Too Good But Still True

As the scope and influence of the New Order continues to grow, an increasing number of EVE players have become Agents, sworn to uphold the Code. They operate both inside and outside of the mighty CODE. alliance.

The bot-aspirants of highsec have long recognized the deadly threat posed to them by members of CODE. Sometimes they forget to consider the countless non-CODE. Agents, whose weapons of war are no less lethal.

Agent Larsulrik Napsterbane earned his elite PvP stripes by killing mining vessels such as weaponman110's untanked Retriever. A standard termination notice was delivered to the misguided miner.

The miner's response was decidedly nonstandard. And he completely failed to pay his 10 million isk permit fee.

When weaponman110 was instructed to cease his resistance to the Code, the silly miner continued to dig his own grave.

Yet Larsulrik saw the good in weaponman110. All he needed was an understanding Agent willing to help him unlock his potential. In Larsulrik Napsterbane, he found exactly that.

Unfortunately, weaponman110 had difficulty believing his great luck.

The miner lacked faith in the system. Apparently someone told him that mining permits aren't a good deal--even though he'd already seen what happens to unlicensed Retrievers!

By this point, weaponman110 felt he'd alienated Agent Larsulrik to such a degree that there was no turning back. He suffered a nervous breakdown, most likely thinking about his lost opportunity to become compliant.

No longer capable of drafting a complete tearmail, weaponman110 resorted to sending Larsulrik random links.

The miner remains in a state of darkness. Never fear, dear reader: Our Agents are always ready to rescue a miner, whenever an opportunity presents itself.