Previously, on MinerBumping... When StarterrorPrime's corp was wardecced by Agent Viirilithizu Ward, he contacted Agent Alt 00 in the hopes of replacing war with business. Despite StarterrorPrime's lofty proposal to restore Hek to its former glory, the aspiring tycoon's business plans completely unraveled.
Alt 00 was unwilling to make elaborate business arrangements with someone who refused to buy a simple mining permit.
Another shoe dropped: StarterrorPrime's true goal was to explore the potential of Ayn Rand capitalism in a virtual environment.
Ayn Rand capitalism is a lot like communism: No matter how good it seems on paper, it doesn't work in practice. The only system proven to work over the long term is the Code. Therefore, the key to a healthy highsec economy is Code compliance. Period.
StarterrorPrime tried to convert Alt 00 to his cause. But Alt 00's own philosophy was working just fine--and working a lot better than the carebear's.
Things weren't looking good for StarterrorPrime's business proposal. If his pitch were to be accepted, he'd need to think on his feet and make some quick alterations based on Alt 00's feedback.
Alt 00 did the Rand-aspirant a big favor by making her decision-making process completely open and transparent. But StarterrorPrime had a bit of a tin ear.
Plenty of people come to the EVE sandbox with grandiose dreams and visions of how to play the game. Then they run into the mighty CODE. alliance and learn whether their dreams are permitted or not.
StarterrorPrime finally made a major course correction. Instead of bragging about controlling the Hek trade hub, he tried to convince our Agent that he was a nobody.
Here's the thing, though: The New Order doesn't care whether you belong to a powerful nullsec coalition with 20,000 members, or a 1-man highsec alt corp. Big or small, the Code comes to them all.
StarterrorPrime's strategy swerved again: He went from "I'm too small to bother with" to "I'll deploy powerful security fleets" in no time flat. Alt 00 politely closed the chat. Now all StarterrorPrime could do was wait for Viirilithizu Ward's wardec to go live.
Later that day, the wardec went active. Viirilithizu spotted StarterrorPrime's fail-fit Rifter and engaged it with her Vindicator. It was an exciting duel. Ultimately, our Agent prevailed and the Battle of Hek was won.
The next day, StarterrorPrime contacted Alt 00 again to give her a status update. What was the crafty businessman up to this time?
To be continued...
Excellent progress, Agent Alt 00. StarterrorPrime vacillates more than a pendulum on a grandfather clock. Does he have powerful friends or is he weak and alone? Does he singly represent the economy of Hek or is all his wealth contained in 30 T1 frigate hulls? The only thing we know for sure is that he's a Goofus in need of The Code.
ReplyDeleteIf someone who wants to build things and sell em is a goofus then you have been well down that path there Lawrence.
DeleteYou pay for your permit yet dipshit, its only 100GBP's you criminal ape.
How CODE. acts:
DeleteA governmental police force aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who fail to hail The Saviour James 315, by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living. All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state. Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters. The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they do so in compliance with The Code. The squatters are free to become loyal or get out of Highsec.
What CODE. forces miners to pay for:
A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee that anyone can afford. All legal residents of highsec display a permit, including the elite Agents, because society is egalitarian that way. The permit is a statement of support of The Code and The Saviour. Displaying a permit is a solemn promise to abide by His Law.
How CODE. fights:
Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning. A suicide gank is the most elite form of PvP because the outcome is decided within 20 seconds. Targets are surgically removed from space and the gank ships are sacrificed.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed and entitlement of the carebears; the wisdom and greatness of James 315; the glory of the Agents; the folly of the antigankers, and the squalor of the squatters.
"A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.
Delete"aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?
"by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.
"All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.
"Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.
"The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.
"A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.
"Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.
"Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
"Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.
"A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.
DeleteThis bizarre statement sets the tone for your post.
"aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?
It's only natural to Hail the Saviour--He's better than everybody else.
"by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.
RL references, and wild hyperbole at that. Illegal mining is a choice that can be reversed. Miners are able to become citizens in good standing by following The Code.
"All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.
Duly elected: A Perfect Election, A Perfect Democracy
"Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.
More RL hyperbole. Resorting to Nazi comparisons over a video game is silly. Everybody who owns territory is tasked with evicting hostiles.
