Like Baby New Year, the purchase of even a single share of New Order stock is a precious gift. It means highsec is moving in the right direction--even if by a baby step.
Witness the unmatched generosity of the New Order: An Agent purchasing shares for another Agent, in celebration of that Agent's achievement.
Agent Aaaarrgg now has over 9,000 podkills to his name. Think about that for a moment. How much love does someone need in his heart to pod over 9,000 people? A lot would be my guess.
And now, ladies and gentlemen... Bing.
Bing Bangboom's purchase of 2,000 more shares of New Order stock sent us over the 1 trillion 103 billion and 1 trillion 104 billion isk marks and earned him a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
What you won't find in that essay is any mention of the fact that Bing's purchase enabled him to slide into the sixth overall shareholder position. You gotta watch these New Order shareholders. They're unbelievable businessmen; they're killers.
Viirilithizu Ward also rang in 2017 with a purchase of New Order stock. Her purchase of 550 additional shares brought us past the 1 trillion 105 billion isk mark and earned her a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
BONUS!
Fifty shares and a fit--sounds like a plan.
Here's Remiel Pollard's newly theorycrafted Hecate.
It looks like 2017 is off to a roaring start! All you non-compliant carebears out there might want to go back to sleep until 2018.
But where oh where is Ming?
ReplyDelete\o/ Long live 315 and the New Order!
ReplyDeleteThanks again for making my playstyle possible, shareholders! <3
Here's to another year in New Highsec!
-Oink
The New Order of Highsec! Coming to a system near you (or nearer than you'd like) SOON!
ReplyDeleteOne of my New Year resolutions is to get off my space-butt, leave Genesis, and seek out rebels in far-flung systems who've grown smug in their disobedience.
Who knows, there may even be a tale or two in it?!
I've just returned to Genesis, it has been a while. They’re awfully badly behaved, aren’t they? You should take a well earned break Rob and leave me to deal with them, whilst you explore somewhere more exotic for a week or two.
Deleteshut up
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DeleteThere's a persistent infection affecting the area around Tekaima. The principle pathogen is CASMA - the Centre for Advanced Studies Mining Alliance.
DeleteThe good ol' Galaxy Farm helps to keep the symptoms down, and so did Конфетный Тролль and Winnie Po0h, before their enforced holiday, but your offer is typically generous, Alt 00.
We Agents and Knights are the most generous people around, no?
It's the generous service we provide!
DeleteRob's "shut up" fanboi is losing his touch. He is constantly refreshing the page trying to get to say "shut up" first but he failed.
DeleteGet a permit, or get rekt.
a permit to say "shut up"?
Deleteyou guys are really twisted, probably you even need a permit of James to take a shit...well, i don´t give one about you
Oh my god, you do not fit a Hecate like that. That is just awful.
ReplyDeleteWell then link a proper fit, or do you not have one?
DeleteYea that's what I thought.
https://zkillboard.com/character/95454030/ just so you know that anon1159 really knows how to fit a hecate
DeleteOh my god you do not fit a hecate like this
Deletehttps://zkillboard.com/kill/56844715/
That is just awful
Actually, if you want 1000+ dps with the tracking of small guns, this is exactly how you fit an Hecate. 10-20 of these things will down a T3 or a shiny incursion battleship in seconds. A Talos with roughly equivalent dps will set you back ~110 mil or more, can't lock, align, or warp as fast, and can't track moving targets very well. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
DeleteJust so you gankers know, my crew will be cleaning up Hageken and surround area. Stay out if you don't want to lose your cataliyst!
ReplyDeleteMy citadel there is a safe spot for all Antigankers and anyone who fights against hisec greifers. No marmitebitches allowed!
Break a wish? Hahahahaha scared of nullsec!
You are funny.
DeleteHageken....target list updated. Ask the several 1bill+ arrogant skiff pilots that were killed tonight in tolle what is coming your way. The proud nail is about to get the James 315 hammer.
DeleteHageken, the new home of the Skolomistarius bot Skiff fleet? The locals celebrated as we blew them up yesterday and we encountered no resistance.
Deletehttps://justpaste.it/12cps
https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98488254/