Krot Pioner was flying a special, limited-issue ship distributed by CCP to those who purchased tickets to Fanfest. Only a few dozen of them have ever been destroyed anywhere in EVE. This one went AFK and autopiloted through Uedama, where he was smashed by Agent Semtex Attor. I guess from now on Krot's lossmail will have to serve as his Fanfest souvenir.
In the mood for a good fish fry? XenoGod Xxhin was in Jita with an Orca packed with everything he owned in the game. The swollen 19 billion isk ship was captured by gankers boasting an incredible array of firepower--more than enough DPS to kill the Orca in a 0.9 security system. Agents James Poddington, Capt Starfox, Skiff Poddington, Mack Poddington, Trump The King, Lawrence Lawton, Australian Excellence, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Aruka, Hulk Poddington, Tax Collector Max, Alt Proxy, Sherri Rozei, Subotai Hyrkanian, Alt 00, Tawny Rozei, Ruby Rozei, Crom Cimmeria, Christine Rozei, Giselle Rozei, Lysergic Jackals, and Bob Pointer's accomplishment was memorialized in this photo taken by Alt 00:
Click here for the full-size version. It's true what they say: Gankers are artists; carebears are the canvas.
MinerBumping posts inspire EVE players to find emergent content that might otherwise go unnoticed. The ongoing "Code Ready Gelhan" series gave Agent Lawrence Lawton the idea to wardec Mission Ready Mining. The result was the execution of viduus Eto's capacitor-tanked Rattlesnake by Agents Skiff Poddington, Hulk Poddington, Mack Poddington, and Lawrence Lawton.
Gobowa made the mistake of bringing a 5 billion isk freighter into Uedama without so much as a mining permit or an explanation. That's a common mistake. What's unusual about this killmail is that the freighter was killed by a gank fleet consisting entirely of members of one corporation, the Gate Tax Collection Agency. Agents Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector Max, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Tax Collector Hill, Australian Excellence, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Richard, and Tax Collector HongMei did their corp proud with Taloses and stealth bombers--stunning!
Spacetruck doesn't read MinerBumping, so she didn't know an important truth about highsec life: If you equip ORE bling, you're gonna die. She went AFK in a 23 billion isk jump freighter anti-tanked with ORE cargo expanders. Her journey ended in Niarja, the graveyard of foolish carebears. Agents Lovchi, AndroGon Navy, Alarik Maleus, Votre Dieu, Nebo Blizko, Bastian Mart, Skyforus, Nam Plau, Rachel O'Conor, Narl' Amhar, KaMiKaDzExD, and Baboon Copper fired up a bunch of Taloses and won an extraordinary victory.
Over the past few years, our Agents have hunted expensive highsec pods almost to extinction. Krot Pioner managed to lose 1.5 billion isk in implants. If his name sounds familiar, it should: Krot's our buddy with the Fanfest ship. After losing his Pacifier, Krot floated in space for an additional 5 minutes of AFK bliss. Eventually, Agent Lagatha Rozei came along to remove him.
Krot had an ORE Mining Director Mindlink implant. His fate was sealed from the moment he plugged it in.
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ReplyDeleteThe code is even bad with time.
DeleteCheck your timestamps, Anon plebs.
DeleteNo our savoir wrote the law on time and we abide by his law not yours, therefor your time is wrong.
DeleteTime dilation
DeleteYou're the boyscout here Nitetime Video
DeletePft whatever. Time is what James says it is anyways.
Delete"Krot Pioner was flying a special, limited-issue ship distributed by CCP to those who purchased tickets to Fanfest."
ReplyDelete=8( !!!!!!!!
WHY??????????? GOD....I...can't handle this amount of stupidity right now....
"When CCP introduces new features, they merely provide more ways for carebears to lose expensive things." -- James 315 XI/MMXVI
DeleteJames is our god, you must bow before him or die. James Akbar!