"The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.
The Code is forever. I don't see any changes.
"A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.
The nominal fee is eminently reasonable and would be a bargain at 10 times the price. It's good for a year, not a week.
"Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.
Always out numbered by CONCORD + the target. Miners are not in a position to judge Agents and should work on improving their own conduct.
"Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar. "Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.
More RL hyperbole. Keep it in-game miner.
"A governmental police force" Well we seen that before and it never worked out for the public.
Delete"aimed at evicting from Highsec all them bums who won't hail James 315" So now he needs attention and worship from everyone. Attention whore perhaps?
"by inflicting misery and preventing them from earning a living" Like when Nazi Germany forced the Jews into the ghettos.
"All residents are required to display a permit and contribute 10 million ISK per year of their material wealth to the state." So taxes, but you don't get to vote on them, a revolution was fought about this once.
"Under the New Order, society consists of three strata: the elite Agents, the loyal masses, and the squatters." Wow a repeat of a Nazi society, a hierarchy born from the idealism of an egalitarian society.
"The loyal masses are free to run businesses as they see fit, providing that they comply with The Code." Unfortunately its hard to comply to rules that are changing on a daily basis.
"A permit, available for the cost of a symbolic fee, just like all the other law-abiding capsuleers." A symbolic fee would be more like what Xerxees was asking for, this is actually part of a players earnings and thus not symbolic.
"Always Elite, always outnumbered, always winning." Depends on who you ask, and certainly not elite here in the comments with the amount of swearing is done even by named agents. Winning would be a relative term, in this instance, where you are profiting but your still not getting the control your demanding.
"Posts released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of carebears; the greatness of James 315; the way of life of Agents, and how badly the noncompliant miners who squat in Highsec live." Now that does sound very familiar.
"Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated." Yup that's why it sounded familiar.
As a Jew I take offense at the idea of my people being compared to highsec miners. We're educated, organized, and hard working.
DeleteExcellent progress, Agent Alt 00. StarterrorPrime vacillates more than a pendulum on a grandfather clock. Does he have powerful friends or is he weak and alone? Does he singly represent the economy of Hek or is all his wealth contained in 30 T1 frigate hulls? The only thing we know for sure is that he's a Goofus in need of The Code. And Fuck code and James315
DeleteBla bla bla Lawrence Lawton
DeleteFuck Lawton
Delete
ReplyDeleteHow CODE acts:
Government agencies at all levels aimed to exclude Jews from the economic sphere of Germany by preventing them from earning a living. Jews were required to register their domestic and foreign property and assets, a prelude to the gradual expropriation of their material wealth by the state. Likewise, the German authorities intended to "Aryanize" all Jewish businesses, a process involving the dismissal of Jewish workers and managers, as well as the transfer of companies and enterprises to non-Jewish Germans, who bought them at prices officially fixed well below market value. From April 1933 to April 1938, "Aryanization" effectively reduced the number of Jewish-owned businesses in Germany by approximately two-thirds.
What code forces miners to pay for:
During the Nazi era, German authorities reintroduced the Jewish badge as a key element in their plan to persecute and eventually to destroy the Jewish population of Europe. They used the badge not only to stigmatize and humiliate Jews but also to segregate them and to watch and control their movements.
How code fights:
Blitzkrieg means “lightning war”. It was an innovative military technique first used by the Germans in World War two and was a tactic based on speed and surprise. Blitzkrieg relied on a military force be based around Light tank units supported by planes and infantry (foot soldiers). The tactic was based on Alfred von Schlieffen’s ‘Schlieffen Plan’ – this was a doctrine formed during WWI that focused on quick military victory. It was later developed in Germany by an army officer called Heinz Guderian who looked at new technologies, namely dive bombers and light tanks, to improve the German army’s maneuverability.
Minerbumping.com propaganda is just like:
Films released to the public concentrated on certain issues: the greed of Jews; the greatness of Hitler; the way of life for a true Nazi especially the young and as World war 2 approached, how badly Germans who lived in countries in Eastern Europe were treated.
never forget shardani
DeleteCode Nazis proving that they are just hateful.
Deletehttp://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html
Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.
