The Solitude Investigation, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Bob the Fourth blessed the Solitude region with his presence and his blasters. As the Code-violating carebears crumbled, an anti-Code resistance developed. Then it, too, crumbled.

Agent Bob roamed the region, killing bot-aspirants at will. He thought little of destroying an unlicensed Prospect, but the Prospect pilot's alliance didn't forget it.

The SlayCore Partnership alliance was out for blood. How powerful was this new enemy of the Code?

To prove her PvP credentials, the rebel brandished a set of CONCORD killmails featuring the Galaxy farm.

Bob didn't like being threatened. He resolved to pay special attention to any vessels he spotted that belonged to The SlayCore Partnership.

Coyote Ford was the next to die. His Tristan-class frigate was no match for Bob's throwaway gank ship.

After Coyote Ford was vanquished, he urged his fellow alliance members to seek revenge.

...But The SlayCore Partnership's pilots were only qualified to get dunked.

Defeating so many enemies made Bob feel confident in his abilities and his Code. He had no idea that his most dangerous opponent had yet to reveal himself.

Bob the Fourth > well hello there
Abaddon Remillard > I like you enough to kill you nothing personal
Bob the Fourth > wouldn't have it any other way.
Bob the Fourth > you must have a few kill rights available by now
Abaddon Remillard > I like you I trully do but this is business
Abaddon Remillard > Do you play poker?

Then Bob encountered Abaddon Remillard. Unlike the rest of the carebears, Abaddon was interested in combat--and had every intention of handing our hero his first defeat.

Abaddon Remillard > Bob talk to me
Bob the Fourth > poker, no. never been that interested in gambling
Abaddon Remillard > How old are you?
Bob the Fourth > old enough to know better
Abaddon Remillard > Spoke like atrue gambler

Every good villain needs a gimmick. Apparently, poker was Abaddon's gimmick.

Abaddon Remillard > do you want to drag this out
Abaddon Remillard > "slow play"it.
Bob the Fourth > drag what out? I like it here
Abaddon Remillard > you have to go
Abaddon Remillard > simple as that

Unfortunately, the whole poker theme didn't really fit with anything. After one final attempt to shoehorn in a poker reference, Abaddon moved on to bigger and better things.

Bob the Fourth > ok, I assume you have heard of The Code.
Abaddon Remillard > I will kill you repetely until you leave
Bob the Fourth > Buy an alliance wide mining permit and follow The Code and I'll leave you alone
Abaddon Remillard > So are we going to drah this out or what?.
Abaddon Remillard > Suck my balls
Abaddon Remillard > Code is dead and you know it.

Abaddon belonged to the "Code is dead" school. He'd probably read something on Reddit about a heist or relevance or whatever.

Abaddon Remillard > Please Nigger.
Bob the Fourth > well, that's one opinion. the correct one however is that it's very much alive and well.
Abaddon Remillard > One opinion its every one's opinion.
Abaddon Remillard > You are like the Japenese fighter that belirves the Japenese empire has won,

The rebel urged Bob to give up the Code and embrace bot-aspirancy.

Abaddon Remillard > I've beeen killing those arseholes for years now
Abaddon Remillard > Really dude stop
Abaddon Remillard > Give up
Abaddon Remillard > The Emporah has fallen
Abaddon Remillard > James 315 what a wank.

Protip: Agents of the New Order never give up. They're winners, not quitters.

Abaddon Remillard > He is and always was a purse puppy.
Abaddon Remillard > To thw Mittani
Bob the Fourth > please miner, calm down and think about what you are saying
Abaddon Remillard > please nigger I stopped mining 2 yrs a go
Abaddon Remillard > Now I'm your worst nightmare

Until now, no one had been able to challenge Bob in combat. Abaddon was a different story. He claimed to have the power to destroy the New Order and its Code once and for all. Time for an epic showdown.

To be continued...