On the storied battlefields of Uedama, bot-aspirant carebear jay lacey was decisively beaten by our Agents. The butcher's bill included a shuttle and an empty pod.
Still punch-drunk from the engagement, jay lacey asked Agent Sherri for six million isk. jay was confused. To the victor go the spoils--the victor!
It appeared Sherri had picked the wrong shuttle to pop: jay lacey had powerful friends in nullsec. His connections in Pandemic Legion would redeploy the alliance to highsec, where they would focus on targeting Sherri's Catalysts.
jay was just about to refer the matter to PL and leave the convo when an innocent remark from Sherri stopped him dead in his tracks.
jay couldn't resist. He would not leave the convo until this whole "PvP" thing was resolved.
Although Sherri was obviously a better player than jay, they were both still players. Hence, PvP. jay had a very different view.
The miner grew increasingly upset. Our Agent didn't take the bait, though.
Sherri wasn't interested in watching jay fly off the handle and rant about his lost shuttle. So she invoked the name of the Saviour of Highsec. This would decide the matter. In a matter of moments, jay would reveal once and for all whether he was a Goofus or Gallant.
jay reacted negatively to the mention of my name. This was a major red flag, but Sherri said my name again, just in case.
The miner's rage intensified. He became so angry that he couldn't help but let something slip: He told Sherri to stop ganking "barges and shuttle[s]". But Sherri hadn't ganked jay's mining barge. Why was jay so concerned about mining barges, unless he was a miner? He was caught.
The litmus test had done its work. The miner couldn't hide his contempt for highsec's Saviour. Thus, jay's true colors were plain for all to see.
Of course, one must be careful in using my name; hearing it more than a time or two can make some carebears lose control. Sherri had spoken my name four times. Now jay was becoming incoherent. Agent Sherri faced the ultimate challenge: Calm the miner and collect 10 million isk.
To be continued...
Wow – so much rage from the miner, over a simple shuttlecraft.
ReplyDeleteLaugh-out-loud funny, this one; Goofus trumped!
ReplyDeleteRight off the bat the agent refers to him as a Jew.
ReplyDeleteYou must already be a member of the HSM: High Salt Militia.
DeleteWe are dedicated to making High Sec a boring place, and failing at that on a daily basis. If you are not a member you should join, we sit at gates and watch gankers fly past us and win.
At no point does the Agent refer to this squalid individual as a Jew.
DeleteJews have made countless contributions to civilisation.
Jay's sole contribution has been his tears.
In fact the only person comparing the miners to the jews is that mad hsm gal that stays up all night "trolling". Herself.
DeleteWhat is the definition of a miner by the code?
Deleteanon352
DeleteA 'miner' would include anyone in highsec that is not actively enforcing the Code, this would include any PVE or 'hauling' activity.
Anyone who allows themselves to be ganked in highsec.
No matter what activity you are engaged in if a ganker can get a clean warp in and kill you before CONCORD arrives, you will be classified as a 'miner'.
Anyone who acts like any of the heathens featured on this site. Cry about pvp in a pvp game and be labeled a 'miner'.
And especially any "anti-ganker", if you try to interfere with any enforcement actions against a criminal miner, no matter how often you fail to stop the gank, then you also will be subject to such enforcement, miner. Aiding and abetting is a serious offence in modern day highsec. Civilizations need laws.
Anyone, no matter what the circumstances, who resides in highsec and refuses to buy and display a permit in their bio. You can't legally benefit from James' benevolence if you refuse to support and obey the Code.
Hope that helps.
A heathen, a person who does not believe as you do?
DeleteWow that went south pdq.
ReplyDeleteDid you see he was so mad he started adding extra letters as he mashed the keys so hard? "yourr" "bulllshit" "thaat"
Either that or he's role playing Max Headroom. either way, thaat's the voice I heear now.
If it's RPing Max Headroom, it's making s poor job of it.
DeleteMax Headroom had class and dignity.
Jay, like other crayon eating carebears, lacks self respect.
lol!
DeleteAlso, is it just me, or did the content on this blog just go up again?
Max Headroom. Haven't heard that name in decades. Was a gas. M-m-m-Max!
DeleteM M M MMM-Max Headrrroom!
DeleteThe William Shatner interview is worth looking up. "Give it to education" I believe has some bearing on these posts. If we could educate the miners they would be better able to make the crucial decisions required to excel in EVE.
Like if they should be playing an MMORPG PVP sandbox or maybe something softer.
A lot of miners use excel spreadsheet to maximize their ore drawing potential to increase their hourly profit margins. its frustrating to lose the ship they paid lots of money for so they in turn use even cheaper parts to maximize profit while minimizing lose potential. Its a common business strategy in the economy.
DeleteTime for that one butthurt carebear to fill the comments with his tears.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaand, go!
-Oink
I'll copy paste their words.
DeleteWaaaaah
Not fair!
Hitler
My big brother is a Fed/Supreme Court judge you're going to prison
nazzies
** sad homoerotic fantasies redacted **
Hitler
I'll never pay James 1 isk!!!
Can I borrow 10 million to buy a permit?
"nazzies" made me laugh. I can just hear some old vet drawling that out.
DeleteLawyers
Deletecancer
Curses
Hope your female relatives get raped and left to the wolves
If they could find you they would "fite" you, RL
Racketeering
Extortion
Firey RL death
And my favorite:
Would be prosecuted under the RICO statutes, and because my friend from the EU ganks with me, Interpol would get involved and arrest him too. (that one blew my mind)
And that was just what was directed at my alt last month.
Carebearz man! What a disease! I hope we can find a cure before EVE suffers too much to recover.
And you just know that anonymous Abortion Guy is submitting comments madly hoping something will be approved.