And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP
From the link:
http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735
D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?
inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.
Also, Link please
AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?
This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.
Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.
And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.
And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow
You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.
AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?
Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?
Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting
AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.
Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.
Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.
AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.
That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!
Never forget shardani XD XD XD
AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
Is it time to murder miners yet?
In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.
Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
hahahahahahahahaha
AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)
Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.
That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!
AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.
AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 6:23 PM
ag can't keep it in-game. They worship the sicko who murdered his child IRL, and they privately wish death and harm against other EVE players. Ban ag and make New Eden a better place.
ag1015 is extra angry and impotent today. He thinks his comment will become true if pasted often enough. Sheer desperation.
DeleteHmmmm sounds like what code does, thinking if thay claim victory always that its true.
Delete"A lie told often enough eventually becomes the truth."
Code must like Stalin.
"What's a carebear?"
ReplyDelete*spews coffee*
CODE= carebear
DeleteCode= Nazi.
DeleteTest of Valour. Prove you are not afraid to die by Coding a valuable ship, and do so in a manner that demonstrates integrity and honesty.
ReplyDeleteTest of Wisdom. Correctly answer the almighty Ehnea's questions three. Each question must be answered within 20 seconds. The Questions Three will be different for each miner each day.
Test of Fortitude. Walk a mile in the almighty Ehnea's shoes by becoming a miner. You must continue to mine for an indefinite period of time.
LOL too much :P
DeleteNever enough
DeleteGood evening, New Eden. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of everyday routine, the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition, the totality of blogs. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, where upon important events of the past, usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, are celebrated with a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are, of course, those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with moderator accounts will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly, there are those who are more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable. But again, truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, ganking. They were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, James 315. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. This night, I seek to end that silence. This night, I corrupt the MB to remind this community of what it has forgotten. A great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words; they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this Code remain unknown to you, then I would suggest that you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, inside the gates of High Sec, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot.
ReplyDeleteInterruption not excused. The only date worth remembering is Code Day on June 24th.
DeleteFuckboy day
DeleteV for Vendetta!!!
DeleteCode Nazis proving that they are just hateful.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.minerbumping.com/2016/02/the-destroyer-of-code-part-2.html
Ming Tso February 26, 2016 at 3:04 PM
Anti-gankers really are family abusing psychopaths.
And Kalynn Shardani is dead. RIP
From the link:
http://www.kiro7.com/news/two-dead-apparent-murder-suicide-near-shelton/28743735
D35December 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM
Why do people use the phrase "passed away" instead of committed suicide? Don't they know what REALLY happened?
inb4 someone cries how I don't have common decency or whatever, like my words are worse than killing your own children and committing suicide.
Also, Link please
AnonymousJune 4, 2017 at 12:34 AM
Man, what's with carebears and RL death threats?
This is why EVE needs a screening process for highsec mining. We should make every highsec miner pass a test to see if they can be trusted to mine responsibly in highsec. We need to weed out the criminals.
Some of them have already proven that the RL violence is not just words. One of the leaders, and most outspoken, of the "anti-gankers" believes it's ok to harass people in RL over in game pvp. He believes it's ok to violence people in RL.
And his predecessor kalynn was such a rager he couldn't seperate RL from game and we all know how that shit ended.
And they're not the only ones. That foxbolt guy, holy shit. I saw his videos before he took all that shit down, that guy was crazy. I mean like rocking in his chair while grasping the seat all while trying to convince the world he was entitled to recieve a monthly stipend of real dollars from his corpies so he could quit his job and run his EVE corp..... Wow
You should all be afraid of highsec miners. You should be very afraid.
AnonymousJune 9, 2017 at 2:46 PM
They are not 'people' friend, they are bots. What are you, some sort of "machine hugger"?
Grow up. If some anon shitter is so weak they off themselves over comments in a video game blog, they probably did us all a favor. They most certainly helped future generations by weeding out some bad genetics. How stupid are you?
Wolf SopranoJune 19, 2017 at 7:11 PM
Haha thats rich coming from thomas who likes to sperg in local now about how hes NOT trying to save a freighter while fail repping it in a basilisk ���� ag still worship shardani too! Disgusting
AnonymousJune 23, 2017 at 5:29 PM
You need to leave your friend kalynnpiggie out of it, ehneepiggiepoo. Only agpiggies commit suicide over a game.