DeleteGeez so James is pretty much admitting he just likes to destroy things. Since anger is a secondary emotion, which one of these triggering emotions has caused James to desire so much destruction?
DeleteJealousy, insecurity, resentment, loneliness?
Yes, james is your god
DeleteFan fest limited ship huh? I just got two almost for free via the exoplanet event blueprint. I sold those 2 Pacifiers 10s after being built because they are truly junk!
ReplyDeleteThe Pacifier is not junk, maybe you don't how to fit this ship properly.
DeleteCode Nazis have aids.
DeleteAnon159, prove your "junk ship" theory
DeleteProve that code owns high sec.
DeleteI can prove that code DOES NOT own high sec.
DeleteWhat Whaaaaaat......in the bum
DeleteWhat! What! In the butt!
DeleteDon't kid yourselves. Even the dirtiest pirates from the birth of EVE have been carebears. They use alts to bring them goods at cheap prices and safely, rather than live with consequences of their in game actions on their main, from concord to prices
ReplyDeleteWell, I never ever do PVE, manufacturing, trading or any other carebear activity and I gank with my main. So... try again? Lol!
Delete-Galaxy Pig
They are so ISK oriented that the poor bears can't understand how a person could play the game without revolving around ISK. Agents of the New Order understand that the game is about Fun/HR. ISK is nothing but a distraction.
DeleteIf you say so, but seeing as how your organization equates to less than 1% your opinion of the how the game is played is meaningless. Oh but don't forget that even your great James said there is profit in his ways.
DeleteHow does it feel to belittle your own savior?
Nice one anon405
DeleteAnon405, explain your "less than 1%" without trying to sound too unintelligent. I assume you gathered some numbers to back that up. I'll wait.
DeleteP.s., anyone who is not a bot-aspirant will quickly realize that the profit James refers to is measured in character and not in currency.
Not so fast there Nitetime, has made many such remarks regarding his wealth and of coarse much more about his character. James315 is your god not mine.
DeleteEasy, you guys put up the link in a past blog of a dev explaining that illegal ganks, your suicide ganks, make up only 1% of gameplay. Since code is not the only ones suicide ganking that makes code less than 1% of gameplay.
DeleteGood day to you.
"you guys put up the link in a past blog of a dev explaining that illegal ganks, your suicide ganks, make up only 1% of gameplay".
DeleteFake news is fake.
"you guys put up the link in a past blog of a dev explaining that illegal ganks, your suicide ganks, make up only 1% of gameplay".
DeleteFake news is fake.
Sounds like the American president.
Nitetime Video god James315 idiot boy.
DeleteAnon bears calm down. You are still posting fake news with no source and you are still using anonymous posts because you are afraid.
DeleteNitetime, can you prove something different? I post Anonymous because I am Anonymous!
DeleteNo he cant prove anything, besides I seen the video he knows what video, he just cant admit to it. That's how these code Nazis are, they cannot accept reality.
DeleteThey cant even accept their own laws, James even says it, you have to do it for yourself. So dumb fucks go do your homework, its on this very blog you just have to go back.
Its ok Nitetime if you truly want the link all you have to do is admit
Delete"I cannot find it because I'm too lazy/stupid to find it."
Say that and I will share the link for you. Don't say it and I will just accept that you cannot be adult enough to admit that you cannot find information on your own.
Lawton does reprocessing and manufacturing, does that make him a carebear?
DeleteYou sound mad, Anon. When you make a statement, it is on you to back it up. Calm down, miner.
DeleteSo nitetime cannot admit that he cannot find the information. How childish.
DeleteCalm down little boy. Life is not always fair.
How CODE acts:
ReplyDeleteGovernment agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.
What code forces miners to pay for:
During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.
How code fights:
Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.
Good evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.
ReplyDeleteHi Anon, let me introduce you to my good friend Mr. Paragraph break.
DeleteHe turns unreadable wall of text garbage into something approaching human communication.
Side note: V for Vendetta... the rare film with no hero.
