Havoc5124 > your boys jump me again they r in for a shockerFreed from the shackles of his anti-tanked exhumer, Havoc5124 was ready to unleash his full fury on the New Order.
Havoc5124 > im not mad just trying to get you here
Havoc5124 > duel free from concord and after i blow ur ship up ill take 50mil and an apology from you
Havoc5124 > you should be paying me for my time because newbie trash like you is just wasting my time
Tisiphone Dira > So is the dreaded wormhole cap fleet coming for me then, or am I safe to go about my bussiness?The miner was secretly in command of an empire in wormhole space, one which was patrolled by a fleet of his fellow capital pilots.
Havoc5124 > u can bring ur business here and ill shut you down, hows that sound
Dom Arkaral > you are one lazy bear, no wonder you got ganked hahah
Havoc5124 > not lazy just dont really give a shit about you loosers
Havoc5124 > im laughing at you not crying
Havoc5124 > come back when u can fly a carrier and i might pay enough attention to you to listen
Havoc5124 > good for them so let me guess that means you are to much of a weak ass biatch to handle a carrierThe miner was so busy with his empire that he had barely any time to exact vengeance against the Agent who popped his Mackinaw.
Havoc5124 > thats why ur boys are flying destroyers and nothing bigger
Havoc5124 > freaking newbies
Dom Arkaral > I can tank a carrier in my bs anyday
Havoc5124 > lol ill believe u can fly a bs when u show up with one
Dom Arkaral > you still haven't noticed that I'm not even in the CODE. alliance haven't you?The other shoe dropped: Havoc5124 was only engaging in conversation with our Agents to keep them distracted while he made preparations for a full-scale war against CODE. and any affiliated alliances.
Havoc5124 > ive noticed in fact im talking to my guys about dropping a war dec on all of your aliances
Dom Arkaral > "your guys" lmao
Havoc5124 > laugh now
Havoc5124 > have fun flying your pos destroyers
Dom Arkaral > whew XDTisiphone could only shake her head. Havoc5124 was about to destroy the New Order, leaving her with only a small chance of selling him a mining permit.
Havoc5124 > lol u r fool and ur stupidity is making me laugh harder so please stop making me laugh
Havoc5124 > u just dont get it do you
Havoc5124 > were r u
Dom Arkaral > Uedama same as an hour ago
Havoc5124 > hmm 14 jumps away...........
Havoc5124 > what r ur termsThe miner offered to duel Dom Arkaral, but then he went silent. The miner disappeared, which is typical of carebears who vow revenge but actually do nothing. What our Agents didn't know is that Havoc5124 had every intention of delivering them the shock he'd promised.
Havoc5124 > as in restrictions
Dom Arkaral > none? this is EVE lmao
Havoc5124 > ok works for me
Dom Arkaral > oh welp
Dom Arkaral > guess he isn't coming after all XD
The next day in the "Why am I dead?" channel...
Lament von Gankenheim > 2017.01.05 23:14:20 Player Donation 10,000,000 ISK 250,050,990 ISK [r] Havoc5124 deposited cash into Lament von Gankenheim's accountThe news from Agent Lament von Gankenheim indeed shocked everyone. Their amazement only grew as Lament showed them the logs of his convo with Havoc5124 earlier that day:
Dom Arkaral > holy mammoth how did you manage that?
Lament von Gankenheim > he ended our convo with a "it was my pleasure meeting you"
Dom Arkaral > how? he went to "fuck CODE." to "let me suck your tralala.. ummm your ding-ding-dong"?!
Lament von Gankenheim > \oLament had been contacted by Havoc5124, who saw him talking to other miners in the "Why am I dead?" channel. His attitude was completely different now. For the first time, he recognized that he was just a highsec miner in need of a permit.
Havoc5124 > greetings
Havoc5124 > i was reading over the chat log and saw you also offer services in assisting players in building proper tanks is that correct
Lament von Gankenheim > absolutely
Havoc5124 > good, im a returning vet of the game and would greatly appreciate assistance in getting back ontop of my game including PVP.
Havoc5124 > i will pay the 10mil isk to youLament didn't even need to sell him on the idea. He simply collected the miner's isk.
Havoc5124 > for a 1 yr permit
Havoc5124 > is this permit good in all high sec
Lament von Gankenheim > every system 0.5-1.0
Havoc5124 > roger that.
Havoc5124 > isk inboundAs I've often said, our wallets are filled with the isk of those who say they'll never pay.
Havoc5124 > 10mil transfered
Havoc5124 > awaiting your evemail
Havoc5124 > pleasure doing business
Lament von Gankenheim > my pleasure as well
Havoc5124 > do i need to leave my current corp to be one of ur agents
Rebel carebears of highsec, you see that permit up there? That's going to be in your bio one day. And probably a lot sooner than you think.