Highsec miners may be the only group of pro-cancer people you'll ever meet.
Fear not, Agents. If a miner sends you an EVEmail like this one, you can nullify the curse by forwarding it to 20 people within 20 minutes.
In case you were curious, "RCMP" stands for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. For some reason, HolySheet1 thinks that the Mounties may already have a file open on Agent Dom Arkaral.
Another of our Agents got petitioned; appropriately, Agent Bob the Fourth was petitioned on the Fourth of July. I'm not certain what the "SSR" refers to, but apparently they take several months to act. I guess they're some division of CCP.
No matter how long it takes, our Agents always get their man (or bot). Not unlike the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, come to think of it...
On occasion, a miner's Code violations will be reported to their CEO. For some reason, miners don't like this. They can be so secretive.
Carebears, if you're going to send me a message like this, be sure to include a link to your lossmail.
Tibby Dobbs instructed our Agent to go die in a hole. But then he changed his mind:
Naturally, our Agent requested clarification:
It took the miner over four months to reply. It doesn't look like he calmed down very much in the interim.
An example of miner "friendly fire": After a gank occurs in a system, miners will often accuse each other of being spies.
The Code isn't really a spoon so much as it's a mirror: You can tell what kind of person you are based on your reaction to it. (If you instinctively like the Code, you're one of the good guys.)
If the Code had been around in the old days, maybe fewer players would've left EVE, and CCP wouldn't need to try so hard to get them back?
It's true, crime doesn't pay. But the Code always does. Always!
Yeah, that Nera was one confused individual. I at first thought this person was trolling me but after someone had a chat, it might have been because of this: https://zkillboard.com/kill/63200661/
ReplyDeleteWasn't all bad, really. Coming after me in a ship CARRYING with T2s and faction more than reimbursed the cost of my lowly Slasher once I looted the wreck.
maybe he can't read english properly and mistook your bio notes about CODE as support?
DeleteAs good an explanation as any. :X
DeleteOn a completely different point, I'd like to debunk two points:
ReplyDelete* Not all highsec miners wish death on gankers.
* The Mounties don't always get their man.
Perhaps you are a code alt ?
ReplyDeleteNO.
DeleteI'm not.
Do a Google search and read some excerpts from my blog. It won't take you five minutes even to figure that out.
No one wants to read a blog by some nobody alpha.
Delete-Oink
I'll read your blog
DeleteEhnea secretly wishes that she was a Code alt, though
DeleteLOL!
Deletehey very interesting!
got proof
meant to say it as got proof?
DeleteNooooooo Alt 00 that is not the case but nothing wrong with having an active imagination:)
Delete"No one wants to read a blog by some nobody alpha."
DeleteSays the yellowbacked anon who gets triggered by a carebear's comments.
And the winner and still champ Ehnea Mehk.
DeleteIf You think miners are toxic you should try Ligue xD
ReplyDeleteThey cant handle that game
DeleteI see HoleySheet1 is now sperging out outside of the Jita and Amarr undocks
ReplyDeleteThis is all wolf has left.
ReplyDeleteWolf, remember that time you wished cancer on zopiclone and you lost your account?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I am confronted I gladly contribute $10 Mill to the bounty of the Ganker. No Biggie, just the cost of doing business :)
ReplyDeleteI'm still a free man XD
ReplyDeleteNo mounties to be seen yet