The only thing more intimidating than a space lawyer is a space solicitor. Welcome to yet another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
If Inegeld Grayman is from the UK, then maybe there's something to this after all...
No, he's from Russia. For some reason I didn't expect that.
Winning hearts and minds is no easy task, but our Agents are up to the challenge.
It wouldn't be a Grab Bag without a miner wishing RL death on one of our Agents. With that safely out of the way, we can let down our guard a bit.
Ah, I was testing you, dear reader. Never let your guard down.
Stettin Branno would gladly wait 24 hours for a response to his 5 million isk reimbursement request, rather than spending that time earning the 5 million himself. Why do I get the feeling highsec mining isn't very lucrative?
Sandini Falcon's boss probably wouldn't be happy to know that one of his employees was playing EVE while working on a project for the company. I know how the boss feels: I certainly wasn't happy to learn Sandini was working on the project while he was supposed to be watching local.
Sandini's anger only grew when, predictably, our Agents did get him again barely an hour later. I wonder how that project's coming along.
If you're an aspiring salvager, just follow the tears.
Diplomatic work is never easy. Agent TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet tried to cut a fair deal with vlad powers, only to find himself being compared to a Nazi.
vlad soon found himself on the defensive, as his rhetoric got him Red Penned.
As the Saviour of Highsec, I find myself getting a lot of out-of-context apology EVEmails.
I think I know why so many carebears seek forgiveness from me. I mean, where else are they going to find forgiveness in EVE--Jita?
A tranquil night in Elonaya: Agent Bing Bangboom looked upon his work with satisfaction when he realized that the entire ice anomaly was populated exclusively by Code-compliant, permit-owning miners. This is a vision of the future of highsec.
wooooaahhhh antigankers are failing incredibly hard right now
ReplyDeletetriggered
DeleteHaving fun not playing the game? You must be missing it incredibly hard. Since you post your tears on here daily. Showing a brave face though. Keep it up friend.
DeleteLoyal has been ganking for the past few weekends
DeleteOh that's nice that loyal keeps on trying to come back & to try to be relevant again.,.,.,. He ha ho hueh
DeleteHope he can keep his shit together this time .,.,.,.
3rd time is a charm they say .,.,.,
Foul language is not acceptable by the code terminate yourself
DeleteHow upset would you say loyal gets when he sees zopiclones name on here? I'd be guessing he's broken about 4 monitors by now.
Deleteacts of unnecessary violence is not acceptable by the code terminate him
Delete06:43,
DeleteAll loyalanon cares about is hanging on to what's left of his social club. He doesn't care about the New Order.
-07:57
Im just here to collect salt for my popcorn. Sounds like some plebs are salty they got booted from code XDXDXD rekt gf
DeleteOnly plebs eat popcorn
DeleteGuess no exception here
Dissention among the ranks is not acceptable in Code, terminate yourselves.
DeleteSuffer not the bot-aspirant to live.
ReplyDeleteIn-game, of course.
Why do you just log in splode stuff and log in and splode stuff and log in splode stuff and log in splode stuff and log in splode stuff over and over like a bot? WHY?
DeletePraise James and his true and pure followers.
ReplyDeleteHeil James 315 and the space reich
DeleteLooks like the kusions are going to be the #1 PvPers of ALL time... ha ha
ReplyDeleteYes lord Vader praise to the emperor. when do we start construction of the death star
ReplyDeleteAfter code flushes eve down the toilet general
DeleteCracks are forming. Left CODE to join goons. Only a matter of time till they fall.
ReplyDeleteYou're either outright lying or just plain dumb.
DeleteSo many of us have alts in The Imperium/PL and other Nullsec entities that it's only a matter of time before idiots like you are spotted, marked, and kicked.
The New Order is an unaligned Highsec movement which however draws support from all over New Eden.
The only cracks forming are those in your fragile take upon loyalty. Thus you'll travel from corp to corp, hightailing it as soon as your essential faithlessness becomes triggered.
I've given you more time and column inches than you deserve; for goodness' sake stop being a weak fool and develop some dependability - wherever you end up.
dissention among the ranks is not acceptable by the code terminate yourselves
DeleteI hope your not referring to me for going to join The Imperium Rob. Im enjoying the diversity. I don't have a problem with CODE, just some of the GM aspirants within it.
DeleteHi Karma, I rarely get spikey with named individuals in comments sections. I certainly hold you and your achievements in high regard. Enjoy your time with the Goons!
DeleteThe Imperium has GM aspirants too :) In fact, all successful organisations have people whose job it is to instil a respect for self discipline (the only effective form of discipline), it's just that they're not always the right folks for the job.
We suffer in EVE from a problem which isn't as prevalent when you hold an effective sanction: folks can just walk away or tell you where to go, with no consequences.
This makes it very difficult to avoid the dilution or destruction of corps and alliances when members' self-discipline takes a holiday.
Unless you appoint people to senior positions whose first skill is that of managing themselves, you'll always be facing one kind of disturbance or another.
To the other Anon: I realised that he/she was referring to the Alliance; I just wanted to point up that the Alliance is made up of New Order members. The writer doesn't say that he/she left CODE. to become an 'ordinary' member of the New Order again, but that out went the baby with the bathwater.
On a side note, typing into this wretched rectangular box does my head in. Even the scroll-arrows are a nuisance. Maybe I should write less. Yes, that's it; write less, Rob.
we all just need a party to lighten the mood, we can have tacos too, yay tacos
DeleteRob getting spikey with named individuals in the comments section...
