In a sandbox game, there's no such thing as heroes or villains, good or bad. Everyone does whatever he or she wants. Right?
...Wrong. We know from the Code that we're the good guys and the Code violators are the bad guys.
Agent Hero Of HiSec made the decision to become one of EVE's heroes. He immediately began performing acts of heroism, such as killing highsec miners.
But Hero is no ordinary Agent--as seen by his rendering of Agent Bing Bangboom's famous rallying cry, "Highsec is worth fighting for."
Hero's chivalrous conduct and vocabulary has precedent, going all the way back to the New Order's earliest days.
One might hope that Hero's twist on the English language might tend to soften his message and have a calming effect on the miners. No such luck.
In fact, Hero's mannerisms sometimes produce disgust among the carebears he kills--though it's difficult to separate out their anger at being ganked.
While miners may occasionally find a conversation with Hero to be frustrating, he always manages to get his point across.
And Hero's zeal for the cause allows him to be flexible:
After all, no language barrier cannot be overcome by the Code.
In any case, losing ships tends to give miners focus, even if they're normally distracted by a hundred other things.
And so we can easily answer the question of whether miners take Agent Hero seriously:
Deadly seriously. An Agent's power is enough to make any miner tremble.
But in the story of every hero, there is a nemesis.
To be continued...
For James sake already. Please give back loyalanon his stuff. He has been posting here for months now lamenting over his loss and is not giving up. I am frankly tired of seeing his pain on these forums. When the last comments section surpassed 100 replies I knew that this has become an issue.
ReplyDeletePlease give back loyalanon his stuff already, so we can stop seeing his pain and anger and ramblings of him just saying “salt” over and over and hoping it has an effect. It’s hard to get excited about this anymore.
It is becoming sad to see him refreshing this site spamming F5 just in hopes he can see a new comment and comment back on it as quickly as he can.
TL:DR Please give loyalanon his stuff back. For all of our sakes. Otherwise he will just keep lurking around on this website posting “salt” over and over.
Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png
Deletelol
That's good content, 6:38.
DeleteSame old picture. An EVEMail being composed... could be by anyone. Fake News... no proof it wasn't concocted by the bad guys to make Tweeps look... ... worse.
DeleteProper Screenshot, or it didn't happen.
So, just to be clear, you're tweeps denying that this evemail was ever written by you and your little fun fun crew? https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png
DeleteIs that REALLY the position you want to take? Why deny that this evemail is real? Those are your REAL feelings about CODE in there, aren't they? It's amazing what you will think is a good idea in a small, absurd echo chamber of salty rage.
You know, you'll just argue with anything like this saying it isn't true..... but everyone knows it is XDDDD
Sounds like Jerry and loyalanon are angry. Guys we were trying to avoid this remember? Just give back the stuff and let these guys be. Give back the isk and ships with interest and a nice apology letter. That should stop this crying.
Deletehttps://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png you'd have to be a complete idiot to think that this was written by anyone other than tweeps. the saltiest of rage mails to james!
DeleteJerry calm down.
Deletehttps://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png it looks like you could use some calming herbal tea after writing that rage filled mail full of super salty tears and threats against the CODE!
DeleteCalm down Jerry. You are making them even more relevant than they already are. I mean they are already superstars, but you are taking them to another level of superstar!
DeleteNow we have our own blog than nobody reads! Even less than those HSM wanna-bees. ;)
Deletehttp://highsecsocialclub.blogspot.ca/
See there he goes again. Linking their website and everything. You have to learn to control your feelings for them. You are just helping them win.
Delete8:18 "even more relevant", "already superstars"? It sounds like you're trying to convince yourself of this and not anyone else
DeleteStill salty XDXD
DeleteNo proper screenshots from anyone involved? I am disappointed.
Deletehttps://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png
DeleteThere, stop the bickering.
Fake News, Lawrence.
DeleteScreenshot or it didn't happen.
The uploader has not made the video available in my country.
DeleteRickroll denied!! :(
https://youtu.be/TBC--MzXwVw
Deletehttps://youtu.be/5Lse7zUFixg
DeleteAhem. Ming, Ming... whereforart thou Ming?
