The Miner He Saved, Part 1

DizzyDy tanked up her Covetor--which is like putting tank on a piece of tissue paper. It was easily destroyed by Agent Damien Oxytocin. Eliminating DizzyDy's self-destructive beliefs and behaviors would be a much bigger challenge, though.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:53
To: Damien Oxytocin,

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

When DizzyDy finally returned to her keyboard, she misused it to send Agent Damien a discouraging EVEmail. He had his work cut out for him.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:55
To: DizzyDy,

Wow, citizen, take a step back, take a deep breath and please for the love of James 315, remove your finger from the "Shift button". I have only shown respect to you in my mail, and will continue to do so. I am simply doing my work and I ask that you respect me as an individual even if you do not agree with my vocation.

Now, please go read The Code and please buy your permit.

Thank you for complying,
Damien Oxytocin,
Knight of the New Order

Some rebels and skeptics accuse our Agents of using provocative EVEmails to inflame the passions of otherwise mild-mannered carebears. But as you can see here, nothing could be further from the truth. I wonder how much worse the carebears would behave if our Agents didn't tell them to calm down!

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:56
To: Damien Oxytocin,

Suck my dick, im not sending you the fucking isk

The miner refused to buy a permit, instead sending our Agent an indecent counter-proposal.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:57
To: Damien Oxytocin,

How about this. Get a life and leave me alone..

So far, the miner was unreceptive to the Code. Yet it was obvious to Damien that she needed the Code badly. Happy, satisfied miners aren't so sullen.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:58
To: DizzyDy,

But sir,

I do have a life, you may even peek on it over on https://www.twitch.tv/diphoration where a lot of law abiding citizen are witnessing your inapropriate responses. Please for the love of our Saviour, take a short break, and think things through.

Damien Oxytocin,
Knight of the New Order

Our Agent acted once more as the voice of reason.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 01:59
To: Damien Oxytocin,

God isnt real. I dont really care who sees what, All you can fuck off.

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Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:03
To: DizzyDy,

You are entitled to your own belief, but I am talking here about a real capsuleer that goes by the name of James 315 and that created The Code.

Now it was time for the ultimate test. By invoking my name, Agent Damien was sure to uncover the true nature of the carebear.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:06
To: Damien Oxytocin,

Oh you mean that pussy who hides in a NPC corp.. yeah fuck off.

The results were disappointing. Despite the fact that I've been in player corporations for the past four years, DizzyDy reverted to an old rebel propaganda talking point.

Re: New Order Law Violation
From: Damien Oxytocin
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:08
To: DizzyDy,

I think you are looking at the wrong person, James 315 isn't in an NPC corp, he's head of the CODE. alliance...

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Re: New Order Law Violation
From: DizzyDy
Sent: 2016.11.15 02:16
To: Damien Oxytocin,

Come try again

Bot-aspirants wonder why everyone treats them like they're pathetic. They resent it, because they mistake pity for malice.

In an act of self-mutilation, DizzyDy branded herself as an anti-Code miner. Even so, Agent Damien Oxytocin was absolutely committed to his mission. If he couldn't rescue DizzyDy (yet), he would find another miner to help.

To be continued...