EDISON spun a woeful tale of a dying CODE. alliance. Agent Lillie Naari didn't believe EDISON's story, but she wanted to conduct a thorough investigation of the matter.
A protip for all you carebears out there: Our Agents always know more than you. Always.
So far, EDISON was sticking to his story. But he had yet to produce any evidence.
EDISON stalled for time. Our Agents kept on him. The miner was starting to grow nervous.
EDISON's story imploded. The frazzled carebear was at a loss to prove his connection to the Supreme Protector.
Our Agents were frank with the miner. Simply put, they didn't believe a word he was saying.
Agent AGBee 001 dropped a hint that she knew more about EDISON's own story than EDISON did--but the miner failed to pick up on it.
Agent Lillie relentlessly interrogated the miner. EDISON still wouldn't admit defeat. The pressure was clearly getting to him, though.
Stray hashtags came flying out of EDISON's keyboard. He was on the verge of panic.
EDISON ENGLISH > i know dom..on fb..i know james from eve..thats all..take or leveThe miner tried another stalling tactic. Lillie didn't mind. When the miner returned from his bathroom break, she'd be ready to continue the interrogation.
Lillie Naari > can you prove either of these claims?
EDISON ENGLISH > i sec need a pee
Lillie Naari > Can you offer any shred of evidence to corroborate your wild allegations?
AGBee 001 > Remove the permit at onceAgent AGBee 001 cut to the chase: EDISON's mining permit was revoked. The miner was aghast--ten million isk right out the window.
EDISON ENGLISH > no i paid for my permit
EDISON ENGLISH > its legit..unlike u guys
AGBee 001 > I invalidated it
EDISON ENGLISH > u cant invalidate my permit
Lillie Naari > So EDISON, at this point, i guess the easier thing is to ask what you HAVENT been lying about.The sputtering miner put his head in his hands. Why wouldn't anyone believe him?
EDISON ENGLISH > well he dont add or at least says he dont add eve t his rl fb page..thats why no eviance only pvt chats ect..i cant proove much untill hre responds to my msg on fb
EDISON ENGLISH > rthats the truth ruth
AGBee 001 > You strike me as a pathalogical liar, which is exactly what James says we should expect from a non-compliant miner.
AGBee 001 > EDISON ENGLISH because of your constant lies, I have no choice but to put a Triple Red Pen violation on file for you.Things went from bad to worse. These Agents meant business. Now EDISON's only hope was for the Saviour of Highsec to miraculously appear.
EDISON ENGLISH > wtf
EDISON ENGLISH > dude
EDISON ENGLISH > im telling the truth
AGBee 001 > Miner, I swear to James
AGBee 001 > If you swear in this chat one more time
To be continued...
wow antigankers are really failing right now
ReplyDeleteJeezus christ, this edison character is quite the specimen.
ReplyDeleteGet 'em, AGBee!!!!
ReplyDeleteKill him till he rage quits, eve doesn't need miners
ReplyDeleteAgreed!
DeleteI'm sure Dom/James will appear in part 3 (maybe even in the flesh, or just on fb) and clears the miner. He'll turn out to be an old highschool buddy.
ReplyDeleteFight the evil gankers do a great service for the peaceful citizens of High Sec. Join the High Sec Militia today!
ReplyDeleteNope just kill the miners, freighters, and the noobs. Make em all quit
Delete*Snooooooooooore* Huh? What? Oh... just AG again? *Goes back to sleep*
DeleteSo how does one sign up for the "high sec militia"? I don't see a corp or alliance to join. Something's sketchy here.
DeleteThey sooooo cute, I will join if they got tacos
DeleteNo corp, no alliance, no tacos.
DeleteNo militia.
But I love tacos, Ill explode without tacos, that happens sometimes
DeleteNope we like soft targets that don't shoot back
ReplyDelete339 speak for yourself, ag scum.
ReplyDeleteI know James IRL, he is actually Steve Buscemi. Most of you AG won't believe me, but it's the truth, the guy is a legend.
ReplyDeleteThe rat faced guy really
DeleteThat "rat faced guy" is more successful and gets laid more than you.
DeleteThat makes you the ultimate fail, for posting without thinking.
Good job ag.
Awwww we gots us a carebear here aint he so cute see how riled up he is whos a lil carebear yes yous a lil carebear aint dat right.
DeleteLet me guess Anon530 you measure success with money and sexual exploits. You really need to grow out of that miner mindset, your an agent of code stop acting like a greedy miner and grow up.
DeleteThis guy is nothing but ag this and ag that. Obsessed much, geez go pop some miners and get off the ag wagon.
DeleteTell me where ag touched you and we can file a report.
DeleteJames is really Donald Trump, good business sense and he's grabbing all the P***IES.
DeleteBut we don't like things shooting us back, that why we do miners an freighter an such cuz they cannot shoot
ReplyDeleteOnly ag likes shooting things that cant fight back.
ReplyDeleteGankers love shooting combat targets, ag loves shooting targets that are guaranteed to die and not be able to fight back.
Gankers have alts that regularly pvp in low/null, ag hides in highsec and waits CONCORD or facpo to fight for them.
Try harder ag scum.
Dissention among the ranks is not acceptable by code, terminate yourselves.
ReplyDeleteantigankers are failing so hard right noe...
ReplyDelete* happy room play
* stick war play