The people, once more informed and emboldened, could now see where government had failed them and controlled them rose up to defy it and ultimately change how they were to be governed. The hero's of the movie were in fact the people of Britain now free to make the choice with open and educated eyes.
DeletePlease try to be civilized, it can be hard sometimes but it is what we should always strive for.
Watch this:
ReplyDeleteWhite knights have an overwhelming desire to control the world around them. In real life, white knights stand up for minority groups, act as whistle-blowers, and volunteer on political campaigns.
Less social white knights eschew their communities and try to solve problems on the internet. Of those white knights, the ones not grounded in reality turn their focus to video games like WoW where they roam the forest trying to protect gold miners or whatever happens in WoW. Of the antisocial white knights not grounded in reality who focus on video games, a small number pick EVE Online.
These ones choose to camp out in James 315 space and try to augment the automated forces of CONCORD and faction police, styling themselves as "anti-gankers". Since EVE is designed around enabling PvP and these white knights are opposed to PvP, they face a disheartening uphill slog to impose their desired level of control. The miners and haulers don't appreciate their efforts, the elite PvP'er laugh at their endless failures, and the devs stoically ignore their pleas for nerfs. Since these white knights are already antisocial and not grounded in reality, they will occasionally suffer mental breakdowns which can hurt their families in real life.
Never forget Shardani.
Homo erectus Professor Lawrence Lawton speaks about his god James315
DeleteCode Nazis proving that they are just hateful.
Deletehttp://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html
Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.
And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP
From the link:
http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735
D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?
inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.
Also, Link please
AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?
This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.
Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.
And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.
And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow
You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.
AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?
Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?
Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting
AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.
Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.
Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.
AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.
That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!
Never forget shardani XD XD XD
AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
Is it time to murder miners yet?
In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.
Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
hahahahahahahahaha
AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)
Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.
That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!
AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.
Wolf SopranoJuly 19, 2017 at 8:43 PM
wow sounds like that antiganking moderator that they worship that killed his child and then himself
Still riding that murder suicide train I see. wonder how many crimes players that are members of code have committed in RL. Maybe we should start focusing on that. Of course we can always try the logic of James himself and just make up rules that persecute all of you on the spot. I'm thinking you play eve too much. Rule 1: You should limit your eve playtime to one hour with at least a half hour break between playtimes.
ReplyDeleteThis is code: A group of Florida teenagers who used cellphones to record a man who was drowning and laughed about it rather than calling for help could face charges
DeleteAnon432pm
DeleteThat is kinda outta line there. I have a difference of opinion with CODE. but I don't cross that line of poor taste.
Anon 432 Yup that's how they are, I mean they cant shut up about the child murder and suicide, most of them even laugh about it.
DeleteWow the anons are raging today! "Waaaaah!"
ReplyDeleteOf coarse this is food to continue your carebear career.
DeleteAnd Lawrence has already begun crying.
ReplyDeleteAs it seems, CODE. is no more. The boogy mans of HighSec shall be disbanded. At least the user “wolfsoprano” claims this on the r/Eve sub-reddit forum:
ReplyDeletehttps://thegreybill.wordpress.com/2017/02/18/ganking-is-over/
I wonder if just a prank or if Wolf is actually betraying james.
Also wonder if James is really Loyal.
Which would be funny as hell with how much shit people talked about Loyal in here.
Test of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.
ReplyDeleteTest of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each code monkey each day.
Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.
I will not be taking your test
DeleteThen you have never won.
DeleteI don't want to win
DeleteWho will help me draft the questions?
DeleteFind "The Rage" Code seems to be scared of him.
DeleteNever forget shardani !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCarebears getting the dick yet again.
ReplyDeleteYup code is always getting dicked.
DeleteContent has returned to minerbumping. Praise Josiah.
ReplyDeleteThe guys posting about code Nazis are only mad because they see James315 as "Donald Trump" and are projecting their own feelings of election disappointment regarding Hillary Clinton.
ReplyDeleteOnly SJWs oppose the Code.
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