The miner in question, RAPID FALCON, had been mining in a Venture. In case he was a newbie, Agent Duvaindes began supplying the miner with valuable information about the nature of the gank he'd just experienced.
The miner appeared to be punch-drunk. Or maybe he was always like this.
RAPID made a ominous comment about a new code coming to the Actee system. Was he threatening counter-revolution?
The miner followed up his sinister prediction with another one. Unfortunately, RAPID had difficulty communicating his intentions, so it's possible he meant something else entirely.
No matter how many miners our Agents deal with--and no matter how similar the miners are to each other--there's always the potential for a bombshell revelation. RAPID made a stunning disclosure: He had 85 million skillpoints!
Could he be telling the truth? Yes. RAPID's lengthy employment history goes back long enough to support his extraordinary claim.
Behold the sum total of RAPID FALCON's three and a half years of EVE experience and 85 million skillpoints.
Duvaindes could only pity the miner. He wasn't interested in her compassion, though.
Our Agent tried to find some common ground with the miner, but the task proved to be impossible. It was difficult enough to carry on a conversation with RAPID--even a hostile one.
RAPID was sensitive to any criticism about his Venture fit. He renewed his threats.
Actually, our Agents are perfectly happy to lose all their ships--to CONCORD, that is. Duvaindes wasn't too worried about RAPID's claim to be able to hunt her down across the entire EVE galaxy. However, she did feel a Red Pen fee was appropriate in this instance.
RAPID FALCON excused himself from the convo with one final prediction: Agent Duvaindes would not expect nothing in highsec. Accounting for the double negative, the miner finally made a point. In the past, highsec was a silent wasteland devoid of content. No longer. Our Agents don't expect nothing in highsec; they expect the Code.
The Code Always Wins. Yay!
ReplyDeleteExcept when it doesn't, but we don't talk about that.....
DeleteOut of curiosity, was anyone else here reading RAPID FALCON's words and hearing them in their head in a Russian accent? :D
ReplyDeleteSpot on! In mother Russia miners gank YOU
DeleteI'm so used to reading this kind of stuff that I automatically substitute the correct English in my head.
DeleteHe appears to be Portuguese, and no one I know who doesn't speak the language is capable of successfully rendering that accent, whereas for some reason the 'Russian' accent is something upon which everyone agrees!
@ Anon 1710: Ha Ha Ha... no. We gank everyone regardless of nationality. We're an equal-opportunity organization that way.
DeleteAlthough... that does remind me of Hardisen's line from "Leverage": "It's the Butcher of Kiev. Have you ever been to Kiev? The Cake Maker of Kiev could whup all of us!" LOL
Then a Portuguese rendering of the Code should be our next quest!
DeleteI just about fell out of my seat, I laughed so hard. How can Anti-Gankers defend these horrible miners? They're a terrible lot for the most part. We must save them from themselves, for the sake of High Sec and Eve!
DeleteAnd we shall not let them Talkemoutta anything! :D (Sorry, couldn't resist the Mel Brooks reference. LOL)
DeleteXD
DeleteYes we must implement das final solution and cleanse New Eden of the bergmenn. Heil James.
DeleteNão importaria eu não lidar com os nazistas
DeleteMais pessoas vão caçá-lo, as pessoas até falam de uma raiva vinda contra você. Vocês são nazistas neste jogo e devem ser tratados da mesma forma que os nazistas reais. Vamos acabar com você.
DeleteThey should call him RABID FALCON.
ReplyDeleteNot funny really, try again.
DeleteHe's gonna give you a FALCON PUNCH!
DeleteVocê verá o quão raivoso eu sou quando o encontramos.
Deleteif antiganking cant stop a venture gank what makes them think they can stop a freighter gank?? XDXDXD!!!!1
ReplyDeleteYour married to AG
DeleteBack off didn't you hear his wife is AG.
DeletePorque quando eu tiver terminado a merda da sua măe, vou mandá-la para a cama sem o seu jogo e amigos nazistas.
Delete"It was difficult enough to carry on a conversation with RAPID--even a hostile one."
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Does concord kill gankers or do you get 100% damage killmails?
DeleteToo bad they can't get people to read their blog so they have to advertise on ours :P
DeleteThey have a blog? Is that what they call that URL? I thought it was a CODE/GOON hall of fame with all of the names up there. :D
Delete@Wolfie We get 100% kill mails. Just ask any of your friends in game... oh wait, you can't! LOL
Delete@1231, link your killmails please. Oh that's right, you can't. Ahahahahahahah
DeleteLink your sex life..... OH WAIT>>>> NO ONE WANTS TO CRY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeleteYou want me to fight for this guy??? For reals?!?!
ReplyDeleteNein we want you to sacrifice for der reich and James 315's vision of a Bergmann free New Eden. Heil James.
DeleteWhat makes the highsec carebears so rabid?
ReplyDeleteIt is part of das bermanns DNA zey must be removed from the Fatherlands or all shall suffer.
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DeleteHe's my favorite miner from this year's entries. Please never stop exposing the glorious results of prolonged exposure to asteroid-dust to the general public!
ReplyDeleteYou sicken me, you dare admire das Bergmann und speak here where the glory of James and his reich speak about das future of New Eden.
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DeleteTodos vocês, nazistas, precisam morrer.
DeleteHe is one my brother's favorite miner. Thank you for sharing the post.
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He is un Bergmann and must be eliminated from New Eden, Heil James.
DeleteCircle jerking anonymous ag posts litter the comments section these days, it seems.
ReplyDeleteSo just ignore em, don't be like an AG child or a miner.
DeleteActing like a miner is not acceptable under code, terminate yourself.
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