Wolf SopranoJune 23, 2017 at 10:35 PM
Links anonymous posters as proof. Hahahahahaha.
Cries about how bad code is - ignores the fact that an antiganking moderator actually did kill himself and his child.
AnonymousJune 26, 2017 at 7:30 PM
I hope part three is when James details how highsec can save eve if we eradicate alphas and miners.
That's 'miners' you silly carebears, quit murdering children in RL. ;)
Wolf SopranoJune 26, 2017 at 9:13 PM
Antigankers are failing so hard right now!!!
Never forget shardani XD XD XD
AnonymousJune 27, 2017 at 2:10 AM
Is it time to murder miners yet?
In game of course, you silly ag shitters need to stop killing folks RL.
Wolf SopranoJune 27, 2017 at 4:26 AM
hahahahahahahahaha
AnonymousJune 28, 2017 at 8:06 PM
Aaahhh..... back to miner murder, everything is right with the world! ;)
Thats 'miner' not 'minOr' you ag freaks! Ffs learn to control yourselves! You need to keep that in game friends.
That being said, Kill All Miners!!! Ahahahaha!
AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 5:20 PM
452anon have you visited the broadcast4reps chan? You are getting a bit worked up there and we wouldn't want you to start murder-suiciding folks. Help is out there, don't be another victim of ag incompetance.
AnonymousJune 30, 2017 at 6:23 PM
ag can't keep it in-game. They worship the sicko who murdered his child IRL, and they privately wish death and harm against other EVE players. Ban ag and make New Eden a better place.
And here we see a code monkey crying about a comment.
DeleteWhen in doubt accuse them of crying. if that isn't in the code it should be
DeleteKeep it clean miner or you'll come across as being upset. The flattery by imitation is noted, as is the fact that you stopped signing your posts "--troll". You're getting better at this.
DeleteWhoops you relapsed. Good to know you don't really mean it.
DeleteWhoops you relapsed. Good to know you don't really mean it.
DeleteWhoops you relapsed. Good to know you don't really mean it.
DeleteWhoops you relapsed. Good to know you don't really mean it.
Whoops you relapsed. Good to know you don't really mean it.
Whoops you relapsed. Good to know you don't really mean it.
Poor Lawrence he has no idea how to be a good internet user, poor misguided nazi.
DeleteDon't kid yourselves. Even the dirtiest pirates from the birth of EVE have been carebears. They use alts to bring them goods at cheap prices and safely, rather than live with consequences of their in game actions on their main, from concord to prices
ReplyDeleteThis looks and sounds just like what code is doing
DeleteIt is, they are actually mining, miners, they don't have the patience to mine on their own.
DeleteAt the New Order's level it more closely resembles sustainable wildlife stewardship. Some Retrievers and Covetors are left to mature into Mackinaws and Hulks. Ventures are pests that regularly need to be exterminated en mass. Everything is recycled. If culled too aggressively then hunting opportunities decrease until the population can recover.
Delete"Starterrorprime: What's a carebear?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, that killed me...:)
And that Rifter fit....MY EYES....
*breaks out the whiskey*
Nice try kid but you need to stop pretending to be an adult.
Deletewow antigankers are failing right now!
ReplyDeleteMiner1014 calm down. A better response to Agent Soprano's remark would have been, "Yes they sure are, and daily!"
Deleteag was nowhere to be found when rhasp's Hulk and pod were removed from space for noncompliant mining. Now rhasp flies with a permit. Send me 10m ISK in-game for your mining permit and you'll feel much better.
What is code compliance period?
DeleteYou're in the right place miner. I believe there's a tab about that somewhere near the top.
DeleteLawrence you are still a criminal and a deviant, you can end your ignorance by purchasing a permit. its a bargain at 100GBP good for one full year so long as you follow the laws.
DeleteYour better,
Troll
I pray for the safety and happiness of all of AG's children.
ReplyDeleteHow will Hek ever recover from with economic catastrophe?
ReplyDeleteFound the leftie scum.
ReplyDelete