Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Hero Of HiSec grabbed his copy of the Code and hurried to the Hek neighborhood, spreading the New Order's blessings far and wide. His unique style endeared him to some, while others despised him and all that he stood for.
Some miners were willing to meet Hero on his own terms. "When in Hek," and all that.
Nevertheless, Agent Hero didn't judge his fellow EVE players according to their outward appearances. It was their compliance with the Code that he was interested in.
One of the reasons the New Order is so efficient is that every Agent serves as a judge, jury, and executioner. Miners get the benefit of speedy, convenient justice.
Hero ganked Elimir Egnald's unlicensed Venture. The Agent was soon treated to a series of objections and denials.
Few miners can escape unscathed from an argument with one of our Agents.
Elimir's guilt seemed certain. But then came a "HOWEVER" with a dramatic sweep of Hero's arm.
The miner was given an opportunity to have his claim of innocence heard by another Agent. Would he take it?
He would. Elimir reported to the channel and presented his arguments.
Elimir tried to put the system on trial, but Niko Vladirovich wasn't interested. He cut to the chase: Elimir lacked a mining permit.
More griping commenced.
Although the miner offended the court, Niko was willing to give him some advice. Using a Venture to mine in highsec is a bad idea.
Elimir proved himself to be a Goofus, rejecting Niko's sage advice and vindicating the original gank. 'Twas a good day to be Agent Hero Of HiSec.
But the true villain of this story still lurked in the shadows.
To be continued...
All the angry German posters are just tweeps and kalorned trying to break out the symbolism by associating code with Nazis ��������
ReplyDeleteIt must be! It is the ONLY Possible Explanation. There can be NO OTHER explanations! This must be the work of people that are not inside the tight knit CODE circle jerk of friends. ^^
DeleteStrange. All the "German" comments work almost perfectly in Google translate..... As though they were written in English and translated to German using Google translate.
DeleteThey work perfectly in google translate, but no so perfectly in Germany...
DeleteHow kind of the Germans to make it easier to read for us English speakers! Very industrious of the Germans! I would expect nothing less than to make it easier for us!
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Clearly a faked picture. Nothing to link it to anyone - anyone could have produced it.
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DeleteHallo ihr alle Flachwischer, hast du mich vermisst?
DeleteHeil James
DeleteWhat salty tweeps and Kalorned REALLY think of their "friend" Hrothgar and the other AGBees they made:
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wow this is super crazy!!!! why so mad Jerry?!?! Why so MAD?!?!
DeleteBecause zopiclone ruined him before he died last November and gave his stuff to his friends, loyal got banned for joking about him dying (never gonna see the grand kids) and has never recovered. Hope that helps you understand.
DeleteAlso werden wir diese fickfehlers bald loswerden?
DeleteTratschtante
DeleteSo who died?
DeleteAnd why do people get so bent over obvious humor?
They bend to be butt plugged
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DeleteEgads! Verily Hero of High Sec is a well vetted and noble knight of The New Order of High Sec to be be able to repel the devious attacks of Rayze! Such extraordinary circumstances and ponderous anticipation leaves me bespoke and awaiting more of thine tale Hero!
ReplyDeleteEs lebe das neue Reich und für immer treu die Ritter von Jakobus.
DeleteAWWWW YEAH BABY.
ReplyDeleteDu lustmolch du.
ReplyDeleteJa, es sind die Gesetze für die Wiederherstellung der professionellen Zivildienstleistungen.
ReplyDeleteLoyalanon X d X d x d !!!!!!!1
ReplyDeleteDamage control seems to be going great loyal, well done.
ReplyDeleteRemember when the comments section was all about laughing about miners James? You've lost control when you took code from having fun killing miners to allowing members to be kicked at will because others got sad instead of just carrying on killing stuff like you should have.
Cue loyal crying salt etc but deep down, completely destroyed he's only relevant in a blog comments section.
Sie haben keine Ahnung, wie wahnsinnig wahre Ritter von den weinenden Ziegenhirten sind, die unsere große Ordnung ruinieren.
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DeleteThe best imgur link is this one, showing the mail you guys wrote to James https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png
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DeleteGood thing im not in control of the comments. XDXDXD umad?
DeleteP.s still relevant enough to get you all booted from minerbumping/code XDXD hows that discord going? I have a pastebin from yesterday thats gold XD
DeleteYou seem upset loyal, harping on about screen shots, you ok buddy? I thought this didn't bother you! Your reply say the opposite!
DeleteP.S. Someone please give this guy his stuff back! TODAY! if possible. PLEASE. He is RELEVANT!!!! He said so himself. If he is relevant he should have his stuff back. With interest and pain caused penalty payments, if possible. He promises he will stop saying XDXDXD over and over without any particular reason as why it's needed in the first place. He promises to play nice from now on. Because he is/was/still RELEVANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RELEVANT!
DeleteLol mb has gone downhill!
DeleteDoesn't seem like your in control of much
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ReplyDeleteis Siegfried still alive?
DeleteHey do you retards not know how to link in the comments?
DeleteFFS you can even set it as the URL under the name option.
Gotta be highsec carebears, lazy motherfuckers
@ 8:52
DeleteHe mostly plays other games with better graphics
After what Twerps did to him, I can see the attraction in playing something else.
DeleteScams are part of the game, so are coups. Not the game for him then.
Delete"When in Hek,"
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahahah
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput
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the only butt hurt i see is that lame ass mail of 4 crybabies who can not be trusted.
DeleteTEST is recruiting.
TEST ALLIANCE DEAD ALLIANCE HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH KARMA SUPPORTS TETSTS WUTTA PLEB
Deletei guess that would be awkward being a goon but whatever. You still in TEST kalorned ?
Deleteloyal thinks he is still relevant.
ReplyDeleteThat's more of a meme then Tweeps being semi autistic. XdXDDDXXDDD
Loyal is a carebear spy and a traitor. TAKE HIM AWAY!
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has anyone really been fas as decided to use even go want to do loo more like?
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Yup, comfirmed tard.
DeleteYAY tarts. So tasty
DeleteI didn't really get what codeTard was getting at. Since people have been using it a lot lately, I turned to google for help:
Delete"Hat jemand wirklich fas wie beschlossen, zu verwenden, auch gehen wollen, loo mehr wie?"
still none the wiser.
Seems linking in the name didn't work as well as Carebear Activists hoped.
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YAY! BlackSkull is back!
ReplyDeleteGotta get rid of Code bears inside code now.
ReplyDeleteExplaining the joke. Lame. I would have let people wonder.
ReplyDeleteRun away its a bunch of cry babies now running the code.
ReplyDeleteLoyal thinks hes in charge but really everyone is laughing at him.
ReplyDeleteOhh no , are we going to have to get 20 catalysts given out at a time as long as we hand back the burned loot ?
ReplyDeleteWe don't want the burnt stuff, but do give us those French fried taters, mmmmmmm.
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Oh, great, your article gives me useful information and a fresh perspective on the subject.
ReplyDeleteThere should be no implication that the hero should be struggling emotionally and or physically with any of the obstacles they face. subplots
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