DeleteBy Bob's beard I never thought I'd live to see the day. I'm so happy!
kekekekekekekeke
Your evil laugh needs work, terminate yourself.
DeleteRob,
ReplyDelete06:21 was referring to CODE. alliance, rather than the New Order of Highsec, and Karma certainly understands the difference between the two.
CODE. was a mistake. While it is home to many good Agents, institutions like TCE and NOL have sadly been co-opted by carebears. It's not the Savior's fault. Who could have seen this coming? That's why they call it "emergent content", friends.
Long live the New Order.
-07:54
Every family has its squabbles.
DeleteSquabbling is not acceptable in code, terminate yourselves.
DeleteIf I had known it would have been that easy to trigger Tweeps, I would have done it long ago. XD
DeleteSadly you've lost perspective of what is triggered anymore. You are rewarding crybears for getting insulted. Enough said. This is not New Order worthy. You are now held hostage by crybears. You now enjoy being socializing more than the mission. You have lost your way miner.
DeleteProcess him
Deletenot bad!
DeleteYeah fighterjets aka tweeps is pretty salty XD
DeleteXDXD
Delete:thinking: Worried about something?
DeleteIm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.
DeleteThe social club is real. Enjoy your tea and crumpets. You lost your way miners.
DeleteIf you say so.
DeleteWe gots miners now! Whoa code fell hard.
DeleteMiners are a deplorable breed and must be exterminated, any miners within code need to be killed. Code needs a good cleansing of any who aspire to be a miner.
DeleteJust for clarification. Im still killing miners. Only difference is, i do not care if you have a permit anymore.
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOHHH NOT CODE WORTHY, NOT FOLLOWING CODE, YOU DEVIANT.
DeleteEffectively not much different. Gallant miners are very difficult to catch and kill; nigh impossible.
DeleteI a miner follows the code he can not be popped in a gank. So, in the end, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy - if you gank and pop a miner without a permit, great. If you gank and pop a miner with a permit, he was clearly not following the Code, his mining permit should have been revoked, still great.
DeleteThe Code always wins!
So its just popping to pop regardless of permits now? So the permits are useless? So why the hell are we selling them? Why am I sending that money to others, forget that I'm keeping that shit now.
Deletehaving a permit is not permission to break The Code.
DeletePermit or no we just come up with a reason and pop em don't even send the ISK from the salvage up the chain anymore.
DeleteBut where oh where is Ming?
ReplyDelete"No, he's from Russia. For some reason I didn't expect that."
ReplyDeleteThis made me actually laugh out loud. Comedy gold!!!
Hello,
ReplyDeletei want to invite people for "DOGFIGHTS" into EVE VALKYRIE. https://www.evevalkyrie.com/
There isnt mining, there is JUST FIGHTING
My Wingmen and me need more trained people to fight with.
Please send me PS4 names so we can met and lets see how good youre in VR Dogfights, (i havent access to your forum)so letz see if anyone of your people wants try...........
please dont forget were members of the "RUBY League";
Minerbumping seems to have 0.0 kills in EVE Valkyrie (at the moment). Please change it as soon as possible, or be called (in future):WEAK anywhere else
https://www.evevalkyrie.com/articles/dev-blogs/welcome-to-the-next-innovation-the-valkyrie-league
Happy flying!
(prepare for motion sickness if we met, and if youre to poor for VR join in the trences of BF1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXl2ZybwTk
Deek Padecain,
ReplyDeleteWe have received your complaint with thanks.
We may be delayed in responding in the affirmative. We are currently unable to breathe as we're laughing our arses off at your ridiculous suggestion. Have you not read the EULA? The bit where it says "All title belongs to CCP" means you don't own anything, and therefore there is no crime. Learn to read English please.
However wasting police time is a serious criminal offence and any time now the bootboys will be kicking in your front door.
Should have got a permit.
Kind regards,
The Fuzz
London
I added him to the Red Pen list for that, and added compound interest on top of the 30,000,000 ISK debt that he has been formally instructed to pay to the New Order.
DeleteI am still waiting to hear from his solicitor, so will send Padecain some reminder e-mails soon, in case he might have forgotten myself, and the fine that he is legally and contractually obliged to pay the New Order under the law of Highsec.
But I like the blue pen better
DeleteDo your job, go get the ISK stop waiting like a miner.
DeleteDoes CODE. need a permit to fail cascade in High Sec?
ReplyDeleteIts only fair to point out that most of those Code compliant miners are Salah's boys as he sold them their permits. My steady ganking of miners in Elonaya just inspires them to STAY complaint.. and tanked.
ReplyDeleteThey've started selling me Catalysts at below market prices so I think they are true supporters.
'I wonder how that project's coming along'
ReplyDeleteI loled
Jeeeezus Vlad, is that how hooked on phonics works?
ReplyDeleteY'all probably know this already but there is a large non-compliant, bot aspirant mining group in the system of Angymonne. One guys mines blue ice with like 30 different accounts. They are all skiffs but if someone needs some content you could have a lot of fun with enough people and t1 anode catalysts. Take care.
ReplyDeleteSuch a miner. The bingo square "anyone want to gank this guy?" fits perfectly for you. Don't be a goofus miner. Be gallant, get a catalyst. Be social, get friends. Gank them yourself.
DeleteIn mean time get a permit and get rekt Phag!
Foul language is not acceptable in code, terminate yourself
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ReplyDelete