ReplyDeleteFlash Gordon killed him.
DeleteWell done, good sir! I look forward to Part 2.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I anticipate a smorgasbord of tears from my fellow gankers, as they embarrass themselves in another round of undignified, unruly, and largely irrelevant bickering.
Well alt 00, if these actions aren't befitting of your high office within the New Order, you are free to do enforce the CODE. outside of the CODE. in much the same way tweeps and kalorned do! lol!
DeleteMuch of the anonymous bickering is between Tweeps and Lillie Naari. Tweeps got booted for a failed coup, and Lillie has a master plan to humiliate him with anonymous comments. It would be better to duke it out privately, you two.
Deletelol fake lawrence strikes again!
DeleteThere's more than one Lawrence! For shame, a pox upon the lots of you charlatans and knaves who take upon themselves the mantle of carebear.
DeleteHail and well met Hero! Thoust tales doth enthuse me rightly! I prayeth to the monarch that your encounter with the villainous Rayze doth end amicably and on decent terms!
ReplyDeleteActually, in private, you repeatedly said that Hero of Highsec has autism and that you hate him, much like Hrothgar: http://i.imgur.com/1y5XFol.png
DeleteThe knave doth lack an ability to speak in the common tongue - at the behest of all well to do agents thou must educate thyneself on etiquette and proper language!
DeleteWhats your etiquette lesson say about having a hidden channel where you talk about how much you hate "your subordinates" in AGBees and how much you hate Highsec Heroes "autistic schtick". I mean, you can deny stuff like this all day...... as liars, but I was there and watched those conversations unfold.
DeleteYou hate Highsec Hero and only begrudgingly admitted weeks after meeting him that he had "grown on you slightly".
Such outstanding etiquette! I should certainly take etiquette lessons from someone like you XD
Forsooth, as subjects of his majesties kingdom we doth have particular and divinely appointed language expectations. Thoust lack of respectful and reasonable speech within His borders hath reduced thines credibility in all matters of speaking to that of a newt! Pray fix thines public discourse, for the good of all well meaned subjects!
DeleteNeo mo rìgh no thighearna, feumaidh tu a thoirt suas le James fhèin ma tha sibh airson cur às le saor an-asgaidh à idseant ùr òrdugh.
DeleteFellow knights, in thist thine comment section, let all thy comments be in the olde english.
ReplyDeleteNach bi sinn a 'dèanamh sin an uair sam bith a dh'aithghearr thu english sheilge. Chan eil mi a 'feuchainn ri toirt air a bhruidhinn do dhòighean airson mi-asgaidh à idseant.
DeleteIt appeareth that yonder anti-gankers faileth daily.
ReplyDeleteYou sir seem to be enamored with these anti-gankers, I feel it is most displeasing to present company and you should see yourself away at once.
Delete"If dubloons is all thine mind understandst, I shall ensure thou losest more."
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud. I might start using this line.
Thank you for the excellent article, Hero of HiSec!
I giggled a little at that :D
DeleteHero: "Thou canst send me 10 million dubloons"
DeleteMiner: "(to himself: this guy's nutts!) I don't want aaaaaaany trouble"
Hero is having fun!
Need more meds. He is reverting to his old English language.
DeleteRIP Snigie I see, another ganker down! What's happening over there?!
ReplyDeleteSnigie was a spy and a carebear traitor.
DeleteI do enjoy everyone talking about me XDXD must have made some people EXTRA salty if they still talk about me years later XDXDXD
ReplyDeleteCalm down miner
DeleteI do enjoy everyone talking about me XDXD must have made some people EXTRA salty if they still talk about me years later XDXDXD
ReplyDeleteFailing incredibly hard daily... que using the word "salty"... check! Que the use of "XDXDXD" check! It all checks out. Failing incredibly hard today as well. Well done. We look forward to your predictable presence tomorrow. You should perhaps post this paragraph a third time for a hat trick.
DeleteGo back to your AG husband
Delete'Cue'
DeleteAnd action!
