All was quiet in the Solitude region. A silent local channel can make a highsec system--no matter how populated--feel like a very lonely place. Enter the Agents of the New Order.
Covetor pilot AroGaZ1 Ellecon lost his ship. It proved to be an excellent conversation starter.
Agent Milkmypigeon knows the art of the segue. Why push the Code on a miner if you can get him to ask you about it?
AroGaZ1 was too upset to fully grasp what a wonderful opportunity he'd been given. He resorted to name-calling, which, in a calmer mood, I'm sure he'd admit was beneath him.
Busybody Gelidusanima Talvanen observed the Agent-miner interaction with growing anxiety. There's nothing a rebel hates more than watching a miner buy a permit.
The problem with the carebear ideologues is that they don't have an alternative to the Code--unless you consider non-stop failure to qualify as such. Their snippy attitudes are easily steamrolled by charismatic Agents.
Milkmypigeon almost name-dropped the Saviour, but he decided to hold that card in reserve for the time being.
You can always tell when a miner's resistance to the Code is softening. Even Gelidusanima could sense what was coming.
AroGaZ1 switched to his alt to continue the conversation. Our Agent offered him the Code, but the miner was too lazy to read it. But even a lazy miner can transfer isk.
Agent Milkmypigeon cautioned against buying permits without knowing what was in the fine print, but the miner urged him to accept his money.
Our Agent graciously sold him eight mining permits.
One by one, the permits went up in the mining alts' bios. Milkmypigeon was optimistic; the miner might choose to read the Code later and fully embrace it. In the meantime, he could always revoke the permits if AroGaZ1 violated the Code. That's just good business.
Minerbumping.com has lost content.
ReplyDeleteKip Winger is lost content.
DeleteAnonymous is lost content
DeleteJames 315 is lost content.
DeleteAtlantis is the lost continent
DeleteImpotent rage is the best kind of rage!
DeleteDivorced husbands lost commitment.
DeleteNicholas Cage is lost in "Con Air"
DeletePlease support lost content claim or gtfo shitter ag
DeleteMcDavid has lost the Con Smythe.
DeleteA broke camper has lost the tent con.
DeleteA depleted police force has lost its Constable.
DeleteThe miner that recently calmed down has lost his consternation.
DeleteA forgetful construction worker has lost concrete.
DeleteA distracted driver has lost his concentration.
DeleteA busted drug addict has lost contraband.
DeleteA humble man has lost condescension.
DeleteA terrible hot dog vendor has lost his condiments.
DeleteDe-ionized water has lost conductivity.
DeleteA leaderless orchestra has lost their conductor.
DeleteA downsizing church has lost its confessional.
DeleteA distraught investor has lost confidence.
DeleteAn exposed ninja has lost concealment.
DeleteDefogged window has lost condensation.
DeleteLol that kept you busy for a few minutes.
DeleteIn the education system they say "simple mind, repetitive task"
No one actually says that in the education system ������
DeleteThough I guess you could say that the education system has lost its concept!
Look content.
DeleteWell done! Selling a site license permit sure feels good. I set converts to +5 so when I see them in system I can hold them up as examples to the noncompliant miners.
ReplyDeleteThat's an awesome idea.
DeleteOr blow them up and tell em they violated the code, both sound equally nice, but the latter is always better in my book.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA
When necessary!
DeleteKill: Gadris Lospietato (Retriever) (Before Permit)
Lawrence Lawton > So far you have been using completely untanked retrievers.
Lawrence Lawton > I would suggest a Procurer, such as this sample fit Procurer
Gadris Lospietato > Wll ill conside your advice
Kill: Gadris Lospietato (Retriever) (After permit)
Permit revoked.
Oh come one now, you know you'll just make up excuses to pop em like balloons.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHA
The great nerfed code blog. Wow tell us where the words hurt you.
ReplyDelete100% into the culture of the Code, even using our phrases and memes.
DeleteDon't let our memes be dreams. Join us Kip. You know you want to.
Calm down carebear
Deletehahahahaha kalorned/saltyclone/fighterjets aka tweeps/ still salty they got the boot from code.
ReplyDeletetoughen up princesses, you can always enforce the code outside of the code XD XD XD XD
inb4 your replies I wont even read.
stay mad nerds
They do seem pretty upset these days!
DeleteDaily! XD
DeleteJames and crew are the master trolls!
All these Pandemic Horde anti gankers with their bad genetics return here daily, like trained primates, to cry and rage. And whine about an old German political party from the last century.
WTF are you guys feeding those miners? I get a good laugh at the comments too.
These antigankers are so rage-filled and impotent it makes you wonder how they act in RL.
Scary huh?
Why your code get ragey over people bringing content to this site?
DeleteThe Code always wins! Always!
ReplyDeleteag fails daily!
Must be genetic...
Can't fix stupid it seems.
ReplyDeleteEveryday I violate CODE laws and you shitbags can't do nothing about it! GIT GUD scrubs!
ReplyDeleteYou sound like a butthurt miner that has been ganked a few times.
Delete"Everyday" you say?
Proof or gtfo, lying carebear scum. Don't be afraid.
Something about you reminds me of a guy called foxbolt. Apparently he was some sort of admiral or something, a real "miner", if you know what I mean.
:)
BHAHAHAHAHA..! You foolish scrubs can't even gank retriever. I earn multiple billions just violatin your shitty laws. What if told you I have mined several times under your nose and you haven't even noticed it.. HAHAHA you are just a pathetic scum to me. I have never lost anything to CODE because you suck so badly. MUAHAHAHA
DeleteYeah.. you sure showed us. Oh wait, all you did was whine anonymously on our blog and bring up the visit counter.
DeleteIf you have children, be sure their video games are appropriate for their age. Therefore, you must verify age restrictions and the content warnings for the game and decide if your child should buy it. Violence is prevalent in a lot of games, so try to steer clear of this.
ReplyDeleteFree Path Finder 7.6.2 Pro Crack
Free Advanced Systemcare Pro Crack