You know what's going on here. Another edition. Off we go!
The recent MinerBumping series on Agent Hero Of HiSec shed a light on what he's been up to. I'm proud to be associated with such a gentleman.
Joslyne Sparrow finally had enough of the whole "New Order" thing, so she decided to do something about it herself.
...Then she decided it was a matter for someone else, and her campaign came to an end. That was a really scary two hours, though.
Don't bother counting the syllables, dear reader. It's not a haiku.
I don't need to do much of an investigation to close this case. I mean, the guy put scare quotes around his own excuse.
Some miners like to send a barrage of separate messages, hoping they'll be heard for their many EVEmails...
As with the Conservation of Ninjutsu, the proliferation of EVEmails did nothing but dilute each message's quality.
Maybe this was lil bitss's way of saying she wished to have a private convo with our Agent. It would've been a better venue for this type of thing.
Finally, the miner gave up and decided to destroy EVE by driving away new players. But what about CCP's revenues? What a monster.
Apparently Monder Aurgnet was looking at the highsec org chart upside down.
In a major diplomatic blunder for the rebels, Iren Skripa insulted the entire Republic of Niger--nearly 20 million people. Way to go.
Here we see the reality of EVE and its new (or newish) players. They come to the game looking for excitement, but often get bogged down in the grinding that the tutorial and the carebears direct them to. When an Agent shows up and gives them PvP, it's a cause for celebration. EVE would've died years ago, if not for the Code. We keep this game going.
Very entertaining Grab Bag, Saviour! So much in there I'll have to read it all over again to savour the flavour.
ReplyDeleteYes, I know; too much.
Isn't it weird? You devote untold hours to your chosen profession, living it to the full, reading random out-of-date internet guides about it; defending it to the hilt - but you still can't spell it.
How is it that miners can't spell 'mining'?
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How CODE acts:
ReplyDeleteGovernment agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.
What code forces miners to pay for:
During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.
Yea we get it, ag fails day, always. Much like their heros, the nazis.
DeleteYour problem seems to be a lack of originality, probably due to a genetic weakness, inherited from your subhuman lineage.
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Anon416 I think he's calling you code boys Nazis not the ag boys. Its okay we like a little variety in here, chaos is more fun than order. OOOOPS your an order, guess chaos might be up to your CODE!
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Oh but the tears help me rape you harder.
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I like that ones idea, just blow em up and rage quit em all. I think a new group may get started. I may want to join that one. No pretending just killing, and never having to tell them that they broke some rules, just flat out players killing players.
ReplyDeleteThat's gonna be lots of fun, Shall we bring some party poppers.
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So you intentionally fail to rp in an rp game. Why do you shitters even play EvE?
DeleteTo blow the shit outta stuff why do you play?
DeleteWho said its a rp game? Dumbass.
DeleteIf this is a rp game then we all need to speak german in here. Heil James
DeleteANON412= NAZI FAIL
DeleteSubhuman. I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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these antigankers are truly salty about failing non-stop daily
ReplyDeleteStill fighting with that AG husband.
DeleteWolf Soprano = NAZI FAIL.
DeleteWolf Soprano: A combination of a predatory pack animal and a mafia family name. Its nice, but just remember the pack often eats its own, ask around I'm sure the wolves may tell ya more than the mob about eating the weak loose ends before they drag ya down. Then again so log as you doing the eating even your own brothers are just meals that tag along.
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What do you know, more shitter tears. Nice job Wolf, making these highsec ag PHags so mad over a game that they cannot control themselves. You win sir. And apparently ag fails nonstop daily.
DeleteEvery one of you stupid shitters needs to mature, unless that's as mature as a subhuman PHag gets.
Keep crying, PHags.
I'm only crying because I'm your daddy. BTW your mother still owes me the 1 grand for the plowing.
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Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.
ReplyDeleteIn the public education system there's a saying wispered among the educators when tasked with teaching subhumans with mental retardation:
Delete"Simple mind, repetitive task."
And before you tards start crying about the he subhuman part, humams have 23 pairs of Chromosomes. EXACTLY 23 whole pairs, for a total of 46. Without that, one is not human.
Can you see where this is going?
Yes Nazis did lots of studies in eugenics which led to lots of human testing which you seem to be quite fond of with all the genetics talk. Nazi.
DeleteTalk about repetitive, this guy never shuts up about genes and subhumans, you think his brain got damaged doing all that repetitive ganking and role playing like they are saviors? I think hes just a bot trying to act human, programed to do the same tasks and make the same comments with the same vocabulary over and over and over again. Lets tune him up and make a chaos machine that kills indiscriminately. That would be more like art and less like machinery.
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He likes calling people subhuman because he is not human, just a machine, it does as it is programmed. Poor little code Nazi, he needs a hug, and a life.
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DeleteWho wants to be human, I sure don't, its so boring with the mundane everyday grind of mining hauling or even upholding a set of rules. Lets just embrace the natural state of the universe and do what feels good. I prefer a hot bath with some Epson salts with a goodly amount of my enemies blood to soak in, but ill just settle for killing some miners.
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Thanks for all the uneducated ag tears. You PHags are too easy.
DeleteKeep trying hard, your faulty lineage is showing.
I think we made him cry. Nazis are so easy to rile up.
Delete23 whole chromosomes you say, your short a dozen or so.
DeleteRemember when people posted in german in here? lul! Why did they stop?
ReplyDeleteWeil es zu viele Evolutionsbremse gibt, die hier weinen, wenn sie Nazis genannt werden.
DeleteSomeone just had to ask didn't they.
DeleteKip stopped posting in German because he's a lazy shitter with no follow through.
DeleteAnd he seems to be unable to control himself, probably bad genetics.
Oh who let Josef Mengele outta the lab. Paging doctor Mengele oh doctor Mengele your needed.
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Das ist mir Wurst.
DeleteSie haben nicht alle ihre Schalen im Schrank.
DeleteAll you ag PHags can cry and whine and fail all day, but what you can't seem to do is realize when you are being led around by your nose.
ReplyDeleteYou shitters are much too weak minded to have any consideration when it comes to adults making adult decisions. You are all failures at EVE and you resort to crying here due to your in game impotence.
You do seem to have some genetic disorders in the cerebral area, so you can see how normal adults think of you as mentally deficient.
Do any of you shitters even have n acceptable RL situation? You know, where you went to school? received an education? are able to make mature decisions without acting like a spergy dipshit?
Do you sign all your spergy, ignorant, uneducated posts with some repetitive string of capital letters?
You are subhuman. If you can't believe it just log into EVE and do some afk mining/hauling like any bot could be programmed to do.
Less than human. That's your problem, not ours. We do feel that your kind were placed here for our entertainment value, and we do love it when you post ignorant tears here.
Thanks PHags
You understand your responses are actually backing up their claims.
DeleteOh come on now don't be sour, I'm just starting the game and I have yet to blow up my first person, I'm really looking forward to it. I'm going to see if there are willing volunteers. Course you could walk me through the process if you like, don't worry I'll be gentle.
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These code guys get uppity really easy. People don't like it when they get called out. They hate the truth.
DeleteDo none of you actually watch your language, its part of your rules.
ReplyDeleteDear James 315, thank you for all you have done but now please you must do more, you must start with your agents, if they cannot act in a professional manner then how can they prove to those who are lost that the code is the way. You need to clean up those in your order who do not follow the code, so that others may see your light.
ReplyDeleteThe level of tweeps and friends crying in the comments is forecasted to be: severe
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DeleteNow seriously how does one build a good ganking catalyst in a alpha clone? I'd really love to get in on some of this.
DeleteYour publications are always inspiring.
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