me everywhere on this blog. BWHAHAHAHA
BM.
Well, that deteriorated somewhat rapidly...
ReplyDeleteAhhh ninja-looting. Now that takes me back. Some of the best fun you could have in AG.
ReplyDeleteJames 315 seems to be obsessed with bullying people. I guess he probably had an abusive childhood
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