Tytanica's signature move involved ending her spam with "20/5000" or "27/5000". When she sensed that Agent Larsulrik was no longer paying attention to their private convo, the miner switched over to EVEmails.
Re: Confiscation Report: JosametoThe benefit of EVEmails over private chats is that there's a more relaxed pace. Each participant gets to spend extra time drafting their remarks. But in Tytanica's case, this didn't result in more intelligence or clarity. If anything, it was more of the same.
From: Tytanica
Sent: 2017.08.25 19:54
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
You're a rag
And your mother is a fucking born whore
From: Larsulrik NapsterbaneLarsulrik hoped that the miner would really focus on what he was telling her, rather than busying herself with preparations for more spam.
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:16
To: Tytanica
Miner, calm down.
Buy a permit, or lose another pod?
From: TytanicaHowever, Tytanica stuck to her guns. Then, unfortunately, the situation escalated:
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:18
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
Your mother is fucking a jean and you fucking rag
From: TytanicaIn light of recent events, comments such as these must be given extra scrutiny. Luckily, our Agents have a talent for clearing up ambiguity:
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:20
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
Find you in the real world
From: Larsulrik Napsterbane
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:21
To: Tytanica
And then what?
From: TytanicaBut when it came to Tytanica, even our Agent's talents were pushed to their limits. Her crypto tears were a challenge to decipher. And just when one strange EVEmail was interpreted, it was followed by another:
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:25
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
12/5000
Cool nothing :)
From: TytanicaBy this point, Agent Larsulrik wasn't interested in dealing with Tytanica on her own puzzling terms. He cut through the nonsense and got right to the point:
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:29
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
Cool to see in real
It was necessary to propose this before I lost the implant
From: Larsulrik Napsterbane
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:31
To: Tytanica
I am proposing it before you lose the next implant. Consider the last one a warning.
From: TytanicaThe miner broke off the conversation with a threatening message, but then immediately sent another pair of EVEmails:
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:33
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
See you in real time, your location is already known
good night
From: Tytanica
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:35
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
You pay me 200 ml isk and after the case
for implants
From: TytanicaTytanica had every intention of collecting reimbursement from our Agent. Apparently she planned to meet up with him and make her case in person. What she didn't realize is that she was going to see Larsulrik again (in-game) much sooner than expected.
Sent: 2017.08.25 20:40
To: Larsulrik Napsterbane
See you in real
A minute later, Larsulrik jumped into the Josamento system and was immediately greeted by his old friend.
Our Agent had spent a decent amount of time with Tytanica over the past two days, but he was no closer to understanding the miner. Our Agents aren't in the habit of giving up, though. After yesterday's post went live on MinerBumping, Larsulrik renewed his correspondence with Tytanica and asked for her comments. He received this reply:
Curious. But at the end of the day, an enigmatic Goofus is still a Goofus.
It is quite evident that, rather like the person who posts nonsense on the minerbumping blog, this miners life has not turned out as successfully as they once envisaged it would.
ReplyDelete:-)
Nothing is nonsense its just that you haven't made sense of it yet. Its ok to admit it, sometimes even the mad have to take a moment to remember why they said what.
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Miners rule!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder. The Miners' rule is to follow the Code!
DeleteMiners should obey the rules!
DeleteMiners should be payed to play to Code rules
DeletePay, pay for, just shut up and go mine, your gonna find someone sooner or later who just wants to give you a good BLOW job.
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Yeah.
ReplyDeleteHisec miners are the worst that humanity has to offer. Violent and nasty is the norm for those types.
When is it ever acceptable to threaten anyone over a game?
If you see tytanica, or any other criminal breaking the rules so flagrantly, please alert your nearest ganker, they can be found very easily by checking zkillboard for the system you find offenders in. Instant karma for you superstitious folk. And remember screen shots are the lulz.
Criminals needs to be sent a clear message: We won't tolerate threats to good honest EvE players.
It's time to take out the trash, just do it legal. If that retard dies in game enough times he will quit, and our community will be safer and better overall. We are actually doing those people a favor by helping them realize they were playing the wrong game the wrong way. Talk about fail.
Plus it's fun as hell to blap those types because they get really ragey, almost to absurdity. Everyone wins!
Do your part, kill a miner today!
\o/ Praise James 315! \o/
DeleteSounds just like all my friends, nasty as hell and greedy too, they just love killing people and emptying out their bank accounts. And then there are friends of mine who like to tell the people that if they pay they will be fine, but they kill them anyway because its fun. Either way its all in good fun right.
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"Your mother is fucking a jean"
ReplyDeletehope we are not talking Levis. ouch!
Billy Jean is not my lover,
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HI Aeonaa, I was stumped too when I read that.
DeleteIt's possible that the person's 1st language is not English. That might explain the odd placing of the emphatic/contemptuous adjective 'fucking' before the indefinite article attached to 'jean', rather than after it: "Your mother is a fucking jean" would make a little more sense to an English speaker.
But 'jean'? If the speaker were French, he/she might have directly translated the US slang word 'john' (for toilet - John Harrington invented the flushing version) into French, rather than use his own and known word 'les chiottes'. Note the lower-case 'j' of 'john')
All that equals a lot of 'if's; here's another. If the above applies, the writer might have meant to say:
"Your mother is a fucking john". Or perhaps not; I suppose it doesn't really matter...
In todays society its okay for a mother to be a father too, makes Christmas shopping for your parents that much easier.
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Eve was made for crazy people to keep them fro spilling out into the real world and pollute the gene pool with their hate and madness.
ReplyDeleteThink about that for a moment, there are that many crazy people playing a game and being occupied for a time, what happens when the game ends. Us crazies are still there.
DeleteSo would this be like Eve is a dam and the crazies the water. When the game breaks the dam breaks and the crazies just rush out in full force.
I cant wait.
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I note that the gene pool from which you were fished had already become contaminated. What a pity.
DeleteNothing interesting ever came from a clean pool.
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