DeleteSo you have classified PvE and non combatant players as carebears? Have you creared them as a race, Eg The reace of carebears?
Delete355 anon.
DeleteAll humans belong to the same species, “race” is not a biological reality but a myth. If you keep using the word you place yourself squarely in the idiot camp. Too stupid to know the difference.
Give up the genocide claims friend. If you can't play they game properly, don't get mad when you are lumped into the same group as others who fail, daily.
I mean what is your argument?
The only reason you have to ask about "races" is to try and prove a point that has no place in this game. Maybe you should leave the insular environment of your parent's basement and learn to be an adult. You sound just like the 'nazzies' you so love to cry about.
Takes your 'racism' and gtfo. Go back to wow.
Non-combatant player? Are you talking about a person who plays a PvP game and then refuses to engage in PvP? That's a carebear alright. Remember, Carebearism is determined by actions, not by nature, so it is always possible to reform. "Carebear is as carebear does."
DeleteReligion can also be categorized by actions, correct?
DeleteA lifestyle choice maybe?
DeleteHow CODE. acts:
ReplyDeleteA governmental police force aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who fail to hail The Saviour James 315, by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living. All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state. Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters. The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they do so in compliance with The Code. The squatters are free to become loyal or get out of Highsec.
What CODE. forces miners to pay for:
A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee that anyone can afford. All legal residents of highsec display a permit, including the elite Agents, because society is egalitarian that way. The permit is a statement of support of The Code and The Saviour. Displaying a permit is a solemn promise to abide by His Law.
How CODE. fights:
Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning. A suicide gank is the most elite form of PvP because the outcome is decided within 20 seconds. Targets are surgically removed from space and the gank ships are sacrificed.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed and entitlement of the carebears; the wisdom and greatness of James 315; the glory of the Agents; the folly of the antigankers, and the squalor of the squatters.
I totally agree with this. Dang I need to join Code. Just realized I've been fighting on the wrong side of this war.
Delete"A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.
Delete"aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?
"by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.
"All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.
"Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.
"The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.
"A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.
"Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.
"Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
"Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.
Why the wall of salt 445? Mad that someone has corrected your faulty opinion?
DeleteSay nazi again, it really drives home just how sad, mad, and impotent you are.
Learn to EVE correctly, it will make you much happier. ;)
Ask any ganker, they can help correct your flaws.
"Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis."
DeleteWrong shitteranon445, James set those rules waaaay back in what...2012, shortly after he was elected Ruler of Highsec. Did you not vote? Too late to cry now, dry those salty tears and get your permit soon, miner.
The only thing thag changes is the miner's interpretation of the Code. James has clarified some of the rules for the less educated miners, but otherwise Agents enforce the same Code they alway have. Does your head hurt after you copy/pasta so much ignorance?
Thanks to the Code and the good people that enforce it, more miners are compliant and better educated than ever before.
That doesn't mean the battle is over, there are still some die-hard criminals out there trying to subvert the will of the people, but the righteousness of the Code will bring you to heel eventually.
Any rebellion based on criminal aspirations will fail, daily. Just ask the highsalt failitia, they know fail.
Anon445's quotes don't even match the text. He's willfully ignorant, unconvincing, and lazy.
DeletePeople call code lazy, which side should be believed? Both hold the same arguments.
Deletewoaaahhhh these rozei characters get abuse from an empty shuttle AND Empty pod. antigankers are failing hard.
ReplyDeleteThere's going to be more? Better grab my popcorn!
ReplyDeleteNow that's some qualith posting friend. Content worth reading.
ReplyDelete"A governmental police force aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who fail to hail The Saviour James 315". It starts off strong and it made me lol. Time to evict some bums.
qualith isn't English.
DeleteAnon806 triggered, take that bait boi. Take it all the way down your throat. You know you like it, you keep coming back for more.
Delete;)
boi is not proper English.
Delete"because I don't want to." XD
ReplyDeleteAnti-ganking will never defeat the secret CODE. "covfefe" technique alluded to by President Trump, who was undoubtedly directly addressing James 315, congratulating him on the success of "Project: Covfefe" over the anti-ganking hordes.
ReplyDeleteYou are bringing RL into a game.
DeleteSorry you lil ones needed to nerf your site again, cant take it I see.
ReplyDeletePuhleeese, what you mean is someone closed to door to the primate room again, that's all. Those ag monkeys like to throw their crap around and civized people don't want to be covered in it.
DeleteThanks James, the real content can be enjoyed now, without the ag diarrhea.
Like any Highsec Local, these hallowed comments should be kept clean. Simian poo-flinging belongs on reddit. Praise James 315!
DeleteYou have agents who comment who are not clean, they should get a lesson in commenting without cursing.
DeletePuhleeese is not proper English.
DeleteCivised is spelled civilized.
This is boring. Wheres the troll?
ReplyDeleteModerated.
DeleteHe got covfefed
DeletePlease correct your spelling.
DeleteCode RP.The bullsheet is strong with this one my lord.
ReplyDeleteBullsheet is not proper English.
DeleteMinerbumping.com has increased content by 85%!
ReplyDeletePlease show your math.
DeleteMinerbumping.com + higher standards = amazing!
DeleteAmazing is my code word for 85%
This is not actual math.
DeleteAll alpha ghetto leeches need a permit, and a subscription, before they are allowed to have an opinion.
ReplyDeleteA L P H A S F O R L I F E B R O
DeleteCapitalizing and separating every letter seems a wasteful use of space.
Deletehttp://imgur.com/gallery/O6cXv
ReplyDeleteThat was quite unexpected but nice to see.
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ReplyDeleteWhen is the troll coming back?
ReplyDelete