Deleteenjoy your next ban skid
ReplyDeleteLoyal is right, someone cannot stop posting anon salty tears. Do you think it's because at heart he/she is just a confused highsec carebear?
ReplyDeleteThis is the CODE. website after all.
You mean Dom? XDXDXD
DeleteYou leave Dom outta this, besides his real name is Hugh Mungous.
DeleteDear Tweeps,
ReplyDeleteI miss you more than is probably healthy for a white man in the age of the God-Emperor Trumpicles! Let's get together and talk about MOAB bombs sometime...
Hugs and kisses,
John E Normus
Is John E Normus the hero that CODE. needs? Only time will tell!
DeleteDear John,
DeleteI had worried that you may have had a heart attack or other old age related illness. I am glad to see that you still possess your mental faculties.
Perhaps one of your children will help you to e-mail me - please write down my e-mail. tweeps4john@ gmail.com.
If you have any problems just post here again.
Best,
Tweeps
Dear Kalorned,
DeleteHas my ticket number been generated yet? I saw a ticket number of "315" from a screenshot and was a little taken aback.
Please advise.
Yours in the Code,
John E Normus
ps Is Jerry back?
Dear John,
DeleteI looked up your ticket number in the database and it was #162, we had called it about a year or two ago it seems. It's understandable that you may have forgotten your ticket number due to a progression of years on your part but fear not! Just say the word and we can generate a new ticket in the all new IA database.
Jerry is back in fact! He's been a bit tired lately but none the less, he is back.
Dear Tweeps,
DeleteCould you work with Kalorned? His instincts are good but his delivery needs some polishing. Also, I need a new number.
Thanks in advance,
John
Dear John,
DeleteI'm sorry I couldn't be of more help John - I would be happy to connect you with my supervisor though who can further assist you. Please hold.
Dear John,
DeleteI am here to help ensure you are taken care of. Would you mind telling me a bit about your situation? If you would prefer to take this to a more private setting, please get in touch with me via the e-mail provided above. We look forward to hearing from you.
Best,
Tweeps
John id love to talk to you soon old friend :D
DeleteSounds like a fake John to me.
DeleteDear Terry,
Deletehow are Timmy, Teddy and Gerry? And your mum?
Are mommy and daddy not getting a divorce now.
Deleteever taken it in the rear? I take it in the rear all the time. Ya know what I mean? right? right in the rear? My pappy always said if in the rear causes a tear your not my real son.
ReplyDelete-Loyalanon
RIP Snigie I see another ganker kicked! What's going on over there?!
ReplyDeleteIs this because zopiclone gave him his stuff before he died?
DeleteMay Zopifag rest in peace
DeleteTalking ill of agents of the new order is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.
DeleteLOYAL WHY DONT YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ReplyDelete-mildron
DeleteCuz I secretly love an illegal miner and anti-ganker.
Delete*Dramatic music begins*
And now nice traps been kicked too, is this because he knows zopiclone too? Holy balls loyal, your saltiness knows no bounds!
ReplyDeleteThe problem is that you and your code friends are now putting Islamic text in their bios. Now we are pretending to be digital Islamic Terrorists. That's not fun or smart - and to give real terrorists a nod by emulating them shows a complete lack of judgement. If I show you the pictures of what those dirtbags have done to civilian friends of mine you would realize how foolish you all are.
ReplyDeleteJAMES ACKBAR!
Delete-Oink
It's a TRAP!
DeleteCalm down miner, if our agents wish to put Islamic text in their bio's that is none of your concern.
DeleteHeh. My bio contains Arabic language text. I'm very proud of it, because it was issued by Salah ad-Din Al-Jawahiri. There is no reference in it to Islam; but even if there were, what of it?
DeleteOP should exercise restraint and discernment before posting (anonymously, of course) in this hallowed place.
I'm writing in English, so I must be a Catholic/Protestant/Christian Fundamentalist terrorist?
You terrorist you.
DeleteDear loyalanon
ReplyDelete</3
-Nice Trap m8
Think about all the kids Jeremy.
ReplyDeleteP.S. fuck nice trap m8 he stole 22bill from me a few weeks ago. Glad he was kicked.
Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.
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