The advantage to striking up a conversation with a carebear mid-autopilot should be obvious. Surprise inspections tend to be the most effective ones.
Some EVE players slack off by doing homework when they should be focused on their video games.
Our Agents managed to pod Davidd Olacar, the richest player in EVE. He makes over 360 trillion isk per year and is the game's only quadrillionaire. Chribba carries his luggage.
Sadly, our Agents also podded Harat Nabor, the most important business contact for CODE. that you've never heard of.
Flying under the CODE. banner is sort of a force multiplier. When a player from Vrix Nation pods people, they look at the CODE. alliance ticker and instantly get a sense of whom they're dealing with.
On the other hand, Vrix Nation's activities can earn CODE. new enemies. For example, Seldon Vestrit has an idea of how to destroy us--if only he can keep his nose out of his browser!
Rumors can be deadly. Helen Helenius read something on Reddit and thought it was safe to autopilot again. She was wrong.
Carebears may not consciously like being podded while autopiloting, but do they respect it? Probably most do.
The temporary bump in player numbers from EVE's "free to play" initiative has mostly subsided. The problem was that the new players weren't invested enough in the game. Also, the tutorial lacked Code-related content.
Thanos Zanjoahir had an excuse for autopiloting that was so confusing that our Agents are still trying to figure it out. In the meantime, his reimbursement request must remain on hold.
You can file this one under, "I AM CALM!!!"
The phrase "constructive criticism" is a tricky one; a lot of people gloss over the word "constructive", and you end up with stuff like this.
Bot-aspirants are in a daze when forcibly unplugged. They're like sleepwalkers; experts say you shouldn't wake them unless it's urgent. Well, the Code says it's urgent.
Every Agent is a professor, and every bot-aspirant is a student. Some pass, others fail.
To be continued...
A tough lesson to learn, thank goodness we have the Code to guide us!
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Heil James
DeleteThe Great anti-miner laws of the New Order Reich
DeleteWas Hänschen nicht lernt, lernt Hans nimmermehr.
Delete"Some EVE players slack off by doing homework when they should be focused on their video games."
ReplyDelete"Our Agents managed to pod Davidd Olacar, the richest player in EVE. He makes over 360 trillion isk per year and is the game's only quadrillionaire. Chribba carries his luggage."
Praise James \o/! (After he buys me two new keyboards)
Heil James
DeleteDas kannst du deiner Oma erzählen.
DeleteDavidd macht auf dicke Hose und gibt eine Lokalrunde.
DeleteUnd das mir keiner aus der Reihe tanzt!
Delete"Some EVE players slack off by doing homework when they should be focused on their video games."
ReplyDeleteThat was easily the best line on the blog this month!
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Delete[ 2017.04.17 09:29:53 ] LAZY ST0NER SMURF > im afk mining
How CODE acts:
ReplyDeleteGovernment agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.
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Foul language is unacceptable under code, terminate yourself.
DeletePracticing Nazi laws and propaganda trivializes holocaust victims, not bringing to light the people who do it. Plus you are acting just like a good little Nazi advocating that someone not reproduce or spread their genes. You sir are a good little Nazi.
DeleteHis kind not needed here wow, Nazis not wanted in EVE dumbass, go biomass yourself Himler.
DeleteEver watch how people who cant stand to be compared to something are the ones most like that thing they don't like being compared to? Yeah might wanna go check on that triggered little snowflake.
DeleteHoly geez I'm glad someone told me to check this sight, I love watching these gankers cry when someone points out how butthurt they get. Hey ASAD do you want to kill miners because they are greedy or because your code says so. Just so I know whether to call you guys Nazis or radical Islamists.
DeleteWARNING SNOWFLAKE MELTING HERE. WARING WE HAVE A SNOWFLAKE MELTING HERE.
DeleteCall the whole group we got a live one here.
DeleteCalm down Jerry
DeleteAh shit is there a codebear in da house
DeleteAnd yet another Nazi coming to rescue his melting snowflake and ask that people be killed or just die. But these are the "good guys". WA WA WA. I'm special I'm in code I'm the law of high sec. well no your a Nazi and none of you can codebears can handle being called what you are.
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ReplyDeleteNicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben
DeleteTweeps and Kalorned discussing treason against the CODE., James, and the New Order! https://puu.sh/vgddw/9befaa69f7.png
ReplyDeleteIch bekomme so einen Hals, wenn ich das höre!
Deleteantigankers are failing so hard right now. why do they get so salty when all code does is provide them with content?
ReplyDeleteNot getting that AG D Still?
DeleteRemember that time zopiclone got you banned for life?
DeleteRemember that time you bitched that AG wasn't giving you any sex, yeah if you could stop complaining thatd be great.
DeleteRemember that time you got ganked from a distance, and your 20 plus fleet fell to pieces and did not reach their target. Concord got to them first, that was an awesome win for AG
DeleteRemember that time you were butthurt, oh wait its now. HAHAHAHA
DeleteI cant wait till it happens again.
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