Pow! There it is.
Black Pedro kept the spirit of EVE alive with his purchase of an additional 1,000 shares. Said purchase sent us past the 1,205 billion isk mark, but more importantly, it was made with pure intentions. That's the real reason Black Pedro earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
Another milestone reached: zyk0 purchased his first 1,000 shares, thereby sending us past the 1,206 billion isk mark. But zyk0 didn't earn a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.
Are you awake and fully alert, dear reader? These posts don't contain boilerplate, no matter how often we pass a billion isk mark. If you weren't paying close attention, reread the previous paragraph, because something unprecedented occurred here.
At the very moment I was processing new share purchases, I saw an unusual event unfolding live in MinerBumping chat.
A freighter belonging to zyk0 had just been destroyed! Controversy ensued.
zyk0 was a new shareholder. I mean, he was really new--brand ganking new.
I had a hunch about what was going on. Agents of the New Order, always trust your hunches. They're practically facts.
zyk0 immediately confessed that his purchase of 1,000 shares occurred after his freighter started getting bumped.
As always, perfect justice prevailed. Everyone walked away happy. zyk0 was allowed to keep his shares, but he didn't get a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ due to the circumstances surrounding the purchase.
In a world where the powerful are so often marked by corruption and incompetence, it's nice to see a regime where everything goes the way it's supposed to. Simply put, the Code works.
Always nice to see a manual intervention by the Saviour. Tough but fair.
ReplyDeleteNow is the winter of our discontent
ReplyDeleteMade glorious summer by these sons of James 315
- every smart carebear
Thou cam'st on earth to make the earth my hell.
ReplyDelete- said every Goofus
He was but as the cuckoo is in June,
ReplyDeleteHeard, not regarded.
- Shakespeare, foreseeing Phoenix Jr
Keep RL separate from game life moron.
DeleteO, Harry, thou hast robbed me of my Retriever!
ReplyDelete- anon carebear, shortly before petitioning CCP, and rage quitting when the logs failed to help
The game's afoot:
ReplyDeleteFollow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!
- anon New Order FC, giving the order to undock
That’s a valiant flea that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
ReplyDelete- New Order scout, finding an unlicensed carebear
This story shall the good man teach his son,
ReplyDeleteAnd Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother.
- what Bing meant to write, before being distracted
Whoops. Missed it by THAT much...
DeleteThe first thing we do, let's kill all the carebears
ReplyDelete- page 1 of super secret New Order training manual
As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods:
ReplyDeleteThey kill us for their sport
- whined the goofus
Yeah we know what becomes of boys who get pleasure from torturing smaller creatures. Now don't we.
DeleteThe mirror of all courtesy
ReplyDelete- Shakespeare on James 315
A load would sink a navy: too much honour
ReplyDelete- Cardinal Wolsey on NO Agents
Nothing escapes Shakespeare, as nothing escapes the New Order
ReplyDelete- me
LAME, stick to whats good.
DeleteSheeeeeee, Zyk0, talk about telegraphing your attempt at fraud.
ReplyDeleteAre you CODE compliant yet?
DeleteI love our saviour! He is such a merciful and great man!
ReplyDeleteChild beater.
DeleteAre you CODE compliant yet?
DeleteAnother COmmoDE masturbation story. You children need new content.
ReplyDeleteThey have no new content, they are forever stuck with the programming James gave them. All bots, all the time, no original thoughts.
DeleteWhy? Our current content keeps you crawling to our blog to whine and fill our buckets with your tears.
DeleteTears from laughing at your pathetically juvenile attempts to role play. Buncha space LARPers.
DeleteAt the end, zyk0 appeared to be repentant for his attempted act of deceit. He might need a probationary period, but otherwise he might be back on track to being CODE. compliant once again. \o/
ReplyDeleteAre you CODE compliant yet?
DeleteSo much code tears in here on the nerfed blog, guess quotes is all you guys got now, and not even quoted properly.
ReplyDeleteStay in school.
Trolls win, ALWAYS!
If only shardani was CODE compliant, who knows what might have been.
ReplyDeleteTrolls win again I see.
ReplyDelete3 Times now trolls have defeated the code.
ReplyDelete"I had a hunch about what was going on. Agents of the New Order, always trust your hunches. They're practically facts."
ReplyDeletemy hunch: most code pilots are inhumane people that get a kick out of harrasing people online deu to the simple fact that there can never be a person that can retaliate
Ergo Fact by your own admission and statement.
Welcome, registered user Icey. It's not harassment--it's elite PvP--exactly the sort of thing that EVE Online is famous for. We prey on bad pilots and enjoy the thrill of the hunt. Some capsuleers improve and become compliant, some of them double down on bad choices and write angry tear mails, and some of them dedicate themselves to opposing us. In James 315 Territory citizens and squatters alike have something to feel passionate about. The Code Always Wins!
DeleteDear lawrence,
DeleteThe "ingame" mechanic called elite pvp equals the personal wish of the controlling person to harras people please do understand the difference although i must understand this might be hard for you.
also on a side note i do whole heartedly support your efforts to kill bad players in an attempt for them to learn and get better at it.
Dear professor Lawton if killing people who do not have the ability to fight back is elite PvP then shooting unarmed people is elite warfare. You see how it does not add up right. If you make the statement that this is roleplay then try roleplaying as a real person who actually says that they are being elite by killing unarmed people.
DeleteIf your still ok with roleplaying as a person who thinks it is ok to kill unarmed people then it means your ok with it in real life because you can accept it.
The point of sandbox games is to allow you to be who you are deep down inside. So that is you deep down inside, a person who thinks its good to kill unarmed people.
Dear anon 8:11.
Deletethe concept of a pirate killing a unarmed defensless target is allot older than the concept of eve, if said target would pay attention said target would never get killed.
1) It's a game. Lighten up, Francis
ReplyDelete2) LOL infantry
Yeah, you should see this POG's tears on the previous post. And out of all of his new wall of tears he only capitalized nazis and isis. Sad.
ReplyDeleteAnd he still has yet to address the fact that he misattributed a Shakespeare quote to US Soldiers and got super upset about it.
True grunts wouldn't whine anonymously on a blog about a video game.
Whats I code crying about today? Oh right they nerfed their blog because words hurt.
ReplyDeleteNitetime video such a piece of liberal shit he cant even tell what is real.
ReplyDelete